Mara Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I don't even know how I originally got the link to this, but some of the posts have me crying with laughter. And all I can say is, God, but I've lived a sheltered life. http://forums.studentdoctor.net/threads/things-i-learn-from-my-patients.257985/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted February 13, 2015 Author Share Posted February 13, 2015 E.g., "Do not let someone with a known poorly controlled seizure disorder perform oral sex on you". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 "Don't road surf on the top of a moving stickshift car driven by your younger sibling with a learner's permit." Ouch. These are awesome! Thanks for sharing, Mara. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-scrubs-scene-tv-lightbulb-ass-colon-idea-pics.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted February 13, 2015 Author Share Posted February 13, 2015 A (quite embarrassed) middle aged guy came in with vague complaints of rectal pain or something. He eventually admitted he liked making a home-made ass dildo with a piece of thick PVC pipe with balled-up sock at the end of it, and a condom wrapped over the whole thing. At the moment of climax, he liked to yank the contraption out, only this time the condom with the sock didn't come out with the PVC pipe. For you folks that are working in the OB: when an ED doc asks for one of your "special forceps", this is what they're using it for. I can't even. . . .don't put. . .god, people and their butts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted February 13, 2015 Author Share Posted February 13, 2015 (edited) One more: If you are an inmate who had decided to undertake a suicidal gesture by hanging yourself with wound up towels make sure they're not paper towels. Should you forsake this advice the paper towels will rip and you'll break your ankle when you jump off your sink and they fail to hold you up. Edited February 13, 2015 by Mara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 These are great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 These are great +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Condoms are latex. Most paint has latex. However, this does not mean you can dip your tool in a gallon of Sears Weatherbeater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted February 13, 2015 Author Share Posted February 13, 2015 "It is completely normal to have an ant colony living in your fat rolls." I'm speechless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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