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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY FARRAH FOWLER!!!

 

:banana: :dweez: :cheers: :yay: :hi: :ebert:

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Ha! This is the 8th anniversary of my 29th birthday.

 

So, Sheldon, do I get my birthday whacks...or is that just when you find out I've lied about being sick?

 

It has been brought to my attention that it is a non-optional social convention that the person celebrating their birthday must be spanked the number of times of their age. In your case that would be 29 times. Why in the world people are punished on their birthdays is beyond me.

 

But, since you are also involved in deception of your true age by a factor of 8, I have no choice to to levy additional spankings on you at a rate of 5 per year deceived, in this case 40. So your total spankings will come out to 69. That's an oddly coincidental number...

 

Hoo. :)

 

This might be a little late, but as MeeMaw always said, better late than...and then she'd say she forgot what she was talking about

Anyhoo

 

I understand the relevance of 69.....why not add four to make it

 

 

73 in my humble opinion the best number around

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