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Tombstone Mountain

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Ok people here's the deal. My dear friend and colleague SubstanceWithoutStyle has reportedly posted over 1000 times today. I know, it's a ridiculous number of posts. Crazy in fact. Obviously he needs help.

 

Well, we all know someone who needs help, yet it seems some are too reserved or cowardly to step up and tell a friend to "get a grip".

 

Here's the deal. Using Rush lyrics, give a friend guidance, or advice, to show them you care. Sometimes a kind word is all that's needed, however, there's a time for a no-nonsense, telling it like it is approach that must be taken.

 

Make sure you address the person before giving the advice as seen below.

 

Time to help a bud out and get your Grind on!

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SWS:

 

Yes we know, it's nothing new

It's just a waste of time

We have no need for so many posts

The forum is doing fine

 

Forget about your silly whim

It doesn't fit the plan

 

:LOL:

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SWS:

 

Yes we know, it's nothing new

It's just a waste of time

We have no need for so many posts

The forum is doing fine

 

Forget about your silly whim

It doesn't fit the plan

 

:LOL:

You're my queen of innerspace

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Living for your post count

The universal dream

For those who wish to seem

Those who wish to be

Must put aside the constant spamming

Get on with some posts with meaning

The ones with insight

Don't be part of some scheme

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Narps

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Hey Narpski!

 

Don't burn you're wings flying too close to the sun

Hey TM!

 

"A donunt without a hole is a danish" Basho...

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1000 posts in a day? Assuming 8 hours of sleep, that's like 1 post every minute for 16 hours. Unreal. I have been a member here for over 6 years and I haven't even reached 500 posts yet. Congrats to SWS!

 

1 post per minute? :facepalm:

 

A poor spammer you would be.

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1000 posts in a day? Assuming 8 hours of sleep, that's like 1 post every minute for 16 hours. Unreal. I have been a member here for over 6 years and I haven't even reached 500 posts yet. Congrats to SWS!

 

1 post per minute? :facepalm:

 

A poor spammer you would be.

I used a timer to get 500 posts in an hour between 5 and 6.

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1000 posts in a day? Assuming 8 hours of sleep, that's like 1 post every minute for 16 hours. Unreal. I have been a member here for over 6 years and I haven't even reached 500 posts yet. Congrats to SWS!

 

1 post per minute? :facepalm:

 

A poor spammer you would be.

I used a timer to get 500 posts in an hour between 5 and 6.

I am being serious here because I really don't know. What is the point of "spamming"? Just curious if an internet veteran could explain that to me...
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1000 posts in a day? Assuming 8 hours of sleep, that's like 1 post every minute for 16 hours. Unreal. I have been a member here for over 6 years and I haven't even reached 500 posts yet. Congrats to SWS!

 

1 post per minute? :facepalm:

 

A poor spammer you would be.

I used a timer to get 500 posts in an hour between 5 and 6.

I am being serious here because I really don't know. What is the point of "spamming"? Just curious if an internet veteran could explain that to me...

It's a remedy for boredom. I'm personally surprised by SWS's achievement. He's got other hobbies. You should see his macaroni artwork—impressive!

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Cricket bat to his device or devices. Then to his fingers.

 

This tends to stop endless posts.

 

Unless you're Stephen Hawking.

Dear sir (and I use that term loosely)!

 

Try to be a tortoise, or a span of mythological time

than post in this dogged thread.

 

Get out now and save yourself.

 

Regards

TM

 

PS—your suggestion does carry a bit of irish charm

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1000 posts in a day? Assuming 8 hours of sleep, that's like 1 post every minute for 16 hours. Unreal. I have been a member here for over 6 years and I haven't even reached 500 posts yet. Congrats to SWS!

 

1 post per minute? :facepalm:

 

A poor spammer you would be.

I used a timer to get 500 posts in an hour between 5 and 6.

I am being serious here because I really don't know. What is the point of "spamming"? Just curious if an internet veteran could explain that to me...

A modern day spammer with some mean, mean jive

today's big spammer got a lean, lean life

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