IbanezJem Posted January 27, 2022 Author Share Posted January 27, 2022 Do they prefer Leibniz to Wittgenstein? :blink:Hackney Star Bingo or St. Albans Top Rank Suite? :tempted:Well this is a completely uncharted lake with like hitherto unclassified marine life man, so the whole scene's wide open for a scientific exploration :joker:Yeah well, keep digging lad, keep digging. :madra:Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that's my name :pizza:Well, only since about 4:30... :unsure:So unless you have brain cells, or have completed the process of evolution, there's a wonderful day ahead! :7up:A wonderful day ahead. You will be surrounded by family and friends. :nya nya: :blaze: :banana: :yay:We must be getting on. No, the only thing is, you see, we're going to be a little bit late :outtahere:Well, there he goes. Harry Bagot. He must have let himself down a bit on the hobbies, golf's not very popular around here. :tsk:Yes, pity really, I always preferred the outdoor life. Hunting, shooting, fishing :bang bang: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Do they prefer Leibniz to Wittgenstein? :blink:Hackney Star Bingo or St. Albans Top Rank Suite? :tempted:Well this is a completely uncharted lake with like hitherto unclassified marine life man, so the whole scene's wide open for a scientific exploration :joker:Yeah well, keep digging lad, keep digging. :madra:Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that's my name :pizza:Well, only since about 4:30... :unsure:So unless you have brain cells, or have completed the process of evolution, there's a wonderful day ahead! :7up:A wonderful day ahead. You will be surrounded by family and friends. :nya nya: :blaze: :banana: :yay:We must be getting on. No, the only thing is, you see, we're going to be a little bit late :outtahere:Well, there he goes. Harry Bagot. He must have let himself down a bit on the hobbies, golf's not very popular around here. :tsk:Yes, pity really, I always preferred the outdoor life. Hunting, shooting, fishing :bang bang:...pulling the birds. :drool: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 Do they prefer Leibniz to Wittgenstein? :blink:Hackney Star Bingo or St. Albans Top Rank Suite? :tempted:Well this is a completely uncharted lake with like hitherto unclassified marine life man, so the whole scene's wide open for a scientific exploration :joker:Yeah well, keep digging lad, keep digging. :madra:Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that's my name :pizza:Well, only since about 4:30... :unsure:So unless you have brain cells, or have completed the process of evolution, there's a wonderful day ahead! :7up:A wonderful day ahead. You will be surrounded by family and friends. :nya nya: :blaze: :banana: :yay:We must be getting on. No, the only thing is, you see, we're going to be a little bit late :outtahere:Well, there he goes. Harry Bagot. He must have let himself down a bit on the hobbies, golf's not very popular around here. :tsk:Yes, pity really, I always preferred the outdoor life. Hunting, shooting, fishing :bang bang:...pulling the birds. :drool:Come on little birdies... tweety tweety... oooh look at this... tweet tweet... ooohhh nice one... come on little birdies... :coy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Do they prefer Leibniz to Wittgenstein? :blink:Hackney Star Bingo or St. Albans Top Rank Suite? :tempted:Well this is a completely uncharted lake with like hitherto unclassified marine life man, so the whole scene's wide open for a scientific exploration :joker:Yeah well, keep digging lad, keep digging. :madra:Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that's my name :pizza:Well, only since about 4:30... :unsure:So unless you have brain cells, or have completed the process of evolution, there's a wonderful day ahead! :7up:A wonderful day ahead. You will be surrounded by family and friends. :nya nya: :blaze: :banana: :yay:We must be getting on. No, the only thing is, you see, we're going to be a little bit late :outtahere:Well, there he goes. Harry Bagot. He must have let himself down a bit on the hobbies, golf's not very popular around here. :tsk:Yes, pity really, I always preferred the outdoor life. Hunting, shooting, fishing :bang bang:...pulling the birds. :drool:Come on little birdies... tweety tweety... oooh look at this... tweet tweet... ooohhh nice one... come on little birdies... :coy:What's that supposed to be. :huh: Give me a big one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 Do they prefer Leibniz to Wittgenstein? :blink:Hackney Star Bingo or St. Albans Top Rank Suite? :tempted:Well this is a completely uncharted lake with like hitherto unclassified marine life man, so the whole scene's wide open for a scientific exploration :joker:Yeah well, keep digging lad, keep digging. :madra:Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that's my name :pizza:Well, only since about 4:30... :unsure:So unless you have brain cells, or have completed the process of evolution, there's a wonderful day ahead! :7up:A wonderful day ahead. You will be surrounded by family and friends. :nya nya: :blaze: :banana: :yay:We must be getting on. No, the only thing is, you see, we're going to be a little bit late :outtahere:Well, there he goes. Harry Bagot. He must have let himself down a bit on the hobbies, golf's not very popular around here. :tsk:Yes, pity really, I always preferred the outdoor life. Hunting, shooting, fishing :bang bang:...pulling the birds. :drool:Come on little birdies... tweety tweety... oooh look at this... tweet tweet... ooohhh nice one... come on little birdies... :coy:What's that supposed to be. :huh: Give me a big one.Good. Good. We don't want anyone to think we're chicken :no: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Do they prefer Leibniz to Wittgenstein? :blink:Hackney Star Bingo or St. Albans Top Rank Suite? :tempted:Well this is a completely uncharted lake with like hitherto unclassified marine life man, so the whole scene's wide open for a scientific exploration :joker:Yeah well, keep digging lad, keep digging. :madra:Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that's my name :pizza:Well, only since about 4:30... :unsure:So unless you have brain cells, or have completed the process of evolution, there's a wonderful day ahead! :7up:A wonderful day ahead. You will be surrounded by family and friends. :nya nya: :blaze: :banana: :yay:We must be getting on. No, the only thing is, you see, we're going to be a little bit late :outtahere:Well, there he goes. Harry Bagot. He must have let himself down a bit on the hobbies, golf's not very popular around here. :tsk:Yes, pity really, I always preferred the outdoor life. Hunting, shooting, fishing :bang bang:...pulling the birds. :drool:Come on little birdies... tweety tweety... oooh look at this... tweet tweet... ooohhh nice one... come on little birdies... :coy:What's that supposed to be. :huh: Give me a big one.Good. Good. We don't want anyone to think we're chicken :no:That's why nine out of ten small countries choose American defense. :cool: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay:I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. :dweez: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay:I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. :dweez:No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... :tsk: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay:I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. :dweez:No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... :tsk:Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one. It's only wafer thin. Just the one, monsieur. Bon appetit. :outtahere: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay:I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. :dweez:No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... :tsk:Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one. It's only wafer thin. Just the one, monsieur. Bon appetit. :outtahere:If you're having canapes, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is to set fire to all houses in the street :fury: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay:I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. :dweez:No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... :tsk:Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one. It's only wafer thin. Just the one, monsieur. Bon appetit. :outtahere:If you're having canapes, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is to set fire to all houses in the street :fury:But here on 'Nationwide', we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. :atickhum: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay:I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. :dweez:No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... :tsk:Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one. It's only wafer thin. Just the one, monsieur. Bon appetit. :outtahere:If you're having canapes, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is to set fire to all houses in the street :fury:But here on 'Nationwide', we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. :atickhum:Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather for the time of year, I must say :sundog: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay:I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. :dweez:No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... :tsk:Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one. It's only wafer thin. Just the one, monsieur. Bon appetit. :outtahere:If you're having canapes, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is to set fire to all houses in the street :fury:But here on 'Nationwide', we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. :atickhum:Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather for the time of year, I must say :sundog:Weather wonderful, our room is marked with an 'XXX' :hug2: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 28, 2022 Author Share Posted January 28, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay:I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. :dweez:No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... :tsk:Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one. It's only wafer thin. Just the one, monsieur. Bon appetit. :outtahere:If you're having canapes, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is to set fire to all houses in the street :fury:But here on 'Nationwide', we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. :atickhum:Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather for the time of year, I must say :sundog:Weather wonderful, our room is marked with an 'XXX' :hug2:Scusey, you tell me where is Mrs Vera Jackson please? :wub: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay:I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. :dweez:No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... :tsk:Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one. It's only wafer thin. Just the one, monsieur. Bon appetit. :outtahere:If you're having canapes, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is to set fire to all houses in the street :fury:But here on 'Nationwide', we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. :atickhum:Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather for the time of year, I must say :sundog:Weather wonderful, our room is marked with an 'XXX' :hug2:Scusey, you tell me where is Mrs Vera Jackson please? :wub:Oh ah. Hello, officer. Eh, I'll be with you in a few moments. All right, dear? Well, how are you, then, officer? :outtahere: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 29, 2022 Author Share Posted January 29, 2022 (edited) Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay:I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. :dweez:No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... :tsk:Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one. It's only wafer thin. Just the one, monsieur. Bon appetit. :outtahere:If you're having canapes, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is to set fire to all houses in the street :fury:But here on 'Nationwide', we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. :atickhum:Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather for the time of year, I must say :sundog:Weather wonderful, our room is marked with an 'XXX' :hug2:Scusey, you tell me where is Mrs Vera Jackson please? :wub:Oh ah. Hello, officer. Eh, I'll be with you in a few moments. All right, dear? Well, how are you, then, officer? :outtahere:Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker. Edited January 29, 2022 by IbanezJem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay:I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. :dweez:No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... :tsk:Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one. It's only wafer thin. Just the one, monsieur. Bon appetit. :outtahere:If you're having canapes, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is to set fire to all houses in the street :fury:But here on 'Nationwide', we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. :atickhum:Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather for the time of year, I must say :sundog:Weather wonderful, our room is marked with an 'XXX' :hug2:Scusey, you tell me where is Mrs Vera Jackson please? :wub:Oh ah. Hello, officer. Eh, I'll be with you in a few moments. All right, dear? Well, how are you, then, officer? :outtahere:Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.Banking, that's a man's life, isn't it? Banking, travel, excitement, adventure, thrills, decisions affecting people's lives. :smash: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 29, 2022 Author Share Posted January 29, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay:I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. :dweez:No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... :tsk:Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one. It's only wafer thin. Just the one, monsieur. Bon appetit. :outtahere:If you're having canapes, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is to set fire to all houses in the street :fury:But here on 'Nationwide', we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. :atickhum:Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather for the time of year, I must say :sundog:Weather wonderful, our room is marked with an 'XXX' :hug2:Scusey, you tell me where is Mrs Vera Jackson please? :wub:Oh ah. Hello, officer. Eh, I'll be with you in a few moments. All right, dear? Well, how are you, then, officer? :outtahere:Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.Banking, that's a man's life, isn't it? Banking, travel, excitement, adventure, thrills, decisions affecting people's lives. :smash:There was only one Redeemer! :rage: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay:I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. :dweez:No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... :tsk:Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one. It's only wafer thin. Just the one, monsieur. Bon appetit. :outtahere:If you're having canapes, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is to set fire to all houses in the street :fury:But here on 'Nationwide', we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. :atickhum:Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather for the time of year, I must say :sundog:Weather wonderful, our room is marked with an 'XXX' :hug2:Scusey, you tell me where is Mrs Vera Jackson please? :wub:Oh ah. Hello, officer. Eh, I'll be with you in a few moments. All right, dear? Well, how are you, then, officer? :outtahere:Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.Banking, that's a man's life, isn't it? Banking, travel, excitement, adventure, thrills, decisions affecting people's lives. :smash:There was only one Redeemer! :rage:This sloppy, long-haired :haz: civilian plagiarism will be dealt with most severely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 29, 2022 Author Share Posted January 29, 2022 Last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence :facepalm:We must ring the Government. Perhaps I should make a little speech or something? :blah:Quiet! Silly person :LMAO: Guards! Search the thread. You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?I'm sorry, mein Fuhrer :bitchslap: mein 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 old chum.I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge :yay:I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. :dweez:No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up... :tsk:Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one. It's only wafer thin. Just the one, monsieur. Bon appetit. :outtahere:If you're having canapes, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is to set fire to all houses in the street :fury:But here on 'Nationwide', we're going to get away from that a bit and look instead at the latest theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. :atickhum:Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather for the time of year, I must say :sundog:Weather wonderful, our room is marked with an 'XXX' :hug2:Scusey, you tell me where is Mrs Vera Jackson please? :wub:Oh ah. Hello, officer. Eh, I'll be with you in a few moments. All right, dear? Well, how are you, then, officer? :outtahere:Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.Banking, that's a man's life, isn't it? Banking, travel, excitement, adventure, thrills, decisions affecting people's lives. :smash:There was only one Redeemer! :rage:This sloppy, long-haired :haz: civilian plagiarism will be dealt with most severely.Would you like to have a sixteen-ton weight dropped on top of you, Robert? :huh: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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