1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh yeah...you know...get 'em when they're young, eh! Couldn't you have your balls cut off? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Couldn't you have your balls cut off? Och, I dinna like to...they were kinda personal...but I will. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Och, I dinna like to...they were kinda personal...but I will. Now, don't you worry. We'll soon have you cured! Leave it all to us. You'll never know what hit you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 4 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now, don't you worry. We'll soon have you cured! Leave it all to us. You'll never know what hit you. That's what you said about the sperm whale. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 6 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: That's what you said about the sperm whale. Every sperm whale is sacred, every sperm whale is great 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 5, 2022 Author Share Posted August 5, 2022 42 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Every sperm whale is sacred, every sperm whale is great You'd need a very big tank. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You'd need a very big tank. And you join us here at the Bundesabsurd pool just in time to see the start of the 200 meters freestyle for non-swimmers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 5, 2022 Author Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: And you join us here at the Bundesabsurd pool just in time to see the start of the 200 meters freestyle for non-swimmers. Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this thread has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom. Number twenty-nine. The interior of a country house. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Number twenty-nine. The interior of a country house. And this is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And this is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed. Well, I don't use it myself, but some of my friends call me "Two Sheds". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 5, 2022 Author Share Posted August 5, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I don't use it myself, but some of my friends call me "Two Sheds". Ah, you're not going to catch me with an old one like that. Right let's reconstruct the crime. 73, you be Inspector Tiger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Ah, you're not going to catch me with an old one like that. Right let's reconstruct the crime. 73, you be Inspector Tiger. Right, cut the wisecracks, blackhawk! Get to the search room and strip! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Right, cut the wisecracks, blackhawk! Get to the search room and strip! But this would have the effect of consolidating our gains of the previous fiscal year, prior to the entry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: But this would have the effect of consolidating our gains of the previous fiscal year, prior to the entry. What? Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt, what...what excuse can you possibly make? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 5, 2022 Author Share Posted August 5, 2022 55 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: What? Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt, what...what excuse can you possibly make? Ever since you've married me, Douglas, you've treated me like an albatross. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Ever since you've married me, Douglas, you've treated me like an albatross. You tie balloons to your ankles in the evenings. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 5, 2022 Author Share Posted August 5, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You tie balloons to your ankles in the evenings. Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Up on the table! Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump! Well, my main task is to fix a sponsor for the big jump. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, my main task is to fix a sponsor for the big jump. Yes, TRFers, new improved Whizzo butter containing 10% more or less is absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab. Remember, buy Whizzo butter and go to heaven! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, TRFers, new improved Whizzo butter containing 10% more or less is absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab. Remember, buy Whizzo butter and go to heaven! You are a bloody milkman! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 5, 2022 Author Share Posted August 5, 2022 19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You are a bloody milkman! Ah! I've found another bottle! You can have some now if you want to. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 37 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Ah! I've found another bottle! You can have some now if you want to. Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Chateau Latour forty-five, and a double jeroboam of champagne. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Chateau Latour forty-five, and a double jeroboam of champagne. Mind you, he's as good as gold in the morning, I've got to hand it to him, but come lunchtime, it's a bottle of vin ordinaire, six glasses and he's ready to... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 5, 2022 Author Share Posted August 5, 2022 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Mind you, he's as good as gold in the morning, I've got to hand it to him, but come lunchtime, it's a bottle of vin ordinaire, six glasses and he's ready to... He's down! Sir Kenneth Clark is down in eight seconds. But he's up again. He's up at six... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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