Citizen of the World Posted October 21, 2015 Author Share Posted October 21, 2015 that was the restaurant sketch, a nice little number...a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun...but how about that punch line, eh? :tsk: I'm charging you under Section 21 of the Strange Sketch Act.and now a nice version of that same sketchMr. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 told me, before he went down to the pub, that they were doing "Horse of the Year Show" in here tonight at 9.10. Nasty little piece of work, he is, I hate him!...Oh! I'm sorry, this is abuse.When Citizen of the World gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel TRF's playing fair by him. No, don't follow me and ... And don't zoom in on me, no I'm off, I'm off. That's it. That's all. I'm off.Oh no you can't do that. Here, we haven't finished the sketch yet!There's no one to react to.Oh dear, better go and have a bath, I suppose. :outtahere:Citizen of the World has been treated with ordinary soap powder, but blackhawkrush has been treated with new Fibro-Val. We put both of them through our washing machine, and just look at the difference.we find that nine out of ten TRF posters can't tell the difference between Blackhawkrush and a dead crabBut I am a chartered accountant. :boohoo: :musicnote:It's fun to charter an accountant,And sail the wide accountan-sea.To find, explore the funds offshore,And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy. :musicnote:Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!Don't you 'shhhh' me. Eighteen years of total silence, and you 'shhhh' me. :codger:Shut your bloody gob! I've had enough of this, I'm going to ring the police.I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored, and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-char022.gifhe didn't recognize me: Lemming, Arthur Lemming, Special Investigator, British Dental Association 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 that was the restaurant sketch, a nice little number...a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun...but how about that punch line, eh? :tsk: I'm charging you under Section 21 of the Strange Sketch Act.and now a nice version of that same sketchMr. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 told me, before he went down to the pub, that they were doing "Horse of the Year Show" in here tonight at 9.10. Nasty little piece of work, he is, I hate him!...Oh! I'm sorry, this is abuse.When Citizen of the World gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel TRF's playing fair by him. No, don't follow me and ... And don't zoom in on me, no I'm off, I'm off. That's it. That's all. I'm off.Oh no you can't do that. Here, we haven't finished the sketch yet!There's no one to react to.Oh dear, better go and have a bath, I suppose. :outtahere:Citizen of the World has been treated with ordinary soap powder, but blackhawkrush has been treated with new Fibro-Val. We put both of them through our washing machine, and just look at the difference.we find that nine out of ten TRF posters can't tell the difference between Blackhawkrush and a dead crabBut I am a chartered accountant. :boohoo: :musicnote:It's fun to charter an accountant,And sail the wide accountan-sea.To find, explore the funds offshore,And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy. :musicnote:Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!Don't you 'shhhh' me. Eighteen years of total silence, and you 'shhhh' me. :codger:Shut your bloody gob! I've had enough of this, I'm going to ring the police.I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored, and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-char022.gifhe didn't recognize me: Lemming, Arthur Lemming, Special Investigator, British Dental AssociationNo, tell the surgeon to attend the men that can be saved. He can do little for me, I fear. :hockeygoon: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 that was the restaurant sketch, a nice little number...a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun...but how about that punch line, eh? :tsk: I'm charging you under Section 21 of the Strange Sketch Act.and now a nice version of that same sketchMr. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 told me, before he went down to the pub, that they were doing "Horse of the Year Show" in here tonight at 9.10. Nasty little piece of work, he is, I hate him!...Oh! I'm sorry, this is abuse.When Citizen of the World gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel TRF's playing fair by him. No, don't follow me and ... And don't zoom in on me, no I'm off, I'm off. That's it. That's all. I'm off.Oh no you can't do that. Here, we haven't finished the sketch yet!There's no one to react to.Oh dear, better go and have a bath, I suppose. :outtahere:Citizen of the World has been treated with ordinary soap powder, but blackhawkrush has been treated with new Fibro-Val. We put both of them through our washing machine, and just look at the difference.we find that nine out of ten TRF posters can't tell the difference between Blackhawkrush and a dead crabBut I am a chartered accountant. :boohoo: :musicnote:It's fun to charter an accountant,And sail the wide accountan-sea.To find, explore the funds offshore,And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy. :musicnote:Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!Don't you 'shhhh' me. Eighteen years of total silence, and you 'shhhh' me. :codger:Shut your bloody gob! I've had enough of this, I'm going to ring the police.I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored, and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-char022.gifhe didn't recognize me: Lemming, Arthur Lemming, Special Investigator, British Dental AssociationNo, tell the surgeon to attend the men that can be saved. He can do little for me, I fear. :hockeygoon:My colleague,who has a similar office, has explained your case to me. Mr Notlob, as you know I am a leading Harley Street surgeon as seen on television. I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 22, 2015 Author Share Posted October 22, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 23, 2015 Author Share Posted October 23, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 23, 2015 Author Share Posted October 23, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: How far did the Filipino cabinet fall last March? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: How far did the Filipino cabinet fall last March?All right - go and have a look! And you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: How far did the Filipino cabinet fall last March?All right - go and have a look! And you! No, no, no, hold your head like this , and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 26, 2015 Author Share Posted October 26, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: How far did the Filipino cabinet fall last March?All right - go and have a look! And you! No, no, no, hold your head like this , and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again.Oh dear, what a disappointing start! But he’s off again and here he goes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: How far did the Filipino cabinet fall last March?All right - go and have a look! And you! No, no, no, hold your head like this , and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again.Oh dear, what a disappointing start! But he’s off again and here he goesMr Citizen of the World, are you sure there isn't a spade? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: How far did the Filipino cabinet fall last March?All right - go and have a look! And you! No, no, no, hold your head like this , and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again.Oh dear, what a disappointing start! But he’s off again and here he goesMr Citizen of the World, are you sure there isn't a spade? You detail three men, start digging and load them up with cutlery, and then we'll have a rota, we'll have two hours digging, two hours vaulting and then two hours sleeping, okay? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 27, 2015 Author Share Posted October 27, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: How far did the Filipino cabinet fall last March?All right - go and have a look! And you! No, no, no, hold your head like this , and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again.Oh dear, what a disappointing start! But he’s off again and here he goesMr Citizen of the World, are you sure there isn't a spade? You detail three men, start digging and load them up with cutlery, and then we'll have a rota, we'll have two hours digging, two hours vaulting and then two hours sleeping, okay?Well, to be quite honest, Your_Lion, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: How far did the Filipino cabinet fall last March?All right - go and have a look! And you! No, no, no, hold your head like this , and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again.Oh dear, what a disappointing start! But he’s off again and here he goesMr Citizen of the World, are you sure there isn't a spade? You detail three men, start digging and load them up with cutlery, and then we'll have a rota, we'll have two hours digging, two hours vaulting and then two hours sleeping, okay?Well, to be quite honest, Your_Lion, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids.House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: How far did the Filipino cabinet fall last March?All right - go and have a look! And you! No, no, no, hold your head like this , and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again.Oh dear, what a disappointing start! But he’s off again and here he goesMr Citizen of the World, are you sure there isn't a spade? You detail three men, start digging and load them up with cutlery, and then we'll have a rota, we'll have two hours digging, two hours vaulting and then two hours sleeping, okay?Well, to be quite honest, Your_Lion, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids.House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING!We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: How far did the Filipino cabinet fall last March?All right - go and have a look! And you! No, no, no, hold your head like this , and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again.Oh dear, what a disappointing start! But he’s off again and here he goesMr Citizen of the World, are you sure there isn't a spade? You detail three men, start digging and load them up with cutlery, and then we'll have a rota, we'll have two hours digging, two hours vaulting and then two hours sleeping, okay?Well, to be quite honest, Your_Lion, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids.House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING!We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. When we called at their house, we found that they had gone away on two weeks holiday. They had not left any forwading address, and they had bolted and barred the house to prevent us getting in. However a neighbour told us where there were. And here is the neighbour who told us where they were :bang bang: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 28, 2015 Author Share Posted October 28, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: How far did the Filipino cabinet fall last March?All right - go and have a look! And you! No, no, no, hold your head like this , and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again.Oh dear, what a disappointing start! But he’s off again and here he goesMr Citizen of the World, are you sure there isn't a spade? You detail three men, start digging and load them up with cutlery, and then we'll have a rota, we'll have two hours digging, two hours vaulting and then two hours sleeping, okay?Well, to be quite honest, Your_Lion, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids.House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING!We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. When we called at their house, we found that they had gone away on two weeks holiday. They had not left any forwading address, and they had bolted and barred the house to prevent us getting in. However a neighbour told us where there were. And here is the neighbour who told us where they were :bang bang: Allow me to introduce my next-door neighbour. Your_Lion, this is A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Git 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: How far did the Filipino cabinet fall last March?All right - go and have a look! And you! No, no, no, hold your head like this , and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again.Oh dear, what a disappointing start! But he’s off again and here he goesMr Citizen of the World, are you sure there isn't a spade? You detail three men, start digging and load them up with cutlery, and then we'll have a rota, we'll have two hours digging, two hours vaulting and then two hours sleeping, okay?Well, to be quite honest, Your_Lion, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids.House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING!We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. When we called at their house, we found that they had gone away on two weeks holiday. They had not left any forwading address, and they had bolted and barred the house to prevent us getting in. However a neighbour told us where there were. And here is the neighbour who told us where they were :bang bang: Allow me to introduce my next-door neighbour. Your_Lion, this is A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced GitThat's not my name. It's spelled Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Git but it's pronounced blackhawkrush. :hi: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: How far did the Filipino cabinet fall last March?All right - go and have a look! And you! No, no, no, hold your head like this , and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again.Oh dear, what a disappointing start! But he’s off again and here he goesMr Citizen of the World, are you sure there isn't a spade? You detail three men, start digging and load them up with cutlery, and then we'll have a rota, we'll have two hours digging, two hours vaulting and then two hours sleeping, okay?Well, to be quite honest, Your_Lion, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids.House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING!We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. When we called at their house, we found that they had gone away on two weeks holiday. They had not left any forwading address, and they had bolted and barred the house to prevent us getting in. However a neighbour told us where there were. And here is the neighbour who told us where they were :bang bang: Allow me to introduce my next-door neighbour. Your_Lion, this is A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced GitThat's not my name. It's spelled Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Git but it's pronounced blackhawkrush. :hi: It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted October 29, 2015 Author Share Posted October 29, 2015 Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!!He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent, this really huge talent. Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.And I'm worried because, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. Well, don't you see, that was exactly the kind of explicit sexual reference I'm objecting to.I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. :bang bang: How far did the Filipino cabinet fall last March?All right - go and have a look! And you! No, no, no, hold your head like this , and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again.Oh dear, what a disappointing start! But he’s off again and here he goesMr Citizen of the World, are you sure there isn't a spade? You detail three men, start digging and load them up with cutlery, and then we'll have a rota, we'll have two hours digging, two hours vaulting and then two hours sleeping, okay?Well, to be quite honest, Your_Lion, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids.House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING!We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. When we called at their house, we found that they had gone away on two weeks holiday. They had not left any forwading address, and they had bolted and barred the house to prevent us getting in. However a neighbour told us where there were. And here is the neighbour who told us where they were :bang bang: Allow me to introduce my next-door neighbour. Your_Lion, this is A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced GitThat's not my name. It's spelled Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Git but it's pronounced blackhawkrush. :hi: It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy. Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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