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Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? :madra:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :wtf:

and with every third book you get dung.

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere.

I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery...

But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?

Nothing, for it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. :cool:
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Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? :madra:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :wtf:

and with every third book you get dung.

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere.

I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery...

But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?

Nothing, for it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. :cool:

He's the most brilliant man I ever met. We were in the CIA together. He's retired now. He breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.

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Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? :madra:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :wtf:

and with every third book you get dung.

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere.

I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery...

But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?

Nothing, for it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. :cool:

He's the most brilliant man I ever met. We were in the CIA together. He's retired now. He breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.

Aren't you going to say something about "mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" :ph34r:
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Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? :madra:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :wtf:

and with every third book you get dung.

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere.

I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery...

But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?

Nothing, for it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. :cool:

He's the most brilliant man I ever met. We were in the CIA together. He's retired now. He breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.

Aren't you going to say something about "mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" :ph34r:

Down below Sir Philip, their first boats are landing even now.

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Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? :madra:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :wtf:

and with every third book you get dung.

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere.

I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery...

But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?

Nothing, for it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. :cool:

He's the most brilliant man I ever met. We were in the CIA together. He's retired now. He breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.

Aren't you going to say something about "mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" :ph34r:

Down below Sir Philip, their first boats are landing even now.

One hundled and thilty-six men of wal. :outtahere:
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Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? :madra:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :wtf:

and with every third book you get dung.

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere.

I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery...

But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?

Nothing, for it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. :cool:

He's the most brilliant man I ever met. We were in the CIA together. He's retired now. He breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.

Aren't you going to say something about "mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" :ph34r:

Down below Sir Philip, their first boats are landing even now.

One hundled and thilty-six men of wal. :outtahere:

These were the dukes of the land of Bjornsstrand. Proud warriors who bore on their chests the letters of their dread name:

http://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/m.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/a.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/l.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/d.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/e.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/n.gif

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Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? :madra:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :wtf:

and with every third book you get dung.

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere.

I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery...

But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?

Nothing, for it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. :cool:

He's the most brilliant man I ever met. We were in the CIA together. He's retired now. He breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.

Aren't you going to say something about "mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" :ph34r:

Down below Sir Philip, their first boats are landing even now.

One hundled and thilty-six men of wal. :outtahere:

These were the dukes of the land of Bjornsstrand. Proud warriors who bore on their chests the letters of their dread name:

http://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/m.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/a.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/l.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/d.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/e.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/n.gif

They mean to win Wimbledon! :scared:
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Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? :madra:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :wtf:

and with every third book you get dung.

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere.

I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery...

But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?

Nothing, for it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. :cool:

He's the most brilliant man I ever met. We were in the CIA together. He's retired now. He breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.

Aren't you going to say something about "mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" :ph34r:

Down below Sir Philip, their first boats are landing even now.

One hundled and thilty-six men of wal. :outtahere:

These were the dukes of the land of Bjornsstrand. Proud warriors who bore on their chests the letters of their dread name:

http://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/m.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/a.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/l.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/d.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/e.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/n.gif

They mean to win Wimbledon! :scared:

And for those of you who prefer drama - there's sport. On 'Show of the Week' Kenneth Wostenholme sings.
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Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? :madra:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :wtf:

and with every third book you get dung.

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere.

I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery...

But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?

Nothing, for it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. :cool:

He's the most brilliant man I ever met. We were in the CIA together. He's retired now. He breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.

Aren't you going to say something about "mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" :ph34r:

Down below Sir Philip, their first boats are landing even now.

One hundled and thilty-six men of wal. :outtahere:

These were the dukes of the land of Bjornsstrand. Proud warriors who bore on their chests the letters of their dread name:

http://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/m.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/a.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/l.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/d.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/e.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/n.gif

They mean to win Wimbledon! :scared:

And for those of you who prefer drama - there's sport. On 'Show of the Week' Kenneth Wostenholme sings.

:musicnote: When does a dream begin? Is it born in a moment of bliss? :musicnote: :16ton:
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Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? :madra:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :wtf:

and with every third book you get dung.

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere.

I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery...

But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?

Nothing, for it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. :cool:

He's the most brilliant man I ever met. We were in the CIA together. He's retired now. He breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.

Aren't you going to say something about "mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" :ph34r:

Down below Sir Philip, their first boats are landing even now.

One hundled and thilty-six men of wal. :outtahere:

These were the dukes of the land of Bjornsstrand. Proud warriors who bore on their chests the letters of their dread name:

http://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/m.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/a.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/l.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/d.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/e.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/n.gif

They mean to win Wimbledon! :scared:

And for those of you who prefer drama - there's sport. On 'Show of the Week' Kenneth Wostenholme sings.

:musicnote: When does a dream begin? Is it born in a moment of bliss? :musicnote: :16ton:

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell.

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Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? :madra:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :wtf:

and with every third book you get dung.

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere.

I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery...

But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?

Nothing, for it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. :cool:

He's the most brilliant man I ever met. We were in the CIA together. He's retired now. He breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.

Aren't you going to say something about "mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" :ph34r:

Down below Sir Philip, their first boats are landing even now.

One hundled and thilty-six men of wal. :outtahere:

These were the dukes of the land of Bjornsstrand. Proud warriors who bore on their chests the letters of their dread name:

http://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/m.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/a.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/l.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/d.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/e.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/n.gif

They mean to win Wimbledon! :scared:

And for those of you who prefer drama - there's sport. On 'Show of the Week' Kenneth Wostenholme sings.

:musicnote: When does a dream begin? Is it born in a moment of bliss? :musicnote: :16ton:

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. :atickhum:
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Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? :madra:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :wtf:

and with every third book you get dung.

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere.

I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery...

But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?

Nothing, for it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. :cool:

He's the most brilliant man I ever met. We were in the CIA together. He's retired now. He breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.

Aren't you going to say something about "mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" :ph34r:

Down below Sir Philip, their first boats are landing even now.

One hundled and thilty-six men of wal. :outtahere:

These were the dukes of the land of Bjornsstrand. Proud warriors who bore on their chests the letters of their dread name:

http://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/m.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/a.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/l.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/d.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/e.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/n.gif

They mean to win Wimbledon! :scared:

And for those of you who prefer drama - there's sport. On 'Show of the Week' Kenneth Wostenholme sings.

:musicnote: When does a dream begin? Is it born in a moment of bliss? :musicnote: :16ton:

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. :atickhum:

Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack (oh dear :facepalm: ) give the rack a turn.

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Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? :madra:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :wtf:

and with every third book you get dung.

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere.

I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery...

But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?

Nothing, for it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. :cool:

He's the most brilliant man I ever met. We were in the CIA together. He's retired now. He breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.

Aren't you going to say something about "mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" :ph34r:

Down below Sir Philip, their first boats are landing even now.

One hundled and thilty-six men of wal. :outtahere:

These were the dukes of the land of Bjornsstrand. Proud warriors who bore on their chests the letters of their dread name:

http://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/m.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/a.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/l.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/d.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/e.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/n.gif

They mean to win Wimbledon! :scared:

And for those of you who prefer drama - there's sport. On 'Show of the Week' Kenneth Wostenholme sings.

:musicnote: When does a dream begin? Is it born in a moment of bliss? :musicnote: :16ton:

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. :atickhum:

Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack (oh dear :facepalm: ) give the rack a turn.

I'm doing it by... :bitchslap: damn, I'm doing it, er, by laying back on this gutter so I'm kind of guttering.
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Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch? :madra:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

A Ford Popular and a complete set of Dickens. :wtf:

and with every third book you get dung.

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down 'ere.

I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery...

But what's this? Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch with spoons and forks... what are they going to do?

Nothing, for it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond, international crime fighter and playboy. :cool:

He's the most brilliant man I ever met. We were in the CIA together. He's retired now. He breeds rabbits up in the Yukon.

Aren't you going to say something about "mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" :ph34r:

Down below Sir Philip, their first boats are landing even now.

One hundled and thilty-six men of wal. :outtahere:

These were the dukes of the land of Bjornsstrand. Proud warriors who bore on their chests the letters of their dread name:

http://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/m.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/a.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/l.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/d.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/e.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/alphabets/n.gif

They mean to win Wimbledon! :scared:

And for those of you who prefer drama - there's sport. On 'Show of the Week' Kenneth Wostenholme sings.

:musicnote: When does a dream begin? Is it born in a moment of bliss? :musicnote: :16ton:

    No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. :atickhum:

Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack (oh dear :facepalm: ) give the rack a turn.

I'm doing it by... :bitchslap: damn, I'm doing it, er, by laying back on this gutter so I'm kind of guttering.

most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply

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That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

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That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal
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That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

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That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country
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That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it. :blink:
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That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it. :blink:

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

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That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it. :blink:

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. :hi:
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That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it. :blink:

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. :hi:

I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

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That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it. :blink:

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. :hi:

I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...
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That's Inter-City Rail for you. :eyeroll:

Then ... he won't be needing his reservation on the 10.15. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0028.gif

Mr Norris led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal

...the land where golden streams sang their way through fresh green meadows. Where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city.

For this was Sir Walter Scott's country

I still can't see it. :blink:

You go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes. It doesn't say toupees to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em.

The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. :hi:

I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

This is...always the problem...with directors of film...clips. :yes:
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