And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[Your_Lion]

That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it.

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. :hi:

I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

This is...always the problem...with directors of film...clips.

Longueur is saying to us, his audience, 'go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back'.

[blackhawkrush]

That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it.

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. :hi:

I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

This is...always the problem...with directors of film...clips.

Longueur is saying to us, his audience, 'go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back'.

I didn't know ants had six legs! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!

[Citizen of the World]

That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it.

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. :hi:

I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

This is...always the problem...with directors of film...clips.

Longueur is saying to us, his audience, 'go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back'.

I didn't know ants had six legs! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest

[blackhawkrush]

That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it.

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. :hi:

I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

This is...always the problem...with directors of film...clips.

Longueur is saying to us, his audience, 'go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back'.

I didn't know ants had six legs! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest

But first, a bit of fun...

[Citizen of the World]

That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it.

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. :hi:

I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

This is...always the problem...with directors of film...clips.

Longueur is saying to us, his audience, 'go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back'.

I didn't know ants had six legs! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest

But first, a bit of fun...

All right, you can stop now

[Your_Lion]

That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it.

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. :hi:

I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

This is...always the problem...with directors of film...clips.

Longueur is saying to us, his audience, 'go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back'.

I didn't know ants had six legs! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest

But first, a bit of fun...

All right, you can stop now

Oh pantomime horse, that was wonderful.

[Citizen of the World]

That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it.

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. :hi:

I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

This is...always the problem...with directors of film...clips.

Longueur is saying to us, his audience, 'go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back'.

I didn't know ants had six legs! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest

But first, a bit of fun...

All right, you can stop now

Oh pantomime horse, that was wonderful.

so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate.

[Your_Lion]

That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it.

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. :hi:

I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

This is...always the problem...with directors of film...clips.

Longueur is saying to us, his audience, 'go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back'.

I didn't know ants had six legs! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest

But first, a bit of fun...

All right, you can stop now

Oh pantomime horse, that was wonderful.

so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate.

Let's have a look at that handshake again in slow motion.

[Citizen of the World]

That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it.

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. :hi:

I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

This is...always the problem...with directors of film...clips.

Longueur is saying to us, his audience, 'go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back'.

I didn't know ants had six legs! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest

But first, a bit of fun...

All right, you can stop now

Oh pantomime horse, that was wonderful.

so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate.

Let's have a look at that handshake again in slow motion.

and their toenails pulled out in slow motion

[blackhawkrush]

That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it.

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. :hi:

I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

This is...always the problem...with directors of film...clips.

Longueur is saying to us, his audience, 'go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back'.

I didn't know ants had six legs! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest

But first, a bit of fun...

All right, you can stop now

Oh pantomime horse, that was wonderful.

so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate.

Let's have a look at that handshake again in slow motion.

and their toenails pulled out in slow motion

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

[Your_Lion]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

[blackhawkrush]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg.

[Citizen of the World]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg.

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

[blackhawkrush]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg.

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

He bowls to Cowdrey...and no shot at all. Extremely well not played there. :clap:

[Citizen of the World]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg.

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

He bowls to Cowdrey...and no shot at all. Extremely well not played there. :clap:

Aye, and what were all that dancing through Ray Illingworth's innings? Forty-seven not out and the bird comes up and feed him some grapes!

[blackhawkrush]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg.

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

He bowls to Cowdrey...and no shot at all. Extremely well not played there. :clap:

Aye, and what were all that dancing through Ray Illingworth's innings? Forty-seven not out and the bird comes up and feed him some grapes!

And Marx is claiming it was offside.

[Citizen of the World]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg.

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

He bowls to Cowdrey...and no shot at all. Extremely well not played there. :clap:

Aye, and what were all that dancing through Ray Illingworth's innings? Forty-seven not out and the bird comes up and feed him some grapes!

And Marx is claiming it was offside.

Yes, yes! One final question Karl and the beautiful lounge suite will be yours...

[blackhawkrush]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg.

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

He bowls to Cowdrey...and no shot at all. Extremely well not played there. :clap:

Aye, and what were all that dancing through Ray Illingworth's innings? Forty-seven not out and the bird comes up and feed him some grapes!

And Marx is claiming it was offside.

Yes, yes! One final question Karl and the beautiful lounge suite will be yours...

What happens when the steel is poured into the ingots?

[Your_Lion]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg.

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

He bowls to Cowdrey...and no shot at all. Extremely well not played there. :clap:

Aye, and what were all that dancing through Ray Illingworth's innings? Forty-seven not out and the bird comes up and feed him some grapes!

And Marx is claiming it was offside.

Yes, yes! One final question Karl and the beautiful lounge suite will be yours...

What happens when the steel is poured into the ingots?

I don't know. Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

[blackhawkrush]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg.

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

He bowls to Cowdrey...and no shot at all. Extremely well not played there. :clap:

Aye, and what were all that dancing through Ray Illingworth's innings? Forty-seven not out and the bird comes up and feed him some grapes!

And Marx is claiming it was offside.

Yes, yes! One final question Karl and the beautiful lounge suite will be yours...

What happens when the steel is poured into the ingots?

I don't know. Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

:whip: ...thirty-nine...forty. All right, cut him down, Mr Fuller.

[Your_Lion]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg.

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

He bowls to Cowdrey...and no shot at all. Extremely well not played there. :clap:

Aye, and what were all that dancing through Ray Illingworth's innings? Forty-seven not out and the bird comes up and feed him some grapes!

And Marx is claiming it was offside.

Yes, yes! One final question Karl and the beautiful lounge suite will be yours...

What happens when the steel is poured into the ingots?

I don't know. Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

:whip: ...thirty-nine...forty. All right, cut him down, Mr Fuller.

.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologise and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor

[blackhawkrush]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg.

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

He bowls to Cowdrey...and no shot at all. Extremely well not played there. :clap:

Aye, and what were all that dancing through Ray Illingworth's innings? Forty-seven not out and the bird comes up and feed him some grapes!

And Marx is claiming it was offside.

Yes, yes! One final question Karl and the beautiful lounge suite will be yours...

What happens when the steel is poured into the ingots?

I don't know. Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

:whip: ...thirty-nine...forty. All right, cut him down, Mr Fuller.

.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologise and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor

:o Mr. Aldridge, would it be fair to say that you are not at all well?

[Your_Lion]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg.

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

He bowls to Cowdrey...and no shot at all. Extremely well not played there. :clap:

Aye, and what were all that dancing through Ray Illingworth's innings? Forty-seven not out and the bird comes up and feed him some grapes!

And Marx is claiming it was offside.

Yes, yes! One final question Karl and the beautiful lounge suite will be yours...

What happens when the steel is poured into the ingots?

I don't know. Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

:whip: ...thirty-nine...forty. All right, cut him down, Mr Fuller.

.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologise and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor

:o Mr. Aldridge, would it be fair to say that you are not at all well?

Well, absolutely, and what makes it worse, sometimes at the end of a sentence I'll come out with the wrong fusebox.

[blackhawkrush]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg.

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

He bowls to Cowdrey...and no shot at all. Extremely well not played there. :clap:

Aye, and what were all that dancing through Ray Illingworth's innings? Forty-seven not out and the bird comes up and feed him some grapes!

And Marx is claiming it was offside.

Yes, yes! One final question Karl and the beautiful lounge suite will be yours...

What happens when the steel is poured into the ingots?

I don't know. Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

:whip: ...thirty-nine...forty. All right, cut him down, Mr Fuller.

.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologise and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor

:o Mr. Aldridge, would it be fair to say that you are not at all well?

Well, absolutely, and what makes it worse, sometimes at the end of a sentence I'll come out with the wrong fusebox.

Our method is to reassure the patient by recreating normal conditions. Then we try to get them in a position where they suddenly find that they're completing other people's sentences.

[Your_Lion]

Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah." :finbar:

Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can't afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg.

You don't have to eat the leg, Thompson, there's still plenty of good meat ... look at that arm.

He bowls to Cowdrey...and no shot at all. Extremely well not played there. :clap:

Aye, and what were all that dancing through Ray Illingworth's innings? Forty-seven not out and the bird comes up and feed him some grapes!

And Marx is claiming it was offside.

Yes, yes! One final question Karl and the beautiful lounge suite will be yours...

What happens when the steel is poured into the ingots?

I don't know. Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

:whip: ...thirty-nine...forty. All right, cut him down, Mr Fuller.

.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologise and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor

:o Mr. Aldridge, would it be fair to say that you are not at all well?

Well, absolutely, and what makes it worse, sometimes at the end of a sentence I'll come out with the wrong fusebox.

Our method is to reassure the patient by recreating normal conditions. Then we try to get them in a position where they suddenly find that they're completing other people's sentences.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time.