And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[blackhawkrush]

Good. I am in fact dressed as a milkman. You spotted that, well done. :ebert:

Teddy Salad is the most brilliant agent the CIA ever had, right? That's how he made his name - disguise!

Unfortunately, before his pension rights are assured, he catches bronchitis and dies.

He's not quite dead!...He's getting better!

Can we have your liver, then? :drool:

Well can I have spam instead?

Oh, yeah! He's the one that begins with an "S".

That's what that guy Scott's all about. I know. I've studied him already

I think he's got beautiful legs!

Oh, just call me darling.

Oh darling, I'm home.

Another merciless sweep across Central Europe. ;)

There seems to have been an accident. Well, several accidents actually.

The pump caught in my trouser leg...and that's how they were damaged...the eggs...you remember...the hard-boiled eggs I was telling you about...they were in a tupperware container, reputedly self-sealing, which fell open upon contact with the tarmacadam surface of the road...

But as yet absolutely no sign of Pablo Picasso. :(

Just like my Kevin. Show him an exhibition of early eighteenth-century Dresden Pottery and he goes berserk

I think what McTeagle's pottery...er...poetry is doing is rejecting all the traditional cliches of modern pottery. :digi:

Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all...

It's the fifth state that a Scotsman can achieve, sir. He's got to finish himself off by lunchtime or he thinks he's let down the Emperor, sir.

He sounds a notowious cwiminal. :finbar:

I would like to take this opportunity of complaining about the way in which these threads are continually portraying psychiatrists who make pat diagnoses of patients' problems without first obtaining their full medical history.

I've got a copy of "Psychiatry Today" in my bag, which I think is pretty convincing.

[Citizen of the World]

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

[blackhawkrush]

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

The Colonel doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :bang bang:

[Your_Lion]

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

The Colonel doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :bang bang:

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt!

[blackhawkrush]

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

The Colonel doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :bang bang:

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt!

Oh, and, ehm, throw him to the floor, sir? :drool:

[Citizen of the World]

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

The Colonel doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :bang bang:

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt!

Oh, and, ehm, throw him to the floor, sir? :drool:

then he loses his temper and nails my head to the floor.

[blackhawkrush]

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

The Colonel doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :bang bang:

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt!

Oh, and, ehm, throw him to the floor, sir? :drool:

then he loses his temper and nails my head to the floor.

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely...so sorry.

[Citizen of the World]

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

The Colonel doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :bang bang:

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt!

Oh, and, ehm, throw him to the floor, sir? :drool:

then he loses his temper and nails my head to the floor.

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely...so sorry.

As it turned out our chance meeting with Reverend Arthur Belling was to change our whole way of life, and every Sunday we'd hurry along to St Loony up the Cream Bun and Jam.

[Your_Lion]

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

The Colonel doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :bang bang:

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt!

Oh, and, ehm, throw him to the floor, sir? :drool:

then he loses his temper and nails my head to the floor.

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely...so sorry.

As it turned out our chance meeting with Reverend Arthur Belling was to change our whole way of life, and every Sunday we'd hurry along to St Loony up the Cream Bun and Jam.

Brucie has personally converted ninety-two people. Twenty-five inside the distance. Then again we're not afraid to use more modern methods. :martini:

[blackhawkrush]

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

The Colonel doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :bang bang:

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt!

Oh, and, ehm, throw him to the floor, sir? :drool:

then he loses his temper and nails my head to the floor.

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely...so sorry.

As it turned out our chance meeting with Reverend Arthur Belling was to change our whole way of life, and every Sunday we'd hurry along to St Loony up the Cream Bun and Jam.

Brucie has personally converted ninety-two people. Twenty-five inside the distance. Then again we're not afraid to use more modern methods. :martini:

It's all bloody marvelous. It makes you want to throw up. :spitwater:

[Lady April]

I have been referred to as Lady of the Lake recently and apparently it was a reference to me some while back while I was off the board. Totally not opposed to that as I am a HUGE Python fan, Mikey being the sexy bitch that he is, I used to post in the Python thread alot here on TRF a few years back for those who dont know me. Anyway I was looking at my member title, Subdivisions Girl, and I love it but any variation of Lady of the Lake is a nice option too... of all that Mikeys Constitutional Peasant managed to spit out 'moistened bint' has never failed to make me f***ing laugh till I cry. But dont you think thata member title like that might just give people the wrong idea about me? I mean look at the name from a non python fan perspective. Skanky STD ridden slut comes to mind lol

Moistened Bint :rofl:

 

Edited March 24, 2014 by Lady April

[Ya_Big_Tree]

I have been referred to as Lady of the Lake recently and apparently it was a reference to me some while back while I was off the board. Totally not opposed to that as I am a HUGE Python fan, Mikey being the sexy bitch that he is, I used to post in the Python thread alot here on TRF a few years back for those who dont know me. Anyway I was looking at my member title, Subdivisions Girl, and I love it but any variation of Lady of the Lake is a nice option too... of all that Mikeys Constitutional Peasant managed to spit out 'moistened bint' has never failed to make me f***ing laugh till I cry. But dont you think thata member title like that might just give people the wrong idea about me? I mean look at the name from a non python fan perspective. Skanky STD ridden slut comes to mind lol

Moistened Bint :rofl:

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Newsdude/Funny/Graham_Chapman_Silly-Colonel.jpg

 

:P

[Lady April]

I have been referred to as Lady of the Lake recently and apparently it was a reference to me some while back while I was off the board. Totally not opposed to that as I am a HUGE Python fan, Mikey being the sexy bitch that he is, I used to post in the Python thread alot here on TRF a few years back for those who dont know me. Anyway I was looking at my member title, Subdivisions Girl, and I love it but any variation of Lady of the Lake is a nice option too... of all that Mikeys Constitutional Peasant managed to spit out 'moistened bint' has never failed to make me f***ing laugh till I cry. But dont you think thata member title like that might just give people the wrong idea about me? I mean look at the name from a non python fan perspective. Skanky STD ridden slut comes to mind lol

Moistened Bint :rofl:

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Newsdude/Funny/Graham_Chapman_Silly-Colonel.jpg

 

:P

 

Wow 73 changed it... Mabey its better that it doesnt say Moistened Bint??? :P

[Ya_Big_Tree]

Lady of the Lake is quite fitting I'd say

 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

I have been referred to as Lady of the Lake recently and apparently it was a reference to me some while back while I was off the board. Totally not opposed to that as I am a HUGE Python fan, Mikey being the sexy bitch that he is, I used to post in the Python thread alot here on TRF a few years back for those who dont know me. Anyway I was looking at my member title, Subdivisions Girl, and I love it but any variation of Lady of the Lake is a nice option too... of all that Mikeys Constitutional Peasant managed to spit out 'moistened bint' has never failed to make me f***ing laugh till I cry. But dont you think thata member title like that might just give people the wrong idea about me? I mean look at the name from a non python fan perspective. Skanky STD ridden slut comes to mind lol

Moistened Bint :rofl:

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Newsdude/Funny/Graham_Chapman_Silly-Colonel.jpg

 

:P

 

Wow 73 changed it... Mabey its better that it doesnt say Moistened Bint??? :P

 

I did give it some consideration.

[Ya_Big_Tree]

I have been referred to as Lady of the Lake recently and apparently it was a reference to me some while back while I was off the board. Totally not opposed to that as I am a HUGE Python fan, Mikey being the sexy bitch that he is, I used to post in the Python thread alot here on TRF a few years back for those who dont know me. Anyway I was looking at my member title, Subdivisions Girl, and I love it but any variation of Lady of the Lake is a nice option too... of all that Mikeys Constitutional Peasant managed to spit out 'moistened bint' has never failed to make me f***ing laugh till I cry. But dont you think thata member title like that might just give people the wrong idea about me? I mean look at the name from a non python fan perspective. Skanky STD ridden slut comes to mind lol

Moistened Bint :rofl:

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Newsdude/Funny/Graham_Chapman_Silly-Colonel.jpg

 

:P

 

Wow 73 changed it... Mabey its better that it doesnt say Moistened Bint??? :P

 

I did give it some consideration.

 

BAHAHAHA!!!!

 

Way to go Prof. Gumby

 

:P

[Lady April]

I have been referred to as Lady of the Lake recently and apparently it was a reference to me some while back while I was off the board. Totally not opposed to that as I am a HUGE Python fan, Mikey being the sexy bitch that he is, I used to post in the Python thread alot here on TRF a few years back for those who dont know me. Anyway I was looking at my member title, Subdivisions Girl, and I love it but any variation of Lady of the Lake is a nice option too... of all that Mikeys Constitutional Peasant managed to spit out 'moistened bint' has never failed to make me f***ing laugh till I cry. But dont you think thata member title like that might just give people the wrong idea about me? I mean look at the name from a non python fan perspective. Skanky STD ridden slut comes to mind lol

Moistened Bint :rofl:

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Newsdude/Funny/Graham_Chapman_Silly-Colonel.jpg

 

:P

 

Wow 73 changed it... Mabey its better that it doesnt say Moistened Bint??? :P

 

I did give it some consideration.

 

BAHAHAHA!!!!

 

Way to go Prof. Gumby

 

:P

 

NIIIIIICE! Well thanks for being kinder to me than I would have been to myself 73 :D

[Ya_Big_Tree]

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/099/f/f/mr__gumby_by_applescruffgirl-d3dlzlr.png

[Ya_Big_Tree]

Uh oh... I forgot to re-size the foto...

 

Uhhh... HELLO!!!

[Citizen of the World]

Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in the Monty Python thread, we have but one punishment for not re-sizing the foto. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her! Edited March 25, 2014 by Citizen of the World

[Lady April]

Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in the Monty Python thread, we have but one punishment for not re-sizing the foto. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!

 

I don't recall the punnishment ending there :P

[Citizen of the World]

Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in the Monty Python thread, we have but one punishment for not re-sizing the foto. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!

 

I don't recall the punnishment ending there :P

Naughty Zoot!

[Ya_Big_Tree]

:LMAO:

[Citizen of the World]

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

The Colonel doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :bang bang:

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt!

Oh, and, ehm, throw him to the floor, sir? :drool:

then he loses his temper and nails my head to the floor.

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely...so sorry.

As it turned out our chance meeting with Reverend Arthur Belling was to change our whole way of life, and every Sunday we'd hurry along to St Loony up the Cream Bun and Jam.

Brucie has personally converted ninety-two people. Twenty-five inside the distance. Then again we're not afraid to use more modern methods. :martini:

It's all bloody marvelous. It makes you want to throw up. :spitwater:

Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

[Your_Lion]

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin. I also know what porn is.

The Colonel doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :bang bang:

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt!

Oh, and, ehm, throw him to the floor, sir? :drool:

then he loses his temper and nails my head to the floor.

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely...so sorry.

As it turned out our chance meeting with Reverend Arthur Belling was to change our whole way of life, and every Sunday we'd hurry along to St Loony up the Cream Bun and Jam.

Brucie has personally converted ninety-two people. Twenty-five inside the distance. Then again we're not afraid to use more modern methods. :martini:

It's all bloody marvelous. It makes you want to throw up. :spitwater:

Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

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