1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 With a banana? .ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. we're all really impressed Bananas are my motif!First you force him to drop the banana. :bang bang: Then second you eat the banana :drool: thus disarming him.What if he has a point-ted stick? :poke:Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :tsk:oooh you are so big....so absolutely huge....we’re all really impressedTo be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 With a banana? .ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. we're all really impressed Bananas are my motif!First you force him to drop the banana. :bang bang: Then second you eat the banana :drool: thus disarming him.What if he has a point-ted stick? :poke:Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :tsk:oooh you are so big....so absolutely huge....we’re all really impressedTo be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter.I've had more women than either of you two. I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 24, 2019 Author Share Posted January 24, 2019 With a banana? .ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. we're all really impressed Bananas are my motif!First you force him to drop the banana. :bang bang: Then second you eat the banana :drool: thus disarming him.What if he has a point-ted stick? :poke:Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :tsk:oooh you are so big....so absolutely huge....we’re all really impressedTo be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter.I've had more women than either of you two. I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. There's one in Trondheim who can put her... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 With a banana? .ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. we're all really impressed Bananas are my motif!First you force him to drop the banana. :bang bang: Then second you eat the banana :drool: thus disarming him.What if he has a point-ted stick? :poke:Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :tsk:oooh you are so big....so absolutely huge....we’re all really impressedTo be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter.I've had more women than either of you two. I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. There's one in Trondheim who can put her...She's a goer, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 With a banana? .ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. we're all really impressed Bananas are my motif!First you force him to drop the banana. :bang bang: Then second you eat the banana :drool: thus disarming him.What if he has a point-ted stick? :poke:Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :tsk:oooh you are so big....so absolutely huge....we’re all really impressedTo be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter.I've had more women than either of you two. I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. There's one in Trondheim who can put her...She's a goer, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more?Good afternoon and welcome to Wife-Swapping from Redcar. And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy Boris Rodgers has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :bang bang: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 With a banana? .ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. we're all really impressed Bananas are my motif!First you force him to drop the banana. :bang bang: Then second you eat the banana :drool: thus disarming him.What if he has a point-ted stick? :poke:Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :tsk:oooh you are so big....so absolutely huge....we’re all really impressedTo be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter.I've had more women than either of you two. I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. There's one in Trondheim who can put her...She's a goer, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more?Good afternoon and welcome to Wife-Swapping from Redcar. And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy Boris Rodgers has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :bang bang: That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 With a banana? .ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. we're all really impressed Bananas are my motif!First you force him to drop the banana. :bang bang: Then second you eat the banana :drool: thus disarming him.What if he has a point-ted stick? :poke:Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :tsk:oooh you are so big....so absolutely huge....we’re all really impressedTo be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter.I've had more women than either of you two. I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. There's one in Trondheim who can put her...She's a goer, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more?Good afternoon and welcome to Wife-Swapping from Redcar. And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy Boris Rodgers has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :bang bang: That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.Here, I don't think you're using that thing right. May I?...Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 With a banana? .ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. we're all really impressed Bananas are my motif!First you force him to drop the banana. :bang bang: Then second you eat the banana :drool: thus disarming him.What if he has a point-ted stick? :poke:Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :tsk:oooh you are so big....so absolutely huge....we’re all really impressedTo be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter.I've had more women than either of you two. I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. There's one in Trondheim who can put her...She's a goer, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more?Good afternoon and welcome to Wife-Swapping from Redcar. And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy Boris Rodgers has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :bang bang: That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.Here, I don't think you're using that thing right. May I?...Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka....and so RSM Blackhawkrush and Sapper Citizen made their way towards the Russian bolder... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 With a banana? .ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. we're all really impressed Bananas are my motif!First you force him to drop the banana. :bang bang: Then second you eat the banana :drool: thus disarming him.What if he has a point-ted stick? :poke:Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :tsk:oooh you are so big....so absolutely huge....we’re all really impressedTo be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter.I've had more women than either of you two. I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. There's one in Trondheim who can put her...She's a goer, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more?Good afternoon and welcome to Wife-Swapping from Redcar. And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy Boris Rodgers has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :bang bang: That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.Here, I don't think you're using that thing right. May I?...Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka....and so RSM Blackhawkrush and Sapper Citizen made their way towards the Russian bolder...The label says "Zurich." Zurich's in Switzerland, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 With a banana? .ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. we're all really impressed Bananas are my motif!First you force him to drop the banana. :bang bang: Then second you eat the banana :drool: thus disarming him.What if he has a point-ted stick? :poke:Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :tsk:oooh you are so big....so absolutely huge....we’re all really impressedTo be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter.I've had more women than either of you two. I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. There's one in Trondheim who can put her...She's a goer, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more?Good afternoon and welcome to Wife-Swapping from Redcar. And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy Boris Rodgers has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :bang bang: That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.Here, I don't think you're using that thing right. May I?...Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka....and so RSM Blackhawkrush and Sapper Citizen made their way towards the Russian bolder...The label says "Zurich." Zurich's in Switzerland, sir.Well, no, no, provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the center of Calais itself. :ebert: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 26, 2019 Author Share Posted January 26, 2019 With a banana? .ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. we're all really impressed Bananas are my motif!First you force him to drop the banana. :bang bang: Then second you eat the banana :drool: thus disarming him.What if he has a point-ted stick? :poke:Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :tsk:oooh you are so big....so absolutely huge....we’re all really impressedTo be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter.I've had more women than either of you two. I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. There's one in Trondheim who can put her...She's a goer, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more?Good afternoon and welcome to Wife-Swapping from Redcar. And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy Boris Rodgers has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :bang bang: That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.Here, I don't think you're using that thing right. May I?...Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka....and so RSM Blackhawkrush and Sapper Citizen made their way towards the Russian bolder...The label says "Zurich." Zurich's in Switzerland, sir.Well, no, no, provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the center of Calais itself. :ebert:Excusez-moi Monsieur Blackhawkrush. Ecrivez-vous votre nom dans mon livre des hommes célèbrites, s'il vous plait. Là, au-dessous de Denis Compton. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 With a banana? .ooh, You are so big,...so absolutely huge. we're all really impressed Bananas are my motif!First you force him to drop the banana. :bang bang: Then second you eat the banana :drool: thus disarming him.What if he has a point-ted stick? :poke:Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :tsk:oooh you are so big....so absolutely huge....we’re all really impressedTo be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter.I've had more women than either of you two. I've had half bloody Norway, that's what I've had. There's one in Trondheim who can put her...She's a goer, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more?Good afternoon and welcome to Wife-Swapping from Redcar. And the big news this afternoon is that the British boy Boris Rodgers has succeeded in swapping his nine-stone Welsh-born wife for a Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :bang bang: That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.Here, I don't think you're using that thing right. May I?...Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka....and so RSM Blackhawkrush and Sapper Citizen made their way towards the Russian bolder...The label says "Zurich." Zurich's in Switzerland, sir.Well, no, no, provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the center of Calais itself. :ebert:Excusez-moi Monsieur Blackhawkrush. Ecrivez-vous votre nom dans mon livre des hommes célèbrites, s'il vous plait. Là, au-dessous de Denis Compton.Fetche lavache! FETCHE LAVACHE! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 27, 2019 Author Share Posted January 27, 2019 fetch out... wait for it... fetch out the funny things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 fetch out... wait for it... fetch out the funny things.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 fetch out... wait for it... fetch out the funny things.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. What's funny, Blackhawk? Oh, do please share your little joke with the rest of us. I mean, obviously something frightfully funny's going on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blackhawkrush Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 fetch out... wait for it... fetch out the funny things.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. What's funny, Blackhawk? Oh, do please share your little joke with the rest of us. I mean, obviously something frightfully funny's going on.Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, und von vas assaulted...peanut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 28, 2019 Author Share Posted January 28, 2019 fetch out... wait for it... fetch out the funny things.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. What's funny, Blackhawk? Oh, do please share your little joke with the rest of us. I mean, obviously something frightfully funny's going on.Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, und von vas assaulted...peanut. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 fetch out... wait for it... fetch out the funny things.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. What's funny, Blackhawk? Oh, do please share your little joke with the rest of us. I mean, obviously something frightfully funny's going on.Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, und von vas assaulted...peanut. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food.We'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled the Citizen Quality Assortment. We have number four: Crunchy Frog. Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in there? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 28, 2019 Author Share Posted January 28, 2019 fetch out... wait for it... fetch out the funny things.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. What's funny, Blackhawk? Oh, do please share your little joke with the rest of us. I mean, obviously something frightfully funny's going on.Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, und von vas assaulted...peanut. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food.We'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled the Citizen Quality Assortment. We have number four: Crunchy Frog. Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in there?S. Frog, sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 fetch out... wait for it... fetch out the funny things.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. What's funny, Blackhawk? Oh, do please share your little joke with the rest of us. I mean, obviously something frightfully funny's going on.Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, und von vas assaulted...peanut. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food.We'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled the Citizen Quality Assortment. We have number four: Crunchy Frog. Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in there?S. Frog, sir. I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 fetch out... wait for it... fetch out the funny things.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. What's funny, Blackhawk? Oh, do please share your little joke with the rest of us. I mean, obviously something frightfully funny's going on.Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, und von vas assaulted...peanut. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food.We'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled the Citizen Quality Assortment. We have number four: Crunchy Frog. Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in there?S. Frog, sir. I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?And how do you get on with these French people? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 fetch out... wait for it... fetch out the funny things.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. What's funny, Blackhawk? Oh, do please share your little joke with the rest of us. I mean, obviously something frightfully funny's going on.Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, und von vas assaulted...peanut. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food.We'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled the Citizen Quality Assortment. We have number four: Crunchy Frog. Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in there?S. Frog, sir. I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?And how do you get on with these French people?Let me put my tongue in your mouth. We're supposed to be French, aren't we? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 fetch out... wait for it... fetch out the funny things.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. What's funny, Blackhawk? Oh, do please share your little joke with the rest of us. I mean, obviously something frightfully funny's going on.Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, und von vas assaulted...peanut. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food.We'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled the Citizen Quality Assortment. We have number four: Crunchy Frog. Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in there?S. Frog, sir. I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?And how do you get on with these French people?Let me put my tongue in your mouth. We're supposed to be French, aren't we? I being born in your Peterborough Lincolnshire was given birth to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted February 1, 2019 Author Share Posted February 1, 2019 fetch out... wait for it... fetch out the funny things.Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. What's funny, Blackhawk? Oh, do please share your little joke with the rest of us. I mean, obviously something frightfully funny's going on.Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, und von vas assaulted...peanut. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food.We'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled the Citizen Quality Assortment. We have number four: Crunchy Frog. Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in there?S. Frog, sir. I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?And how do you get on with these French people?Let me put my tongue in your mouth. We're supposed to be French, aren't we? I being born in your Peterborough Lincolnshire was given birth to.that's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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