treeduck Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 Thinks Chip Kelly in San Francisco is hilarious. 2
treeduck Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 Brucey is an undercover guitar surprise merchant. He goes around towns jumping out of bushes surprising people with guitar riffs! :guitar: 2
Verena Posted October 15, 2016 Author Posted October 15, 2016 (edited) Brucey acts fast, he's a witty dude. Ducky is very creative. :) Edited October 15, 2016 by rhyv 2
Segue Myles Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 Segue IS a transsexual hooker! Damn! Now everyone knows how I afford all the stuff I rave about! 1
Segue Myles Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 rhyv is a fellow fan of amazing female fronted metal! 1
treeduck Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 (edited) Segue lives a double life. By night he lives in a haunted hotel in East Anglia. Where he collects herbs from the woods to find out the secrets of eternal life. By day he pretends to be a poser rock fan on TRF. edited because I fuckked it up about three times! Edited October 15, 2016 by treeduck
Segue Myles Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 Segue lives a double life. By night he lives in a haunted hotel in East Anglia. Where he collects herbs from the woods to find out the secrets of eternal life. By day he pretends to be a poser rock fan on TRF. edited because I fuckked it up about three times! I'm not a poser. Although...I do pout a lot and stop to check my appearance in windows a bit too often... Treeduck pays to meet a certain transsexual hooker at a haunted east anglian hotel. I know this because my mum loves him! (My mum laughed when I wrote this)
treeduck Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 Segue hasn't yet realised that he has to start coming up with his own material.
Segue Myles Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 Treeduck doesn't realise I live to plagiarise because I just am not smart enough to be original
treeduck Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 Segue often goes around his town in an ingenious disguise as a fat bald baker called Ignatius Reginald. He mistakenly revealed his disguise to his girlfriend who got totally turned on and now she insists on him dressing as Reginald in the bedroom.
Segue Myles Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 Treeduck enjoys going to Comic Con dressed as Princess Leia 1
Day of Light Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 Segue, conveniently, knows this, because he also frequents Comic Con as Princess Leia. Clad in chainmail bikini. 2
Segue Myles Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 Day Of Light goes to Comic Con as herself. But wins awards for being the best Jabba The Hut 2
Verena Posted October 15, 2016 Author Posted October 15, 2016 Sometimes he forgets he's at a Rush forum.
treeduck Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 Rhyv has discovered a doorway to another dimension where the Planet of the Apes (1968 version) is real. She does her shopping there on Fridays, they have banana sale every week, she also visits the zoo where Charlton Heston is kept.. 1
Verena Posted October 15, 2016 Author Posted October 15, 2016 Ducky forgot to say that Steven Wilson comes to my house each fifteen days while he's not touring. ;p Ducky is a great buddy people must know better! :cheers: 1
Maverick Posted October 15, 2016 Posted October 15, 2016 Rhyv lives in a lavender field located inside another lavender field. 1
Day of Light Posted October 16, 2016 Posted October 16, 2016 Maverick's alter ego is Charles Montgomery Burns 2
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