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It's more of what I'm in the mood for, really. I was really into DT with Images and Words and Awake, but his voice has really begun to bug!!! If they got a new singer that would be perfect .... Recently I've REALLY gotten into Deadwing and I look forward to exploring the others....

not really a joke... but I had to share!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW TO POOP AT WORK We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. *CROP DUSTING* When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff, but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. *FLY BY* The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. Peo ple may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. *ESCAPEE* A fart that slips out while taking a pee or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are a man and are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. *JAILBREAK* When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. *COURTESY FLUSH* The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air tim e the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. *WALK OF SHAME* Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. *OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER* A colleague who poops at work and is Doggone proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom. *THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N)* A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identif y SAFE HAVENS. *SAFE HAVENS* A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. *TURD BURGLAR* Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. *CAMO-COUGH* A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with a SHIRLEY TEMPLE. *SHIRLEY TEMPLE* A subtle toe-tapping that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear a SHIRLEY TEMPLE, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. *WATERMELON* A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. *HAVANA-OMELET* A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with a SHIRLEY TEMPLE. *AUNT BETTY* A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever...Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An AUNT BETTY makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees! SOME VARIETIES OF POOP YOU SHOULD BE AWARE OF~ The King Poop = This kind is the kind of poop that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard. Bali Belly Poop = You poop so much you lose 5 lbs. Cement Block = You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you poop. Cork Poop (Also Known as Floater Poop) = Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. How do I get rid of it? This poop usually happens at someone else's house. The Bungee Poop = The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water. The Crippler = The kind of poop where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down. The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang = The kind of poop that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam. The Party Pooper = The giant poop you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.. NOW EVERYONE TRY TO GO POOP IN PEACE QUIT LAUGHING... POOPING IS A NATURAL PROCESS

I'm only sayyyin' whats on my miiiiind!!!! Now I havta hear some Kansas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmmmmmmm, Steves voice!!!!

On a morning from a Bogart movie In a country where they turn back time You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre Contemplating a crime She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running Like a watercolour in the rain Don't bother asking for explanations She'll just tell you that she came In the year of the cat She doesn't give you time for questions As she locks up your arm in hers And you follow 'till your sense of which direction Completely disappears By the blue tiled walls near the market stalls There's a hidden door she leads you to These days, she says, I feel my life Just like a river running through The year of the cat Well, she looks at you so cooly And her eyes shine like the moon in the sea She comes in incense and patchouli So you take her, to find what's waiting inside The year of the cat Well, morning comes and you're still with her And the bus and the tourists are gone And you've thrown away the choice and lost your ticket So you have to stay on But the drum-beat strains of the night remain In the rhythm of the new-born day You know sometime you're bound to leave her But for now you're going to stay In the year of the cat

I have a shitload of money and a place to live....

I don't want a big greasy bbq rib meal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex wasn't cute at all last night, and the boys sounded like crizap!!! 2112 is overrated and I'm not listening to it right now.

QUOTE (LoneStar Boogie @ Jul 15 2008, 09:37 AM)The original is the best, but the second one is really good, too. The rest are so-so to crap. uuhhhhh, dont you mean sooo sooo crappy?

Big Bones

Too difficult for me to choose..its more the sketches.... The original was great, but I laughed the hardest at stuff like "Bad Idea jeans" commercial. Goat Boy The Whiners Mango Mr. Peepers Male synchronized swimming Debbie Downer Penelope Jimmy Fallon as the jerky IT guy! Annuale birth control Barry Gibb talk show so many more!

108 yesterday. Only 105 today! The California Inferno! but its a dry heat

Stevie Wonder: I Believe Shattered dreams, worthless years, Here am I encased inside a hollow shell, Life began, then was done, Now I stare into a cold and empty well The many sounds that meet our ears the sights our eyes behold, Will open up our merging hearts, And feed our empty souls I believe when I fall in love with you it will be forever, I believe when I fall in love this time it will be forever Without despair we will share, And the joys of caring will not be replaced, What has been must never end And with the strength we have won't be erased When the truths of love are planted firm, They won't be hard to find, And the words of love I speak to you will echo in my mind I believe when I fall in love with you it will be forever, I believe when I fall in love this time it will be forever I believe when I fall in love with you it will be forever, I believe when I fall in love with you it will be forever I'm so glad that I found someone to believe in again, I'm so glad that I found someone to believe in again God surely answered my prayer, God surely answered by prayer, You know God surely answered my prayer, You know God surely answered my prayer, God always will answer your prayers, Believe in one who will answer my prayer, Thank you God Come on, let's fall in love, You're the one I've been waiting for, Come on, let's fall in love, You're the onel that I really adore, Come on, let's fall in love...

YEAH BABY!!! Ah, push it Ah, push it Oooh, baby, baby Baby, baby Oooh, baby, baby Baby, baby Get up on this! Ow! Baby! Salt and Pepa's here! [Now wait a minute, y'all This dance ain't for everybody Only the sexy people So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance Dance, I said!] Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect Want you to push it, babe Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know How to become number one in a hot party show Now push it Ah, push it - push it good Ah, push it - push it real good Ah, push it - push it good Ah, push it - p-push it real good Hey! Ow! Push it good! Oooh, baby, baby Baby, baby Oooh, baby, baby Baby, baby Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would? Now push it Push it good P-push it real good Ah, push it Get up on this! Boy, you really got me going You got me so I don't know what I'm doing Ah, push it

My favorite jeans, my Korkease sandals and a flowy lil blouse.

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I am doing wonderfully well!!! I am full of life!!

COOL!!! I sure love Lonely Wind!! I doubt I'll find it

He was also the love interest of Jennifer Aniston in "the Good Girl." He out shined her by far IMHO

Seriously considering skipping a car payment to zip across da country to see 'em AGAIN!!!!!!!

May I just say that I was never a Radiohead fan, but I was up late and alone one night and I caught In Rainbows In the basement on VH1 and I was completely mezmerized by their playng!!! I bought In Rainbows the naxt, day and I now have 5 CDs. I'm hooked!!!

She is fekking hilarious!!! I know it's "meanish" sometimes, but she makes fun of herself as well and she just notices the funniest things about people!! Yes, her Oprah bits and the stuff about the "View" sluts are great!! HUGE FAN!!!

Kansas has always been in my top three favorite bands!!!!!!! I never get sick of them....I'm trying to think of a favorite album!!!! I'll have to think about it. I love the early stuff as well as Audio Visions. Hmmmmmmm?????

The Anal Log Kid!!!! Ass Cream!!!!!

Goob, you are the Neil of ass lyrics...