blackhawkrush Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Ah, no thank you. We're not Church people, thank you. Oh, and, uh, throw him to the floor, sir? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 24, 2022 Author Share Posted November 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, and, uh, throw him to the floor, sir? It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It's a stunt, sir, an extra twenty guineas. Look, I can see you're on a wire - look, there it is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 24, 2022 Author Share Posted November 24, 2022 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Look, I can see you're on a wire - look, there it is. It's a bit small for a share certificate isn't it? Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 19 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It's a bit small for a share certificate isn't it? Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday... And so it was the fire brigade eventually came round on Friday night. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 25, 2022 Author Share Posted November 25, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And so it was the fire brigade eventually came round on Friday night. An interesting point about these boys is they all have one thing in common. Hip injuries. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: An interesting point about these boys is they all have one thing in common. Hip injuries. I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work. You fell out of the tall tower, you creep! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 25, 2022 Author Share Posted November 25, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You fell out of the tall tower, you creep! Look, I told you, you bastard, I'm not on a wire. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Look, I told you, you bastard, I'm not on a wire. Good idea, O Lord! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Good idea, O Lord! O Lord. Ooh, you are so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: O Lord. Ooh, you are so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you. Now, look. No one is to stone 73 until I blow this whistle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 25, 2022 Author Share Posted November 25, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Now, look. No one is to stone 73 until I blow this whistle. Good thinking, sir. I'll get the horse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Good thinking, sir. I'll get the horse. You're using coconuts! You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging 'em together! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 26, 2022 Author Share Posted November 26, 2022 11 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You're using coconuts! You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging 'em together! I get so bored. I get so bloody bored. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I get so bored. I get so bloody bored. Croatian Long John Silver Impersonators and Morocco Gynecologists? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Croatian Long John Silver Impersonators and Morocco Gynecologists? To discuss the implications of that post we have a duck, a cat and a lizard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: To discuss the implications of that post we have a duck, a cat and a lizard. Ah. Hello, Duckie. How are you? Why's that, Duckie? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 38 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah. Hello, Duckie. How are you? Why's that, Duckie? Well, we psychiatrists have found that over 8% of the population will always be mice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 26, 2022 Author Share Posted November 26, 2022 26 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, we psychiatrists have found that over 8% of the population will always be mice. No, that's definitely sheep. A bit of a puzzle, really. Yeah, well, I mean it's a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, that's definitely sheep. A bit of a puzzle, really. Yeah, well, I mean it's a) not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and b) it isn't going to fit into a trap. I love animals. That's why I like to kill 'em. I wouldn't kill an animal I didn't like. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I love animals. That's why I like to kill 'em. I wouldn't kill an animal I didn't like. This is a vegetarian restaurant only, we serve no animal flesh of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 26, 2022 Author Share Posted November 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: This is a vegetarian restaurant only, we serve no animal flesh of any kind. We're not only proud of that, we're smug about it. Oh, that's marvellous. I mean you're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor LABT. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, that's marvellous. I mean you're a totally different kind of specimen to Professor LABT. Straight in your seat, erect, firm. 73 has slipped into his slenderizing garment and is inflating it with the handy little pump provided. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 26, 2022 Author Share Posted November 26, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: 73 has slipped into his slenderizing garment and is inflating it with the handy little pump provided. Oh, all right! Well, can I borrow one for the weekend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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