Forgive Me. But I Must.

[gangsterfurious]

I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

 

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction. :outtahere:

 

But what if you met Geddy and he was like, "hey, there's this thing I always wanted to try..."?

[Rushchick10]

I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

 

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction. :outtahere:

 

But what if you met Geddy and he was like, "hey, there's this thing I always wanted to try..."?

 

After a thorough shower, I'd go for it... :P

 

Hey, everyone's got a "price," so to speak.

[gangsterfurious]

I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

 

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction. :outtahere:

 

But what if you met Geddy and he was like, "hey, there's this thing I always wanted to try..."?

 

After a thorough shower, I'd go for it... :P

 

Hey, everyone's got a "price," so to speak.

 

I mean you really never know what that man is going to be into, after reading the article about his wine cellars, Lord only knows what else he's got going on in that basement.

[x1yyz]

I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

 

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction. :outtahere:

 

But what if you met Geddy and he was like, "hey, there's this thing I always wanted to try..."?

 

After a thorough shower, I'd go for it... :P

 

Hey, everyone's got a "price," so to speak.

 

I mean you really never know what that man is going to be into, after reading the article about his wine cellars, Lord only knows what else he's got going on in that basement.

 

He's probably got some sort of crazy recording studio down there or something! ;)

[gangsterfurious]

I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

 

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction. :outtahere:

 

But what if you met Geddy and he was like, "hey, there's this thing I always wanted to try..."?

 

After a thorough shower, I'd go for it... :P

 

Hey, everyone's got a "price," so to speak.

 

I mean you really never know what that man is going to be into, after reading the article about his wine cellars, Lord only knows what else he's got going on in that basement.

 

He's probably got some sort of crazy recording studio down there or something! ;)

 

Well, you know, besides the obvious.

[Ya_Big_Tree]

I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

 

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction. :outtahere:

 

But what if you met Geddy and he was like, "hey, there's this thing I always wanted to try..."?

 

After a thorough shower, I'd go for it... :P

 

Hey, everyone's got a "price," so to speak.

 

I mean you really never know what that man is going to be into, after reading the article about his wine cellars, Lord only knows what else he's got going on in that basement.

Wouldn't you like to know ;)

 

[Rushchick10]

I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

 

And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction. :outtahere:

 

But what if you met Geddy and he was like, "hey, there's this thing I always wanted to try..."?

 

After a thorough shower, I'd go for it... :P

 

Hey, everyone's got a "price," so to speak.

 

I mean you really never know what that man is going to be into, after reading the article about his wine cellars, Lord only knows what else he's got going on in that basement.

Wouldn't you like to know ;)

 

 

Why, yes...yes I would! :fury:

[geddysgal13]

He's playing sock puppets in his underware with his best friend.

[gangsterfurious]

He's playing sock puppets in his underware with his best friend.

 

I've got underwear, and sock puppets. Maybe I can join.

[ThatLightInYourEyes]

You know, there's a book out there called Physical Interrogation Techniques that instructs people how to torture someone. Sometimes I wonder if some of these sex tips were lifted straight from that book.

[Rushchick10]

You know, there's a book out there called Physical Interrogation Techniques that instructs people how to torture someone. Sometimes I wonder if some of these sex tips were lifted straight from that book.

 

I think that book is filed under BDSM. ;)

[crimsonfrippy]

This is just too funny not to post:

 

http://www.alternet....t-have?page=0,0

 

I will never look at donuts the same way again...

 

[ILSnwdog]

Cosmo was one of my guilty little pleasures when I was a teenager. My grandma would buy it for me with other magazines like Vogue, Seventeen, and Elle, and let me keep them at her house. Eventually I became bored with it because it was like the same sex tips over and over, except for those weird ones. I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits.

Armpit?!? No, you lick his pecker. Who writes those f***ing articles?

[Cygnus 2112]

“Press a fork (firmly, but don’t break the skin or anything) into different parts of his body—his butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs.”

 

WHO DOES THIS?! And why do we have to be told not to break the skin? This is one of the funniest things I've read in such a long time.

Why would we allow women to do this to us?

[ThatLightInYourEyes]

“Press a fork (firmly, but don’t break the skin or anything) into different parts of his body—his butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs.”

 

WHO DOES THIS?! And why do we have to be told not to break the skin? This is one of the funniest things I've read in such a long time.

Why would we allow women to do this to us?

 

Only if you're into being eaten alive with silverware and everything. Who knows? Everything else seems to be a fetish.