barney_rebel Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 http://gawker.com/dominos-replies-to-man-who-claims-he-burned-his-dick-f-1530601775 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/LOLlapalooza/guy-fieri-gif_zpsf9558750.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Talk about your stuffed crust.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Don't eat the piece with the "Alfredo sauce" on it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Don't eat the piece with the "Alfredo sauce" on it.So the dude was Hispanic?.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 What is with men?! Do not rape the pizza. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Sausage with mushroom on top pizza bottom? http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/s-Yuck.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 What is with men?! I know, right? You obviously let it cool down first. Rookie! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Sounds more like a Twitter troll (a Twoll?) than someone who actually did the American Pie routine to a pizza. But if it's true, maybe he's got the right idea -- humping a Domino's pizza is probably better than eating one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I've never eaten a Domino's pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I've never eaten a Domino's pizza. You should keep it that way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I've never eaten a Domino's pizza. You should keep it that way. They're that bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I've never eaten a Domino's pizza. You should keep it that way. They're that bad? No. They're worse. :) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I've never eaten a Domino's pizza. You should keep it that way. They're that bad? No. They're worse. :) Oh, heck..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I've never eaten a Domino's pizza. You should keep it that way. They're that bad? No. They're worse. :)It is truly horrible pizza. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night." Foot Long Bratwurst? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."It would be a hot dog wouldn't it? Or for the adventurous just stuff in a whopper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night." I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night." I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered. Why are people... don't put... why... I don't get it. People and their cut up and burned junk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night." I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered. Why are people... don't put... why... I don't get it. People and their cut up and burned junk. A lightbulb?! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night." I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered. Why are people... don't put... why... I don't get it. People and their cut up and burned junk. A lightbulb?! :o How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P . But a lightbulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night." I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered. Why are people... don't put... why... I don't get it. People and their cut up and burned junk. A lightbulb?! :o How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P . But a lightbulb? I don't even want to think about that..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brucey Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I know of a lad who experimented with a hoover - it got stuck, and he had to go to the hospital like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjbear05 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be? Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night." I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered. Why are people... don't put... why... I don't get it. People and their cut up and burned junk. A lightbulb?! :o How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P . But a lightbulb? I don't even want to think about that..! How about a large cucumber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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