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Segue IS a transsexual hooker!

 

Damn! Now everyone knows how I afford all the stuff I rave about!

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Segue lives a double life. By night he lives in a haunted hotel in East Anglia. Where he collects herbs from the woods to find out the secrets of eternal life. By day he pretends to be a poser rock fan on TRF.

 

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edited because I fuckked it up about three times!

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Segue lives a double life. By night he lives in a haunted hotel in East Anglia. Where he collects herbs from the woods to find out the secrets of eternal life. By day he pretends to be a poser rock fan on TRF.

 

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edited because I fuckked it up about three times!

 

I'm not a poser.

 

Although...I do pout a lot and stop to check my appearance in windows a bit too often...

 

Treeduck pays to meet a certain transsexual hooker at a haunted east anglian hotel.

 

I know this because my mum loves him!

 

(My mum laughed when I wrote this)

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Treeduck doesn't realise I live to plagiarise because I just am not smart enough to be original
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Segue often goes around his town in an ingenious disguise as a fat bald baker called Ignatius Reginald. He mistakenly revealed his disguise to his girlfriend who got totally turned on and now she insists on him dressing as Reginald in the bedroom.
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Treeduck enjoys going to Comic Con dressed as Princess Leia
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Day Of Light goes to Comic Con as herself. But wins awards for being the best Jabba The Hut
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Rhyv has discovered a doorway to another dimension where the Planet of the Apes (1968 version) is real. She does her shopping there on Fridays, they have banana sale every week, she also visits the zoo where Charlton Heston is kept..
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