IbanezJem Posted January 3, 2022 Author Share Posted January 3, 2022 All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 3, 2022 Author Share Posted January 3, 2022 All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere: CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 3, 2022 Author Share Posted January 3, 2022 All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere: CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere: CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 3, 2022 Author Share Posted January 3, 2022 All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere: CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :POh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere: CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :POh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:I can only give you name, rank, and why did the :chickendance: cross the road. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 4, 2022 Author Share Posted January 4, 2022 All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere: CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :POh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:I can only give you name, rank, and why did the :chickendance: cross the road.Oh good, that'll be the Vet, dear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere: CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :POh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:I can only give you name, rank, and why did the :chickendance: cross the road.Oh good, that'll be the Vet, dear.No madam, I'm a burglar. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly. :angel: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 4, 2022 Author Share Posted January 4, 2022 All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere: CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :POh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:I can only give you name, rank, and why did the :chickendance: cross the road.Oh good, that'll be the Vet, dear.No madam, I'm a burglar. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly. :angel:Wait a minute. You just got that out of your pocket :smash: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere: CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :POh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:I can only give you name, rank, and why did the :chickendance: cross the road.Oh good, that'll be the Vet, dear.No madam, I'm a burglar. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly. :angel:Wait a minute. You just got that out of your pocket :smash:A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for a company director in Bromsgrove. :unsure: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 5, 2022 Author Share Posted January 5, 2022 All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere: CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :POh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:I can only give you name, rank, and why did the :chickendance: cross the road.Oh good, that'll be the Vet, dear.No madam, I'm a burglar. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly. :angel:Wait a minute. You just got that out of your pocket :smash:A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for a company director in Bromsgrove. :unsure:And there's a card, sir,... from all of us. Sorry about the blood, sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere: CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :POh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:I can only give you name, rank, and why did the :chickendance: cross the road.Oh good, that'll be the Vet, dear.No madam, I'm a burglar. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly. :angel:Wait a minute. You just got that out of your pocket :smash:A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for a company director in Bromsgrove. :unsure:And there's a card, sir,... from all of us. Sorry about the blood, sir.Take this card along to your hospital. And I shall inform your relatives and friends and anyone else I happen to bump into, OK? :ebert: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 5, 2022 Author Share Posted January 5, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 6, 2022 Author Share Posted January 6, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 7, 2022 Author Share Posted January 7, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 7, 2022 Author Share Posted January 7, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:He's still molesting her. :o 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 9, 2022 Author Share Posted January 9, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:He's still molesting her. :oI mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:He's still molesting her. :oI mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:Well, she turned me into a newt. :unsure: I got better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted January 9, 2022 Author Share Posted January 9, 2022 Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:But why Dorset? :huh:This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.KNICKERS 1914 :lol:If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:He's still molesting her. :oI mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:Well, she turned me into a newt. :unsure: I got better.Have you anything a little fishier? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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