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All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:

Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?

Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:

Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:

No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:

Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:
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All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:

Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?

Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:

Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:

No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:

Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:

I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.
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All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:

Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?

Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:

Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:

No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:

Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:

I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.

We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere:
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All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:

Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?

Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:

Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:

No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:

Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:

I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.

We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere:

CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:
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All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:

Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?

Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:

Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:

No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:

Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:

I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.

We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere:

CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:

Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!
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All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:

Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?

Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:

Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:

No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:

Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:

I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.

We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere:

CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:

Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :P
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All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:

Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?

Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:

Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:

No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:

Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:

I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.

We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere:

CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:

Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :P

Oh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:
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All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:

Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?

Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:

Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:

No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:

Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:

I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.

We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere:

CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:

Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :P

Oh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:

I can only give you name, rank, and why did the :chickendance: cross the road.
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All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:

Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?

Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:

Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:

No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:

Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:

I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.

We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere:

CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:

Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :P

Oh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:

I can only give you name, rank, and why did the :chickendance: cross the road.

Oh good, that'll be the Vet, dear.
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All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:

Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?

Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:

Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:

No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:

Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:

I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.

We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere:

CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:

Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :P

Oh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:

I can only give you name, rank, and why did the :chickendance: cross the road.

Oh good, that'll be the Vet, dear.

No madam, I'm a burglar. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly. :angel:
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All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:

Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?

Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:

Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:

No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:

Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:

I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.

We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere:

CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:

Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :P

Oh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:

I can only give you name, rank, and why did the :chickendance: cross the road.

Oh good, that'll be the Vet, dear.

No madam, I'm a burglar. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly. :angel:

Wait a minute. You just got that out of your pocket :smash:
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All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:

Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?

Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:

Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:

No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:

Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:

I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.

We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere:

CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:

Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :P

Oh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:

I can only give you name, rank, and why did the :chickendance: cross the road.

Oh good, that'll be the Vet, dear.

No madam, I'm a burglar. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly. :angel:

Wait a minute. You just got that out of your pocket :smash:

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for a company director in Bromsgrove. :unsure:
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All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:

Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?

Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:

Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:

No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:

Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:

I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.

We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere:

CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:

Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :P

Oh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:

I can only give you name, rank, and why did the :chickendance: cross the road.

Oh good, that'll be the Vet, dear.

No madam, I'm a burglar. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly. :angel:

Wait a minute. You just got that out of your pocket :smash:

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for a company director in Bromsgrove. :unsure:

And there's a card, sir,... from all of us. Sorry about the blood, sir.
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All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation. :bang bang:

Well, I'm afraid I'm going off duty now sir. Er, could you tell First Sergeant zepphead?

Oh blimey, I'm on. Is me hat on straight, constable? :joker:

Er, well perhaps when the rope reaches you Robert you could kind of swing over to the ledge and grab it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane. :hug2:

No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw :yes:

Right, I've got some of your presciptions here. Er, who's got the pox? :ph34r:

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next post :rage:

I have with me Mr. Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals in Arsenal's :wub: 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.

We'll be bringing you back to this exciting contest the moment anything interesting happens :outtahere:

CONSTABLE 13 SUPERINTENDENTS 9 :popcorn:

Where is Brian of Nazareth?! I have an order for his release!

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :P

Oh... I'm sorry... my mind was wandering... I've had a terrible day... I really have... you've got five seconds to tell me... I've forgotten. I've forgotten :oops:

I can only give you name, rank, and why did the :chickendance: cross the road.

Oh good, that'll be the Vet, dear.

No madam, I'm a burglar. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly. :angel:

Wait a minute. You just got that out of your pocket :smash:

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for a company director in Bromsgrove. :unsure:

And there's a card, sir,... from all of us. Sorry about the blood, sir.

Take this card along to your hospital. And I shall inform your relatives and friends and anyone else I happen to bump into, OK? :ebert:
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Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:

Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:

I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:
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Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:

Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:

I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:

But why Dorset? :huh:
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Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:

Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:

I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:

But why Dorset? :huh:

This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.
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Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:

Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:

I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:

But why Dorset? :huh:

This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.

KNICKERS 1914 :lol:
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Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:

Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:

I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:

But why Dorset? :huh:

This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.

KNICKERS 1914 :lol:

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:
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Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:

Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:

I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:

But why Dorset? :huh:

This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.

KNICKERS 1914 :lol:

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:

He's still molesting her. :o
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Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:

Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:

I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:

But why Dorset? :huh:

This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.

KNICKERS 1914 :lol:

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:

He's still molesting her. :o

I mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:
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Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:

Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:

I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:

But why Dorset? :huh:

This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.

KNICKERS 1914 :lol:

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:

He's still molesting her. :o

I mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:

Well, she turned me into a newt. :unsure: I got better.
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Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time! :hockeygoon:

Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. Do you want a nice time? :whipgirl:

I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine :geddy:

But why Dorset? :huh:

This is Stonehenge :yes: ... and it's from here we go to Africa.

KNICKERS 1914 :lol:

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected :cool:

He's still molesting her. :o

I mean you've got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said :sigh:

Well, she turned me into a newt. :unsure: I got better.

Have you anything a little fishier?
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