blackhawkrush Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:He's still molesting her. :oI mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:Well, she turned me into a newt. :unsure: I got better.Have you anything a little fishier? :yes: Look, Howard's being eaten. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 9, 2022 Author Share Posted January 9, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:He's still molesting her. :oI mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:Well, she turned me into a newt. :unsure: I got better.Have you anything a little fishier? :yes: Look, Howard's being eaten.It's very visual, Senor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:He's still molesting her. :oI mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:Well, she turned me into a newt. :unsure: I got better.Have you anything a little fishier? :yes: Look, Howard's being eaten.It's very visual, Senor.Women with flappy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks. :moon: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 9, 2022 Author Share Posted January 9, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:He's still molesting her. :oI mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:Well, she turned me into a newt. :unsure: I got better.Have you anything a little fishier? :yes: Look, Howard's being eaten.It's very visual, Senor.Women with flappy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks. :moon:Exciting? No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL :eyeroll: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:He's still molesting her. :oI mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:Well, she turned me into a newt. :unsure: I got better.Have you anything a little fishier? :yes: Look, Howard's being eaten.It's very visual, Senor.Women with flappy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks. :moon:Exciting? No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL :eyeroll:Warwickshire had dismissed the Kalahari Batsmen for 140. :zzz: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 10, 2022 Author Share Posted January 10, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:He's still molesting her. :oI mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:Well, she turned me into a newt. :unsure: I got better.Have you anything a little fishier? :yes: Look, Howard's being eaten.It's very visual, Senor.Women with flappy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks. :moon:Exciting? No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL :eyeroll:Warwickshire had dismissed the Kalahari Batsmen for 140. :zzz:Yes, Cowdrey is being carried off. Well I never. Now who's in next, it should be number three, Nat Newton of Notts :notworthy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:He's still molesting her. :oI mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:Well, she turned me into a newt. :unsure: I got better.Have you anything a little fishier? :yes: Look, Howard's being eaten.It's very visual, Senor.Women with flappy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks. :moon:Exciting? No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL :eyeroll:Warwickshire had dismissed the Kalahari Batsmen for 140. :zzz:Yes, Cowdrey is being carried off. Well I never. Now who's in next, it should be number three, Nat Newton of Notts :notworthy:He crouches down in the road and rubs gravel into his hair. :crazy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 10, 2022 Author Share Posted January 10, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:He's still molesting her. :oI mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:Well, she turned me into a newt. :unsure: I got better.Have you anything a little fishier? :yes: Look, Howard's being eaten.It's very visual, Senor.Women with flappy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks. :moon:Exciting? No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL :eyeroll:Warwickshire had dismissed the Kalahari Batsmen for 140. :zzz:Yes, Cowdrey is being carried off. Well I never. Now who's in next, it should be number three, Nat Newton of Notts :notworthy:He crouches down in the road and rubs gravel into his hair. :crazy:I believe in him and I'm just trying to create the opportunities for Ron to do the kind of things he wants to do :rose: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:He's still molesting her. :oI mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:Well, she turned me into a newt. :unsure: I got better.Have you anything a little fishier? :yes: Look, Howard's being eaten.It's very visual, Senor.Women with flappy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks. :moon:Exciting? No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL :eyeroll:Warwickshire had dismissed the Kalahari Batsmen for 140. :zzz:Yes, Cowdrey is being carried off. Well I never. Now who's in next, it should be number three, Nat Newton of Notts :notworthy:He crouches down in the road and rubs gravel into his hair. :crazy:I believe in him and I'm just trying to create the opportunities for Ron to do the kind of things he wants to do :rose:I would like to be paid five guineas :drool: for saying something stupid about a television show. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 11, 2022 Author Share Posted January 11, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:He's still molesting her. :oI mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:Well, she turned me into a newt. :unsure: I got better.Have you anything a little fishier? :yes: Look, Howard's being eaten.It's very visual, Senor.Women with flappy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks. :moon:Exciting? No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL :eyeroll:Warwickshire had dismissed the Kalahari Batsmen for 140. :zzz:Yes, Cowdrey is being carried off. Well I never. Now who's in next, it should be number three, Nat Newton of Notts :notworthy:He crouches down in the road and rubs gravel into his hair. :crazy:I believe in him and I'm just trying to create the opportunities for Ron to do the kind of things he wants to do :rose:I would like to be paid five guineas :drool: for saying something stupid about a television show.It couldn't have come at a worse time. There's school fees for the two boys coming up, and the wife's treatment costing more now... I don't know where the money's coming from as it is :sigh: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :( 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 11, 2022 Author Share Posted January 11, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 11, 2022 Author Share Posted January 11, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:If we could walk that way :coy: sorry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 11, 2022 Author Share Posted January 11, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 12, 2022 Author Share Posted January 12, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog:Bloody sharks :rose: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog:Bloody sharks :rose:I've had worse. Just a flesh wound. :cool: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 12, 2022 Author Share Posted January 12, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog:Bloody sharks :rose:I've had worse. Just a flesh wound. :cool:What a senseless waste of human life :oops: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog:Bloody sharks :rose:I've had worse. Just a flesh wound. :cool:What a senseless waste of human life :oops:I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit...sort of carried away. :blush: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 12, 2022 Author Share Posted January 12, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog:Bloody sharks :rose:I've had worse. Just a flesh wound. :cool:What a senseless waste of human life :oops:I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit...sort of carried away. :blush:No. You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant :bitchslap: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog:Bloody sharks :rose:I've had worse. Just a flesh wound. :cool:What a senseless waste of human life :oops:I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit...sort of carried away. :blush:No. You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant :bitchslap:So it was halibut or sea bass. Won't be a moment-t-t-t-t. :outtahere: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 12, 2022 Author Share Posted January 12, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog:Bloody sharks :rose:I've had worse. Just a flesh wound. :cool:What a senseless waste of human life :oops:I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit...sort of carried away. :blush:No. You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant :bitchslap:So it was halibut or sea bass. Won't be a moment-t-t-t-t. :outtahere:Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma- he's m- he's ma- he- he- he's m- m- m- he's m- he's m - He's mad, sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 I expect you are probably thinking of selling one. Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson. :(Tell him I've already got one :bitchslap: All right, all right. What's he want then?He finds it very difficult to get to sleep on his own ;) so I said he could sleep with us.Ah! Thank you very much. Good morning. Come on men, downstairs :outtahere:If we could walk that way :coy: sorry.OK, meeting 4.30 - 'Bridge at Arles' :sundog:I think I'd stick to Caribbean Islands if I were you. :sundog:Bloody sharks :rose:I've had worse. Just a flesh wound. :cool:What a senseless waste of human life :oops:I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit...sort of carried away. :blush:No. You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant :bitchslap:So it was halibut or sea bass. Won't be a moment-t-t-t-t. :outtahere:Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma- he's m- he's ma- he- he- he's m- m- m- he's m- he's m - He's mad, sir. :yes: He placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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