blackhawkrush Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 We did think once of having it changed by deep-poll, you know, to Watson or something like that. :boo hiss:That's going to cause a little confusion. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?"Nein" sprecht der Herren. :tsk:From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'Mr. Citizen appears to have lost his memory and far from being interested in safer food is now convinced that he is the young girl singer. I am taking him for medical attention.*Bring bring* No, no wrong number I'm a colleague of his, a surgeon, who specializes in these kind of things.I've just been stabbed by your nurse. It's going on the carpet, doctor. he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or, you can shoot them just there http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0059.gif, just above the beak.Beautiful bird, lovely plumage!The satellite has found a bird! The probe has struck crumpet and she looks pretty good, too. Oh, dear, I'm sorry we've lost contact.does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. Well I can't come in and say 'Psychiatrist Larch' or 'Dr Larch who is a psychiatrist'. :eyeroll:'AND NOW''NO. 3''THE LARCH''AND NOW...'And by this tree, gentlemen, I see ... a dog!And gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree, and he piddles on it.I reckon I could hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten......but out came M.J.K.Pratt, to play a real captain's innings. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 8, 2016 Author Share Posted June 8, 2016 We did think once of having it changed by deep-poll, you know, to Watson or something like that. :boo hiss:That's going to cause a little confusion. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?"Nein" sprecht der Herren. :tsk:From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'Mr. Citizen appears to have lost his memory and far from being interested in safer food is now convinced that he is the young girl singer. I am taking him for medical attention.*Bring bring* No, no wrong number I'm a colleague of his, a surgeon, who specializes in these kind of things.I've just been stabbed by your nurse. It's going on the carpet, doctor. he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or, you can shoot them just there http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0059.gif, just above the beak.Beautiful bird, lovely plumage!The satellite has found a bird! The probe has struck crumpet and she looks pretty good, too. Oh, dear, I'm sorry we've lost contact.does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. Well I can't come in and say 'Psychiatrist Larch' or 'Dr Larch who is a psychiatrist'. :eyeroll:'AND NOW''NO. 3''THE LARCH''AND NOW...'And by this tree, gentlemen, I see ... a dog!And gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree, and he piddles on it.I reckon I could hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten......but out came M.J.K.Pratt, to play a real captain's innings. Pratt... back to Pratt... Pratt again... a long ball out to Pratt... and now Pratt is on the ball, a neat little flick back inside to Pratt, who takes it nicely and sends it through on the far side to Pratt, Pratt with it but passes instead to Pratt, Pratt again, oh and well intercepted by the swarthy little number nine, Concito Maracon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 We did think once of having it changed by deep-poll, you know, to Watson or something like that. :boo hiss:That's going to cause a little confusion. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?"Nein" sprecht der Herren. :tsk:From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'Mr. Citizen appears to have lost his memory and far from being interested in safer food is now convinced that he is the young girl singer. I am taking him for medical attention.*Bring bring* No, no wrong number I'm a colleague of his, a surgeon, who specializes in these kind of things.I've just been stabbed by your nurse. It's going on the carpet, doctor. he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or, you can shoot them just there http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0059.gif, just above the beak.Beautiful bird, lovely plumage!The satellite has found a bird! The probe has struck crumpet and she looks pretty good, too. Oh, dear, I'm sorry we've lost contact.does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. Well I can't come in and say 'Psychiatrist Larch' or 'Dr Larch who is a psychiatrist'. :eyeroll:'AND NOW''NO. 3''THE LARCH''AND NOW...'And by this tree, gentlemen, I see ... a dog!And gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree, and he piddles on it.I reckon I could hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten......but out came M.J.K.Pratt, to play a real captain's innings. Pratt... back to Pratt... Pratt again... a long ball out to Pratt... and now Pratt is on the ball, a neat little flick back inside to Pratt, who takes it nicely and sends it through on the far side to Pratt, Pratt with it but passes instead to Pratt, Pratt again, oh and well intercepted by the swarthy little number nine, Concito MaraconThe Germans are disputing it! Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytic ethics, Kant by the categoric imperative is holding that ultimologically possessed only in the imagination and Marx is claiming it was off-side! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 8, 2016 Author Share Posted June 8, 2016 We did think once of having it changed by deep-poll, you know, to Watson or something like that. :boo hiss:That's going to cause a little confusion. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?"Nein" sprecht der Herren. :tsk:From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'Mr. Citizen appears to have lost his memory and far from being interested in safer food is now convinced that he is the young girl singer. I am taking him for medical attention.*Bring bring* No, no wrong number I'm a colleague of his, a surgeon, who specializes in these kind of things.I've just been stabbed by your nurse. It's going on the carpet, doctor. he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or, you can shoot them just there http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0059.gif, just above the beak.Beautiful bird, lovely plumage!The satellite has found a bird! The probe has struck crumpet and she looks pretty good, too. Oh, dear, I'm sorry we've lost contact.does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. Well I can't come in and say 'Psychiatrist Larch' or 'Dr Larch who is a psychiatrist'. :eyeroll:'AND NOW''NO. 3''THE LARCH''AND NOW...'And by this tree, gentlemen, I see ... a dog!And gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree, and he piddles on it.I reckon I could hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten......but out came M.J.K.Pratt, to play a real captain's innings. Pratt... back to Pratt... Pratt again... a long ball out to Pratt... and now Pratt is on the ball, a neat little flick back inside to Pratt, who takes it nicely and sends it through on the far side to Pratt, Pratt with it but passes instead to Pratt, Pratt again, oh and well intercepted by the swarthy little number nine, Concito MaraconThe Germans are disputing it! Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytic ethics, Kant by the categoric imperative is holding that ultimologically possessed only in the imagination and Marx is claiming it was off-side!I've told him he's welcome to teach any of the great socialist thinkers, provided he makes it clear that they were wrong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 (edited) So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk: Edited June 10, 2016 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :( 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger:Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger:Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror. Well, you can see those expensive scenes right now... :fury: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger:Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror. Well, you can see those expensive scenes right now... :fury: The unsuspecting breakfast glides ever closer to its doom. The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger:Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror. Well, you can see those expensive scenes right now... :fury: The unsuspecting breakfast glides ever closer to its doom. The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires.The lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 12, 2016 Author Share Posted June 12, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger:Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror. Well, you can see those expensive scenes right now... :fury: The unsuspecting breakfast glides ever closer to its doom. The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires.The lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage. Lemon Curry? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger:Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror. Well, you can see those expensive scenes right now... :fury: The unsuspecting breakfast glides ever closer to its doom. The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires.The lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage. Lemon Curry?Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger:Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror. Well, you can see those expensive scenes right now... :fury: The unsuspecting breakfast glides ever closer to its doom. The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires.The lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage. Lemon Curry?Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:Depressed by rats? Do mice get you down? Then why not visit Colin Mozart's Rodent Extermination Boutique. Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich's leading furry animal liquidator. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0034.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger:Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror. Well, you can see those expensive scenes right now... :fury: The unsuspecting breakfast glides ever closer to its doom. The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires.The lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage. Lemon Curry?Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:Depressed by rats? Do mice get you down? Then why not visit Colin Mozart's Rodent Extermination Boutique. Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich's leading furry animal liquidator. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0034.gifThe owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 12, 2016 Author Share Posted June 12, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger:Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror. Well, you can see those expensive scenes right now... :fury: The unsuspecting breakfast glides ever closer to its doom. The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires.The lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage. Lemon Curry?Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:Depressed by rats? Do mice get you down? Then why not visit Colin Mozart's Rodent Extermination Boutique. Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich's leading furry animal liquidator. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0034.gifThe owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger:Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror. Well, you can see those expensive scenes right now... :fury: The unsuspecting breakfast glides ever closer to its doom. The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires.The lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage. Lemon Curry?Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:Depressed by rats? Do mice get you down? Then why not visit Colin Mozart's Rodent Extermination Boutique. Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich's leading furry animal liquidator. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0034.gifThe owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken.I didn't know an acceptable TRF legal phrase, m'lud Citizen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 13, 2016 Author Share Posted June 13, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger:Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror. Well, you can see those expensive scenes right now... :fury: The unsuspecting breakfast glides ever closer to its doom. The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires.The lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage. Lemon Curry?Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:Depressed by rats? Do mice get you down? Then why not visit Colin Mozart's Rodent Extermination Boutique. Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich's leading furry animal liquidator. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0034.gifThe owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken.I didn't know an acceptable TRF legal phrase, m'lud Citizen. Now, you want to use this phrase in everyday conversation, is that right? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger:Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror. Well, you can see those expensive scenes right now... :fury: The unsuspecting breakfast glides ever closer to its doom. The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires.The lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage. Lemon Curry?Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:Depressed by rats? Do mice get you down? Then why not visit Colin Mozart's Rodent Extermination Boutique. Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich's leading furry animal liquidator. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0034.gifThe owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken.I didn't know an acceptable TRF legal phrase, m'lud Citizen. Now, you want to use this phrase in everyday conversation, is that right?Oh, well, I'm not very talkative today. It's a form of defensive response to intensive interrogative stimuli. I used to get it badly when I was a boy ... well, I say very badly, in fact, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger:Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror. Well, you can see those expensive scenes right now... :fury: The unsuspecting breakfast glides ever closer to its doom. The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires.The lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage. Lemon Curry?Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:Depressed by rats? Do mice get you down? Then why not visit Colin Mozart's Rodent Extermination Boutique. Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich's leading furry animal liquidator. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0034.gifThe owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken.I didn't know an acceptable TRF legal phrase, m'lud Citizen. Now, you want to use this phrase in everyday conversation, is that right?Oh, well, I'm not very talkative today. It's a form of defensive response to intensive interrogative stimuli. I used to get it badly when I was a boy ... well, I say very badly, in fact, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats...Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 13, 2016 Author Share Posted June 13, 2016 So! You have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :bang bang: :bang bang: :bang bang:Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard....and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.My friend says, it's just the way he's holding the spear. :tsk:You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks. :(Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. :codger:Sir, I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror. Well, you can see those expensive scenes right now... :fury: The unsuspecting breakfast glides ever closer to its doom. The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires.The lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage. Lemon Curry?Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. :drool:Depressed by rats? Do mice get you down? Then why not visit Colin Mozart's Rodent Extermination Boutique. Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich's leading furry animal liquidator. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0034.gifThe owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken.I didn't know an acceptable TRF legal phrase, m'lud Citizen. Now, you want to use this phrase in everyday conversation, is that right?Oh, well, I'm not very talkative today. It's a form of defensive response to intensive interrogative stimuli. I used to get it badly when I was a boy ... well, I say very badly, in fact, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats...Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice? Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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