You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Ah, no thank you. We're not Church people, thank you. 

     Oh, and, uh, throw him to the floor, sir? 

[IbanezJem]

9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

     Oh, and, uh, throw him to the floor, sir? 

It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas. 

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas. 

Look, I can see you're on a wire - look, there it is.  

[IbanezJem]

26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Look, I can see you're on a wire - look, there it is.  

It's a bit small for a share certificate isn't it? Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday... 

[blackhawkrush]

19 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

It's a bit small for a share certificate isn't it? Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday... 

And so it was the fire brigade eventually came round on Friday night.    

[IbanezJem]

11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

And so it was the fire brigade eventually came round on Friday night.    

An interesting point about these boys is they all have one thing in common. Hip injuries.  

[blackhawkrush]

4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

An interesting point about these boys is they all have one thing in common. Hip injuries.  

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work. 

 

You fell out of the tall tower, you creep! 

[IbanezJem]

1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

You fell out of the tall tower, you creep! 

Look, I told you, you bastard, I'm not on a wire. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Look, I told you, you bastard, I'm not on a wire. 

Good idea, O Lord!    

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Good idea, O Lord!    

 

O Lord. Ooh, you are so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

O Lord. Ooh, you are so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. 

Now, look. No one is to stone 73 until I blow this whistle. 

[IbanezJem]

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Now, look. No one is to stone 73 until I blow this whistle. 

Good thinking, sir. I'll get the horse. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

Good thinking, sir. I'll get the horse. 

 

You're using coconuts! You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging 'em together! 

[IbanezJem]

11 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

You're using coconuts! You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging 'em together! 

 I get so bored. I get so bloody bored.

[blackhawkrush]

5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 I get so bored. I get so bloody bored.

Croatian Long John Silver Impersonators and Morocco Gynecologists?  

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Croatian Long John Silver Impersonators and Morocco Gynecologists?  

 

 To discuss the implications of that post we have a duck, a cat and a lizard.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

 To discuss the implications of that post we have a duck, a cat and a lizard.

Ah. Hello, Duckie. How are you?    Why's that, Duckie? 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

38 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ah. Hello, Duckie. How are you?    Why's that, Duckie? 

 

Well, we psychiatrists have found that over 8% of the population will always be mice.

[IbanezJem]

26 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Well, we psychiatrists have found that over 8% of the population will always be mice.

No, that's definitely sheep. A bit of a puzzle, really. Yeah, well, I mean it's a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. 

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

No, that's definitely sheep. A bit of a puzzle, really. Yeah, well, I mean it's a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. 

I love animals.    That's why I like to kill 'em. I wouldn't kill an animal I didn't like. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I love animals.    That's why I like to kill 'em. I wouldn't kill an animal I didn't like. 

 

This is a vegetarian restaurant only, we serve no animal flesh of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it. 

 

[IbanezJem]

6 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

This is a vegetarian restaurant only, we serve no animal flesh of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it. 

 

Oh, that's marvellous. I mean you're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor LABT. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. 

[blackhawkrush]

4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh, that's marvellous. I mean you're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor LABT. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. 

73 has slipped into his slenderizing garment and is inflating it with the handy little pump provided.  

[IbanezJem]

7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

73 has slipped into his slenderizing garment and is inflating it with the handy little pump provided.  

 Oh, all right! Well, can I borrow one for the weekend.