blackhawkrush Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels.No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels.No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh...noboby does that anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels.No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh...noboby does that anymore.One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 28, 2018 Author Share Posted December 28, 2018 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels.No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh...noboby does that anymore.One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.Aye ... I like yer fancy suit. Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels.No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh...noboby does that anymore.One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.Aye ... I like yer fancy suit. Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or Borgias. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 30, 2018 Author Share Posted December 30, 2018 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels.No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh...noboby does that anymore.One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.Aye ... I like yer fancy suit. Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or Borgias. But the winners, by a clear ten point margin, are once again the awful Jodrell family of Durham. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blackhawkrush Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels.No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh...noboby does that anymore.One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.Aye ... I like yer fancy suit. Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or Borgias. But the winners, by a clear ten point margin, are once again the awful Jodrell family of Durham.Well, there'll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight. :ebert: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels.No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh...noboby does that anymore.One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.Aye ... I like yer fancy suit. Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or Borgias. But the winners, by a clear ten point margin, are once again the awful Jodrell family of Durham.Well, there'll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight. :ebert:I'm sorry, sorry...can't stop now, I've got to get to Kensington! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels.No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh...noboby does that anymore.One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.Aye ... I like yer fancy suit. Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or Borgias. But the winners, by a clear ten point margin, are once again the awful Jodrell family of Durham.Well, there'll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight. :ebert:I'm sorry, sorry...can't stop now, I've got to get to Kensington!Twelve days and nights 73 rode. Through rain and storm, until he reached his goal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 (edited) So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels.No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh...noboby does that anymore.One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.Aye ... I like yer fancy suit. Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or Borgias. But the winners, by a clear ten point margin, are once again the awful Jodrell family of Durham.Well, there'll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight. :ebert:The Lost World of RoiuramaI'm sorry, sorry...can't stop now, I've got to get to Kensington!Twelve days and nights 73 rode. Through rain and storm, until he reached his goal. The Lost World of Roiurama Edited January 1, 2019 by Citizen of the World 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels.No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh...noboby does that anymore.One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.Aye ... I like yer fancy suit. Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or Borgias. But the winners, by a clear ten point margin, are once again the awful Jodrell family of Durham.Well, there'll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight. :ebert:I'm sorry, sorry...can't stop now, I've got to get to Kensington!Twelve days and nights 73 rode. Through rain and storm, until he reached his goal. The Lost World of RoiuramaI'm leading an expedition and we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 2, 2019 Author Share Posted January 2, 2019 (edited) So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels.No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh...noboby does that anymore.One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.Aye ... I like yer fancy suit. Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or Borgias. But the winners, by a clear ten point margin, are once again the awful Jodrell family of Durham.Well, there'll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight. :ebert:I'm sorry, sorry...can't stop now, I've got to get to Kensington!Twelve days and nights 73 rode. Through rain and storm, until he reached his goal. The Lost World of RoiuramaI'm leading an expedition and we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Why not drop in at Ricky Pules' - only 24,000 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. Edited January 2, 2019 by Citizen of the World 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels.No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh...noboby does that anymore.One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.Aye ... I like yer fancy suit. Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or Borgias. But the winners, by a clear ten point margin, are once again the awful Jodrell family of Durham.Well, there'll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight. :ebert:I'm sorry, sorry...can't stop now, I've got to get to Kensington!Twelve days and nights 73 rode. Through rain and storm, until he reached his goal. The Lost World of RoiuramaI'm leading an expedition and we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Why not drop in at Ricky Pules' - only 24,000 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. :LOLsign: You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you, sir? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 2, 2019 Author Share Posted January 2, 2019 So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.Packing it in and packing it up, and sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out and pissing off home. No sir, Citizen is not a pacifist, sir. He's a coward.I soiled my armour I was so scaredNo, you may not give urine instead of blood. :tsk: Well, I don't care if you want to. There is no such thing as a urine bank.I was months filling that thing upMy hovercraft is full of eels.No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Ooh arh, nob arhh, nob arhh...noboby does that anymore.One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.Aye ... I like yer fancy suit. Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?Well, it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or Borgias. But the winners, by a clear ten point margin, are once again the awful Jodrell family of Durham.Well, there'll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight. :ebert:I'm sorry, sorry...can't stop now, I've got to get to Kensington!Twelve days and nights 73 rode. Through rain and storm, until he reached his goal. The Lost World of RoiuramaI'm leading an expedition and we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Why not drop in at Ricky Pules' - only 24,000 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. :LOLsign: You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you, sir?If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 :LOLsign: You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you, sir?If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off.Could it work? Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Chicago succeed where others had failed? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 :LOLsign: You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you, sir?If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off.Could it work? Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Chicago succeed where others had failed?Oh well, I'm a West Country man myself, Mr 73. :bang bang: No, no. West of England. Cornwall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 :LOLsign: You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you, sir?If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off.Could it work? Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Chicago succeed where others had failed?Oh well, I'm a West Country man myself, Mr 73. :bang bang: No, no. West of England. Cornwall.I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running sores 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 :LOLsign: You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you, sir?If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off.Could it work? Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Chicago succeed where others had failed?Oh well, I'm a West Country man myself, Mr 73. :bang bang: No, no. West of England. Cornwall.I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running soresIn the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Citizen's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 :LOLsign: You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you, sir?If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off.Could it work? Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Chicago succeed where others had failed?Oh well, I'm a West Country man myself, Mr 73. :bang bang: No, no. West of England. Cornwall.I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running soresIn the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Citizen's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat Jarg Hodges. :drool: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 4, 2019 Author Share Posted January 4, 2019 :LOLsign: You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you, sir?If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off.Could it work? Could this 18-year old hairdresser from Chicago succeed where others had failed?Oh well, I'm a West Country man myself, Mr 73. :bang bang: No, no. West of England. Cornwall.I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running soresIn the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Citizen's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat Jarg Hodges. :drool:if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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