JohnRogers Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 I hope he comes back tomorrow. It's my birthday. He can help me blow out 62 candles so I don't hyperventilate. I'll bring a paper bag just in case. I'd like to share a hunk of birthday cake and a cup of coffee with him. Or is it her? I'd like to deliver the alligator-skin handbag I had made especially for you . . . :( You don't like alligator-skin handbags. Well, that's a relief - I don't like them either. Are you calling me an old bag?I believe he is referring to the alligator that was terrorizing your neighborhood. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 I hope he comes back tomorrow. It's my birthday. He can help me blow out 62 candles so I don't hyperventilate. I'll bring a paper bag just in case. I'd like to share a hunk of birthday cake and a cup of coffee with him. Or is it her? I'd like to deliver the alligator-skin handbag I had made especially for you . . . :( You don't like alligator-skin handbags. Well, that's a relief - I don't like them either. Are you calling me an old bag?I believe he is referring to the alligator that was terrorizing your neighborhood. Oh. :) Quick thinking, John Rogers! :cheers: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 I hope he comes back tomorrow. It's my birthday. He can help me blow out 62 candles so I don't hyperventilate. I'll bring a paper bag just in case. I'd like to share a hunk of birthday cake and a cup of coffee with him. Or is it her? I'd like to deliver the alligator-skin handbag I had made especially for you . . . :( You don't like alligator-skin handbags. Well, that's a relief - I don't like them either. Are you calling me an old bag? Never! I was only referring obliquely to the notorious escaped bandit Ally McGator who was on the loose in your neighborhood. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 After all the care I take with my skin. I loofah I hydrate I moisturize :( Yes, of course - I assume that's why you choose a picture of a famous personage with such a lovely complexion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 I hope he comes back tomorrow. It's my birthday. He can help me blow out 62 candles so I don't hyperventilate. I'll bring a paper bag just in case. I'd like to share a hunk of birthday cake and a cup of coffee with him. Or is it her? I'd like to deliver the alligator-skin handbag I had made especially for you . . . :( You don't like alligator-skin handbags. Well, that's a relief - I don't like them either. Are you calling me an old bag? Never! I was only referring obliquely to the notorious escaped bandit Ally McGator who was on the loose in your neighborhood. Oh, alright, Toymaker. :) I'm just feeling really strange about turning 62. Time goes by so fast, you know? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 After all the care I take with my skin. I loofah I hydrate I moisturize :( Yes, of course - I assume that's why you choose a picture of a famous personage with such a lovely complexion. And it's a close-up too, as if I am defying anyone to inspect my porcelain skin at close range. ;) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 I hope he comes back tomorrow. It's my birthday. He can help me blow out 62 candles so I don't hyperventilate. I'll bring a paper bag just in case. I'd like to share a hunk of birthday cake and a cup of coffee with him. Or is it her? I'd like to deliver the alligator-skin handbag I had made especially for you . . . :( You don't like alligator-skin handbags. Well, that's a relief - I don't like them either. Are you calling me an old bag? Never! I was only referring obliquely to the notorious escaped bandit Ally McGator who was on the loose in your neighborhood. Oh, alright, Toymaker. :) I'm just feeling really strange about turning 62. Time goes by so fast, you know? I find that is very true as I get older as well. It really ticks me off that this business of money-making and bill paying has to scoop up so much of my time. Stupid bills. Stupid electricity. Stupid driveway that needs to be fixed. Stupid expensive broccoli. (second time I've used this today. Uh oh.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 I hope he comes back tomorrow. It's my birthday. He can help me blow out 62 candles so I don't hyperventilate. I'll bring a paper bag just in case. I'd like to share a hunk of birthday cake and a cup of coffee with him. Or is it her? I'd like to deliver the alligator-skin handbag I had made especially for you . . . :( You don't like alligator-skin handbags. Well, that's a relief - I don't like them either. Are you calling me an old bag? Never! I was only referring obliquely to the notorious escaped bandit Ally McGator who was on the loose in your neighborhood. Oh, alright, Toymaker. :) I'm just feeling really strange about turning 62. Time goes by so fast, you know?Living in these dog years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 I hope he comes back tomorrow. It's my birthday. He can help me blow out 62 candles so I don't hyperventilate. I'll bring a paper bag just in case. I'd like to share a hunk of birthday cake and a cup of coffee with him. Or is it her? I'd like to deliver the alligator-skin handbag I had made especially for you . . . :( You don't like alligator-skin handbags. Well, that's a relief - I don't like them either. Are you calling me an old bag? Never! I was only referring obliquely to the notorious escaped bandit Ally McGator who was on the loose in your neighborhood. Oh, alright, Toymaker. :) I'm just feeling really strange about turning 62. Time goes by so fast, you know?Living in these dog years. See, I knew that song had deep meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disk98 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 When are you gonna come down?When are you going to land?I should have stayed on the farmI should have listened to my old man You know you can't hold me foreverI didn't sign up with youI'm not a present for your friends to openThis boy's too young to be singing the blues 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 So, goodbye yellow brick road where the dogs of society howl. You can't plant me in your penthouse. I'm going back to my plow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disk98 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 http://youtu.be/RH0EKivFRFY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Was he expected to come out that night? It must've been quite the concert for anyone there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disk98 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Was he expected to come out that night? It must've been quite the concert for anyone there.That was his One Night Only live album. He had a few guests that night, but I don't know whether the crowd expected anyone. I wish I were there, but I was two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 (edited) Was he expected to come out that night? It must've been quite the concert for anyone there.That was his One Night Only live album. He had a few guests that night, but I don't know whether the crowd expected anyone. I wish I were there, but I was two. And I was 3,000 miles away. Edited July 7, 2016 by Lorraine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disk98 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 When Zelix returns, we must persuade His Solid Gold Awesomeness to bestow upon us the gift of time travel. And cheap airfare. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 When Zelix returns, we must persuade His Solid Gold Awesomeness to bestow upon us the gift of time travel. And cheap airfare. He ain't got the power to bestow nothin', pal. Zelixism aint even officially recognized as a religion. It's just a scary-ass cult and if you're not careful you'll just be another part of his beer-swillin' solid gold harem living in a secluded farmhouse, doped up and listening to babymetal all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 When Zelix returns, we must persuade His Solid Gold Awesomeness to bestow upon us the gift of time travel. And cheap airfare.if you're not careful you'll just be another part of his beer-swillin' solid gold harem living in a secluded farmhouse, doped up and listening to babymetal all day.Sounds like utopia. :cheers: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 When Zelix returns, we must persuade His Solid Gold Awesomeness to bestow upon us the gift of time travel. And cheap airfare.if you're not careful you'll just be another part of his beer-swillin' solid gold harem living in a secluded farmhouse, doped up and listening to babymetal all day.Sounds like utopia. :cheers: Yeah, I'm actually starting to see the appeal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 When Zelix returns, we must persuade His Solid Gold Awesomeness to bestow upon us the gift of time travel. And cheap airfare.if you're not careful you'll just be another part of his beer-swillin' solid gold harem living in a secluded farmhouse, doped up and listening to babymetal all day.Sounds like utopia. :cheers: Hey, man. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 When Zelix returns, we must persuade His Solid Gold Awesomeness to bestow upon us the gift of time travel. And cheap airfare.if you're not careful you'll just be another part of his beer-swillin' solid gold harem living in a secluded farmhouse, doped up and listening to babymetal all day.Sounds like utopia. :cheers: Yeah, I'm actually starting to see the appeal...Yeah exactly. If Zelix provides food and clean water as well I'm in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Hurry on back to your pals, Zelix, real soon! :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 The world needs to feel his solid gold awesomeness. :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Did I miss Friday prayers with Zelix??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 :( He has abandoned us, his true pals. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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