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#10081 blackhawkrush

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Posted 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM

I run out of beans!  :boohoo:

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#10082 IbanezJem

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Posted 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  :boohoo:
I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

#10083 blackhawkrush

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Posted 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  :boohoo:
I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!
I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

#10084 IbanezJem

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Posted 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  :boohoo:
I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!
I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.
I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

#10085 blackhawkrush

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Posted 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  :boohoo:
I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!
I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.
I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.
I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  :cool:

#10086 IbanezJem

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Posted 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  :boohoo:
I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!
I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.
I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.
I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  :cool:
Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

#10087 blackhawkrush

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Posted 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  :boohoo:
I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!
I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.
I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.
I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  :cool:
Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.
No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  :hug2:

#10088 IbanezJem

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 05:27 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  :boohoo:
I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!
I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.
I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.
I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  :cool:
Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.
No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  :hug2:
Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!

#10089 blackhawkrush

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 09:47 AM

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 05:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  :boohoo:
I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!
I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.
I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.
I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  :cool:
Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.
No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  :hug2:
Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!
Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman!  :madra:

#10090 IbanezJem

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 10:13 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 09:47 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 05:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  :boohoo:
I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!
I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.
I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.
I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  :cool:
Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.
No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  :hug2:
Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!
Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman!  :madra:
Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

#10091 blackhawkrush

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 10:26 AM

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:13 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 09:47 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 05:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  :boohoo:
I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!
I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.
I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.
I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  :cool:
Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.
No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  :hug2:
Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!
Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman!  :madra:
Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.
The general public's not going to understand this, are they?  :unsure:

#10092 IbanezJem

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 10:45 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:26 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:13 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 09:47 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 05:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  :boohoo:
I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!
I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.
I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.
I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  :cool:
Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.
No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  :hug2:
Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!
Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman!  :madra:
Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.
The general public's not going to understand this, are they?  :unsure:
This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

#10093 blackhawkrush

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 10:57 AM

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:45 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:26 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:13 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 09:47 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 05:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  :boohoo:
I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!
I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.
I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.
I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  :cool:
Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.
No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  :hug2:
Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!
Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman!  :madra:
Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.
The general public's not going to understand this, are they?  :unsure:
This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.
I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons. :|

#10094 IbanezJem

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 12:41 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:57 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:45 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 10:26 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 10:13 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 09:47 AM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 03 September 2020 - 05:27 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 06:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 06:11 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 05:36 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 05:27 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostIbanezJem, on 02 September 2020 - 04:22 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 02 September 2020 - 03:05 PM, said:

I run out of beans!  :boohoo:
I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!
I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.
I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.
I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.  :cool:
Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.
No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.  :hug2:
Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!
Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman!  :madra:
Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.
The general public's not going to understand this, are they?  :unsure:
This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.
I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons. :|
You can't even get a glass of Watney's Red Barrel because you're still in England with the bloody bar closes every time you're thirsty. And the kids are crying and vomiting and breaking the plastic ashtrays.

#10095 1-0-0-1-0-0-1

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 12:56 PM

Ok, you Bruces, it almost time for a new BOX...I mean, thread! It is tradition to battle for the right to seek the Grail...I mean, for the honor of starting the new mattress...THREAD.

The top four posters in this thread will write a paragraph telling us why they should be the lucky recipient of a blow on the head....erm, I mean, to be the new thread starter. Those four village idiots are:

blackhawkrush
Citizen of the World
Your_Lion
IbanezJem

You four Gumbys have until this coming Monday, Sept 7th, to pen the funniest joke in the world, and win the chance to face the peril of starting the NEW THREAD!!! :16ton: :gumby:

Do NOT post your entry until I give the signal. I shall count to five...no, THREE, sometime on Monday. You would then have the rest of the day to post your entry in this thread. Judging will be done by me and one other TRF Python fan, whose identity is not yet disclosed. :ph34r:

#10096 1-0-0-1-0-0-1

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 01:06 PM

Looking at the last few pages, I see Citizen and Lion aren't too active. I shall PM them. Citizen hasn't logged in since late June. Hmm...

Edited by 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, 03 September 2020 - 01:11 PM.


#10097 blackhawkrush

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 01:11 PM

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 12:56 PM, said:

Ok, you Bruces, it almost time for a new BOX...I mean, thread! It is tradition to battle for the right to seek the Grail...I mean, for the honor of starting the new mattress...THREAD.

The top four posters in this thread will write a paragraph telling us why they should be the lucky recipient of a blow on the head....erm, I mean, to be the new thread starter. Those four village idiots are:

blackhawkrush
Citizen of the World
Your_Lion
IbanezJem

You four Gumbys have until this coming Monday, Sept 7th, to pen the funniest joke in the world, and win the chance to face the peril of starting the NEW THREAD!!! :16ton: :gumby:

Do NOT post your entry until I give the signal. I shall count to five...no, THREE, sometime on Monday. You would then have the rest of the day to post your entry in this thread. Judging will be done by me and one other TRF Python fan, whose identity is not yet disclosed. :ph34r:
I say, so it's a paragraph and a joke or just a joke or just a paragraph or none of the above?

#10098 1-0-0-1-0-0-1

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 01:19 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 September 2020 - 01:11 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 03 September 2020 - 12:56 PM, said:

Ok, you Bruces, it almost time for a new BOX...I mean, thread! It is tradition to battle for the right to seek the Grail...I mean, for the honor of starting the new mattress...THREAD.

The top four posters in this thread will write a paragraph telling us why they should be the lucky recipient of a blow on the head....erm, I mean, to be the new thread starter. Those four village idiots are:

blackhawkrush
Citizen of the World
Your_Lion
IbanezJem

You four Gumbys have until this coming Monday, Sept 7th, to pen the funniest joke in the world, and win the chance to face the peril of starting the NEW THREAD!!! :16ton: :gumby:

Do NOT post your entry until I give the signal. I shall count to five...no, THREE, sometime on Monday. You would then have the rest of the day to post your entry in this thread. Judging will be done by me and one other TRF Python fan, whose identity is not yet disclosed. :ph34r:
I say, so it's a paragraph and a joke or just a joke or just a paragraph or none of the above?

Same as last time, a short paragraph filled with whatever jokes or references you like.

Actually, last time, we had you guys PM me your entries. So yeah, we'll do that again this time as well, then I'll post them in here once I receive them all, and then we'll pick a winner.

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 01:20 PM

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 01:43 PM

73 is here. :wub:

Edited by blackhawkrush, 03 September 2020 - 01:55 PM.






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