Lerxster Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 The 19-year-old pop star has signed up for a space flight with Virgin Galactic, according to a claim by Virgin's billionaire founder, Richard Branson. and take your damn dirty monkey with you! http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1364942 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Hopefully Lindsay Lohan is driving 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted June 6, 2013 Author Share Posted June 6, 2013 Hopefully Lindsay Lohan is drivingCan we put Lohan, Kartrashian, Kanye, Minaj, Amanda Bynes.. all those worthless celebs on board, then program the ships computer to identify itself as a N. Korean missle? This idea actually reminds me of that one Simpsons episode 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Hopefully Lindsay Lohan is drivingCan we put Lohan, Kartrashian, Kanye, Minaj, Amanda Bynes.. all those worthless celebs on board, then program the ships computer to identify itself as a N. Korean missle? This idea actually reminds me of that one Simpsons episode Which one - there are a few episodes that reminds me of. I'm guessing the Treehouse of Horror one where they fire the spaceship at the sun with the likes of Al Sharpton, Ross Perot, Tonya Harding.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted June 6, 2013 Author Share Posted June 6, 2013 Hopefully Lindsay Lohan is drivingCan we put Lohan, Kartrashian, Kanye, Minaj, Amanda Bynes.. all those worthless celebs on board, then program the ships computer to identify itself as a N. Korean missle? This idea actually reminds me of that one Simpsons episode Which one - there are a few episodes that reminds me of. I'm guessing the Treehouse of Horror one where they fire the spaceship at the sun with the likes of Al Sharpton, Ross Perot, Tonya Harding......Tom Arnold, Rosie O'Donnel. That's the one. Funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Just be sure that the spaceship isn't called The Botany Bay..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Just be sure that the spaceship isn't called The Botany Bay..... Nerd alert No idea what this refers to, I'm just assuming. Sorry if it's something historical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted June 6, 2013 Author Share Posted June 6, 2013 Just be sure that the spaceship isn't called The Botany Bay..... Nerd alert No idea what this refers to, I'm just assuming. Sorry if it's something historical.Khan: Captain, Captain, Captain... save your strength. These people have sworn to live and die at my command two hundred years before you were born. Do you mean he never told you the tale? To amuse your Captain, no? Never told you how the Enterprise picked up the Botany Bay, lost in space from the year 1996 with myself and the ship's company in cryogenic freeze? Capt. Terrell: I never even met Admiral Kirk. Khan: 'Admiral?' 'Admiral!' 'Admiral'... Never told you how 'Admiral' Kirk sent seventy of us into exile in this barren sandheap with only the contents of these cargo bays to sustain us? Chekov: You lie! On Ceti Alpha Five there was life! A fair chance... Khan: [shouts] THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE! Ceti Alpha Six exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything was laid waste. 'Admiral' Kirk never bothered to check on our progress. It was only the fact of my genetically-engineered intellect that allowed us to survive. On Earth, two hundred years ago, I was a prince with power over millions... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Just be sure that the spaceship isn't called The Botany Bay..... Nerd alert No idea what this refers to, I'm just assuming. Sorry if it's something historical.Khan: Captain, Captain, Captain... save your strength. These people have sworn to live and die at my command two hundred years before you were born. Do you mean he never told you the tale? To amuse your Captain, no? Never told you how the Enterprise picked up the Botany Bay, lost in space from the year 1996 with myself and the ship's company in cryogenic freeze? Capt. Terrell: I never even met Admiral Kirk. Khan: 'Admiral?' 'Admiral!' 'Admiral'... Never told you how 'Admiral' Kirk sent seventy of us into exile in this barren sandheap with only the contents of these cargo bays to sustain us? Chekov: You lie! On Ceti Alpha Five there was life! A fair chance... Khan: [shouts] THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE! Ceti Alpha Six exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything was laid waste. 'Admiral' Kirk never bothered to check on our progress. It was only the fact of my genetically-engineered intellect that allowed us to survive. On Earth, two hundred years ago, I was a prince with power over millions... Recited from memory, I presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted June 6, 2013 Author Share Posted June 6, 2013 Just be sure that the spaceship isn't called The Botany Bay..... Nerd alert No idea what this refers to, I'm just assuming. Sorry if it's something historical.Khan: Captain, Captain, Captain... save your strength. These people have sworn to live and die at my command two hundred years before you were born. Do you mean he never told you the tale? To amuse your Captain, no? Never told you how the Enterprise picked up the Botany Bay, lost in space from the year 1996 with myself and the ship's company in cryogenic freeze? Capt. Terrell: I never even met Admiral Kirk. Khan: 'Admiral?' 'Admiral!' 'Admiral'... Never told you how 'Admiral' Kirk sent seventy of us into exile in this barren sandheap with only the contents of these cargo bays to sustain us? Chekov: You lie! On Ceti Alpha Five there was life! A fair chance... Khan: [shouts] THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE! Ceti Alpha Six exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything was laid waste. 'Admiral' Kirk never bothered to check on our progress. It was only the fact of my genetically-engineered intellect that allowed us to survive. On Earth, two hundred years ago, I was a prince with power over millions... Recited from memory, I presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadoood Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Damn shame. The kids a talented drummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Your first thought is for an incident. Your second though is all those cheesy tupac and Kurt shirts so now I don't know what I want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 The 19-year-old pop star has signed up for a space flight with Virgin Galactic, according to a claim by Virgin's billionaire founder, Richard Branson. and take your damn dirty monkey with you! http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1364942 Awww! I wonder if it was something we said? Bon voyage, Justin! Give my regards to Major Tom if you run into him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted June 6, 2013 Author Share Posted June 6, 2013 The 19-year-old pop star has signed up for a space flight with Virgin Galactic, according to a claim by Virgin's billionaire founder, Richard Branson. and take your damn dirty monkey with you! http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1364942 Awww! I wonder if it was something we said? Bon voyage, Justin! Give my regards to Major Tom if you run into him.:musicnote:Ground Control to Major BiebTake your protein pills and put your helmet on:musicnote: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 He should sign up for the trip to Mars instead. It would be much more interesting and it's only one way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Just imagine......Bieber, Lohan, and their fellow entertainment nincompoops all take a one-way voyage to the nearest habitable planet. A thousand years from now, our descendents visit the planet, and they find.....? What would they find? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 He loves Uranus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 And take the rest of the top 40 Kidz Bop garbage and the Kartrashians with you while you're at it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShlappinDahBass Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 What if Earth goes into a giant nuclear war and all we have left is Lindsey Lohan and Justin Beiber to keep mankind going...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) What if Earth goes into a giant nuclear war and all we have left is Lindsey Lohan and Justin Beiber to keep mankind going...? It's a chance I'm willing to take... plus I won't be around to give a shit. Every restaurant will be a drive thru.... eventually. Edited June 7, 2013 by Lost In Xanadu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShlappinDahBass Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 What if Earth goes into a giant nuclear war and all we have left is Lindsey Lohan and Justin Beiber to keep mankind going...? It's a chance I'm willing to take... plus I won't be around to give a shit. Every restaurant will be a drive thru.... eventually. Point proven. Especially the whole part of "won't be around to give a shit". I like your style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 What if Earth goes into a giant nuclear war and all we have left is Lindsey Lohan and Justin Beiber to keep mankind going...? It's a chance I'm willing to take... plus I won't be around to give a shit. Every restaurant will be a drive thru.... eventually. Point proven. Especially the whole part of "won't be around to give a shit". I like your style.Must be the Midwestern connection :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shredder2 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 He loves UranusApparently he loves Uranus enough to leave Earth for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 What if Earth goes into a giant nuclear war and all we have left is Lindsey Lohan and Justin Beiber to keep mankind going...?We're going to need someone with a penis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 What if Earth goes into a giant nuclear war and all we have left is Lindsey Lohan and Justin Beiber to keep mankind going...?We're going to need someone with a penis. :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:Plus Lindsey's eggs are probably completely screwed up DNA-wise from marinating in all of the various substances she's drunk, snorted, popped, and injected. They'd breed a totally new race of seven-armed mutants with twelve eyes on its butt cheeks or something. With regards to putting annoying assholes on a Spaceship of Doom, is there room for Ryan Secrest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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