neilpeart_gal Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants sign up early and get a discount on registration The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counselors available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brutal Truth Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Way too difficult! I'd never get throught the first class, ice cubes are tricky buggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilpeart_gal Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 I kind of liked the 'getting over it' on day two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brutal Truth Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 My wife has programmed me to admit I am wrong...therefore I am wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 These are great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrob Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 QUOTE (neilpeart_gal @ Dec 15 2004, 09:23 AM) NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants sign up early and get a discount on registration The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counselors available A few points: Shopping Companion - thought women didn't need them....except when there's a fat wallet attached. Bringing Flowers - can't: Got Hayfever. Atchoo!! Loss of Virility: NEVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I have an icemaker in my freezer...can I skip the first class? And does the toilet roll class tell you which way to hang the paper, over or under? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 15 2004, 08:56 AM) I have an icemaker in my freezer...can I skip the first class? And does the toilet roll class tell you which way to hang the paper, over or under? OVER!!!! Always over. Next question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Are there repeat courses available? I don't think I'll retain all that I'masupposed to just once, and I KNOW I'm going to need extra support in the VIRILITY class. Also, may I suggest an addition to the curriculum? LEARNING TO COUNT TO 21 participants are required to be naked, so this is online ONLY. (students with less than 10 fingers or toes, and all castration victims need not take this course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 QUOTE (paganoman @ Dec 15 2004, 08:59 AM) Are there repeat courses available? I don't think I'll retain all that I'masupposed to just once, and I KNOW I'm going to need extra support in the VIRILITY class. Also, may I suggest an addition to the curriculum? LEARNING TO COUNT TO 21 participants are required to be naked, so this is online ONLY. (students with less than 10 fingers or toes, and all castration victims need not take this course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious B.S.G. Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Heck! I've been married long enough to teach these classes. Except for the part about giving up the remote. She can have the remote when she removes it from my cold, dead fingers. ..........Ooops! Just an expression, honey! Honey?................... Honey? Put down the lamp, please....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetmiracle Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 How about one called DEALING WITH HER MOODS: Selecting the right chocolate for the right time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilpeart_gal Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 You all should know that my sweetiekins is exempt from even needing these classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Can I just take this opportunity to make it clear that the original post bears no significance to me whatsoever. Although it is funny. How's the leaky toilet and blocked sink baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 QUOTE (neilpeart_gal @ Dec 15 2004, 08:10 PM) You all should know that my sweetiekins is exempt from even needing these classes. Woooo, you got that in quick hon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I put my dish in the dishwasher at work and the HR lady was very impressed... the women that were there dumped their used mugs in the sink . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Day Three - This class is only intended for those who can't pass the first 2 days of classes THE ONLY 4 WORDS YOU NEED TO KNOW The first 2 are only used once: I Do The second 2 are used daily for the rest of your life: Yes, Dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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neilpeart_gal Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Dec 15 2004, 02:11 PM) Can I just take this opportunity to make it clear that the original post bears no significance to me whatsoever. Although it is funny. How's the leaky toilet and blocked sink baby? Both are still fixed. Thank you, my sexy Mr. Fix it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 QUOTE (neilpeart_gal @ Dec 15 2004, 08:33 PM) QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Dec 15 2004, 02:11 PM) Can I just take this opportunity to make it clear that the original post bears no significance to me whatsoever. Although it is funny. How's the leaky toilet and blocked sink baby? Both are still fixed. Thank you, my sexy Mr. Fix it. I thank you, I thank you. http://fool.exler.ru/sm/bis.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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