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#1 barney_rebel

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 12:38 PM

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 12:48 PM

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 12:56 PM

Talk about your stuffed crust.... :scared:

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 01:37 PM

Don't eat the piece with the "Alfredo sauce" on it.

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 01:40 PM

View PostDr. Sheldon Cooper, on 25 February 2014 - 01:37 PM, said:

Don't eat the piece with the "Alfredo sauce" on it.
So the dude was Hispanic?....

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 03:25 PM

What is with men?!

Do not rape the pizza.

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 03:32 PM

Sausage with mushroom on top pizza bottom?

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 03:39 PM

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:25 PM, said:

What is with men?!

I know, right? You obviously let it cool down first. Rookie!    :bitchslap:

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 03:43 PM

Sounds more like a Twitter troll (a Twoll?) than someone who actually did the American Pie routine to a pizza. But if it's true, maybe he's got the right idea -- humping a Domino's pizza is probably better than eating one.

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 03:47 PM

I've never eaten a Domino's pizza.

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 03:51 PM

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 03:47 PM, said:

I've never eaten a Domino's pizza.

You should keep it that way.

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 03:52 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 25 February 2014 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 03:47 PM, said:

I've never eaten a Domino's pizza.

You should keep it that way.

They're that bad?

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 03:52 PM

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 03:52 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 25 February 2014 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 03:47 PM, said:

I've never eaten a Domino's pizza.

You should keep it that way.

They're that bad?

No. They're worse. :)

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 03:53 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 25 February 2014 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 03:52 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 25 February 2014 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 03:47 PM, said:

I've never eaten a Domino's pizza.

You should keep it that way.

They're that bad?

No. They're worse. :)

Oh, heck..!   :scared:

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 04:00 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 25 February 2014 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 03:52 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 25 February 2014 - 03:51 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 25 February 2014 - 03:47 PM, said:

I've never eaten a Domino's pizza.

You should keep it that way.

They're that bad?

No. They're worse. :)
It is truly horrible pizza.

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 04:00 PM

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

Foot Long Bratwurst?

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 04:08 PM

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."
It would be a hot dog wouldn't it? Or for the adventurous just stuff in a whopper?

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 04:58 PM

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 05:05 PM

View PostThe Analog Grownup, on 25 February 2014 - 04:58 PM, said:

View PostJanie, on 25 February 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:
A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

People and their cut up and burned junk.




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