1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Mrs Beethoven used to have to get up at midnight to spur on the mynah bird. Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of coal poison, and work twenty-nine hours a day down mill. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of coal poison, and work twenty-nine hours a day down mill. I've got a nice cuttlefish for you when you wake up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I've got a nice cuttlefish for you when you wake up. A fish! A fish! And it went . . wherever I . . did go! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: A fish! A fish! And it went . . wherever I . . did go! I don't know, Tom, but girls seem to avoid me these days. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I don't know, Tom, but girls seem to avoid me these days. I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning. Oh, that's typical. Talk, talk, talk. Natter, natter, natter! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 15, 2022 Author Share Posted May 15, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, that's typical. Talk, talk, talk. Natter, natter, natter! Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. 'It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty,' he said and she smiled quietly to herself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. 'It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty,' he said and she smiled quietly to herself. This is the planet Algon. fifth world in the system of Aldebaran the Red Giant. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: This is the planet Algon. fifth world in the system of Aldebaran the Red Giant. My God, what a simply ghastly place... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: My God, what a simply ghastly place... But this is where they were wrong. For this was no old dump, but a town with a future, an urban Eldorado where the businessmen of today can enjoy the facilities of tomorrow in the comfort of yesterday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 15, 2022 Author Share Posted May 15, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: But this is where they were wrong. For this was no old dump, but a town with a future, an urban Eldorado where the businessmen of today can enjoy the facilities of tomorrow in the comfort of yesterday. Ssh! I understand you don't contradict people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 10 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Ssh! I understand you don't contradict people. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. I agree with that completely... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 29 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I agree with that completely... If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a yes-man! Get out! I'll see you never work again! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 15, 2022 Author Share Posted May 15, 2022 6 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a yes-man! Get out! I'll see you never work again! I played Miss Galileo in a groove and I played Mrs Jesus Christ in a geological incline, so don't... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I played Miss Galileo in a groove and I played Mrs Jesus Christ in a geological incline, so don't... And there we end this edition of 'Archaeology Today'. Next week, the Silvery Dig by Cole Porter with Pearl Bailey and Arthur Negus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 15, 2022 Author Share Posted May 15, 2022 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And there we end this edition of 'Archaeology Today'. Next week, the Silvery Dig by Cole Porter with Pearl Bailey and Arthur Negus. He could be behind the wall, inside the water barrel, beneath a pile of leaves, up in the tree, squatting down behind the car, concealed in a hollow, or crouched behind any one of a hundred bushes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 38 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: He could be behind the wall, inside the water barrel, beneath a pile of leaves, up in the tree, squatting down behind the car, concealed in a hollow, or crouched behind any one of a hundred bushes. Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau? I'd like some chest of drawers, please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 15, 2022 Author Share Posted May 15, 2022 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'd like some chest of drawers, please. Look... you go into the salle a manger ... the dining room, right? - and the sideboard is on your left, by the wall, beside the master's portrait. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Look... you go into the salle a manger ... the dining room, right? - and the sideboard is on your left, by the wall, beside the master's portrait. I am not a man, you silly billy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I am not a man, you silly billy. Oh indeed - if only for the composition alone. The strength of those foreground figures ... the firmness of the line... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 6 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh indeed - if only for the composition alone. The strength of those foreground figures ... the firmness of the line... I want to have Racquel Welch dropped on top of me. She's got a big bottom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I want to have Racquel Welch dropped on top of me. She's got a big bottom. You divorced her and married me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You divorced her and married me. I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the color. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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