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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:
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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!
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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.
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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Mr Larch, you heard the case for the prosecution. Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence? :popcorn:
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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Mr Larch, you heard the case for the prosecution. Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence? :popcorn:

Throw him into the pond!

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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Mr Larch, you heard the case for the prosecution. Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence? :popcorn:

Throw him into the pond!

Blimey! didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. :o
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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Mr Larch, you heard the case for the prosecution. Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence? :popcorn:

Throw him into the pond!

Blimey! didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. :o

Ees nothing, Señor, ees just some literature.
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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Mr Larch, you heard the case for the prosecution. Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence? :popcorn:

Throw him into the pond!

Blimey! didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. :o

Ees nothing, Señor, ees just some literature.

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Mr Larch, you heard the case for the prosecution. Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence? :popcorn:

Throw him into the pond!

Blimey! didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. :o

Ees nothing, Señor, ees just some literature.

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here
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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Mr Larch, you heard the case for the prosecution. Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence? :popcorn:

Throw him into the pond!

Blimey! didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. :o

Ees nothing, Señor, ees just some literature.

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here

English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms :moon: sons of silly person.
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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Mr Larch, you heard the case for the prosecution. Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence? :popcorn:

Throw him into the pond!

Blimey! didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. :o

Ees nothing, Señor, ees just some literature.

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here

English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms :moon: sons of silly person.

Who's got a boil on the bum? Boil on the botty?

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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Mr Larch, you heard the case for the prosecution. Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence? :popcorn:

Throw him into the pond!

Blimey! didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. :o

Ees nothing, Señor, ees just some literature.

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here

English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms :moon: sons of silly person.

Who's got a boil on the bum? Boil on the botty?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:
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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Mr Larch, you heard the case for the prosecution. Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence? :popcorn:

Throw him into the pond!

Blimey! didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. :o

Ees nothing, Señor, ees just some literature.

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here

English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms :moon: sons of silly person.

Who's got a boil on the bum? Boil on the botty?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

Are you embarrassed easily? I am. But it's nothing to worry about, it's all part of growing up and being British. This course is designed to eliminate embarrassment, to enable you to talk freely about rude objects, to look at awkward and embarrassing things and to point at people's privates.
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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Mr Larch, you heard the case for the prosecution. Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence? :popcorn:

Throw him into the pond!

Blimey! didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. :o

Ees nothing, Señor, ees just some literature.

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here

English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms :moon: sons of silly person.

Who's got a boil on the bum? Boil on the botty?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

Are you embarrassed easily? I am. But it's nothing to worry about, it's all part of growing up and being British. This course is designed to eliminate embarrassment, to enable you to talk freely about rude objects, to look at awkward and embarrassing things and to point at people's privates.

Number four -- The bridge of the nose.

Number five -- The naughty bits.

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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Mr Larch, you heard the case for the prosecution. Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence? :popcorn:

Throw him into the pond!

Blimey! didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. :o

Ees nothing, Señor, ees just some literature.

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here

English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms :moon: sons of silly person.

Who's got a boil on the bum? Boil on the botty?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

Are you embarrassed easily? I am. But it's nothing to worry about, it's all part of growing up and being British. This course is designed to eliminate embarrassment, to enable you to talk freely about rude objects, to look at awkward and embarrassing things and to point at people's privates.

Number four -- The bridge of the nose.

Number five -- The naughty bits.

I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear.
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We give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees. :dweez:

I think he's got beautiful legs!

You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well, take a look at this, then. :chickendance:

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'!

 

Ehnvelope -- it's got a sort of "woody" quality about it. Ehnvelope. Ehhhn--vell--oope. Much better than "newspaper" or "litter bin."

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Mr Larch, you heard the case for the prosecution. Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence? :popcorn:

Throw him into the pond!

Blimey! didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. :o

Ees nothing, Señor, ees just some literature.

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here

English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms :moon: sons of silly person.

Who's got a boil on the bum? Boil on the botty?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

Are you embarrassed easily? I am. But it's nothing to worry about, it's all part of growing up and being British. This course is designed to eliminate embarrassment, to enable you to talk freely about rude objects, to look at awkward and embarrassing things and to point at people's privates.

Number four -- The bridge of the nose.

Number five -- The naughty bits.

I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear.

When I saw your film, it did seem to me that you had taken a rather subjective approach to it. :o
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Number four -- The bridge of the nose.

Number five -- The naughty bits.

I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear.

When I saw your film, it did seem to me that you had taken a rather subjective approach to it. :o

Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow! And in the snow, I see a tree!

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Number four -- The bridge of the nose.

Number five -- The naughty bits.

I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear.

When I saw your film, it did seem to me that you had taken a rather subjective approach to it. :o

Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow! And in the snow, I see a tree!

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to 'It's a Tree'. We have some really exiting guests for you this evening.
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Number four -- The bridge of the nose.

Number five -- The naughty bits.

I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear.

When I saw your film, it did seem to me that you had taken a rather subjective approach to it. :o

Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow! And in the snow, I see a tree!

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to 'It's a Tree'. We have some really exiting guests for you this evening.

Jackie Charlton :Neil: and the Tonettes. :Alex: :geddy:
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Number four -- The bridge of the nose.

Number five -- The naughty bits.

I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear.

When I saw your film, it did seem to me that you had taken a rather subjective approach to it. :o

Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow! And in the snow, I see a tree!

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to 'It's a Tree'. We have some really exiting guests for you this evening.

Jackie Charlton :Neil: and the Tonettes. :Alex: :geddy:

I like a nice dance, yer forced to!

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Number four -- The bridge of the nose.

Number five -- The naughty bits.

I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear.

When I saw your film, it did seem to me that you had taken a rather subjective approach to it. :o

Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow! And in the snow, I see a tree!

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to 'It's a Tree'. We have some really exiting guests for you this evening.

Jackie Charlton :Neil: and the Tonettes. :Alex: :geddy:

I like a nice dance, yer forced to!

And now, the Fish Slapping Dance
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Number four -- The bridge of the nose.

Number five -- The naughty bits.

I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear.

When I saw your film, it did seem to me that you had taken a rather subjective approach to it. :o

Now, here's the start of the movie. I see snow! White snow! And in the snow, I see a tree!

Hello. Hello people, and welcome to 'It's a Tree'. We have some really exiting guests for you this evening.

Jackie Charlton :Neil: and the Tonettes. :Alex: :geddy:

I like a nice dance, yer forced to!

And now, the Fish Slapping Dance

:tsk: My pet fish, Eric. He...is...an...halibut.
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