Tick Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 "I can't believe I got stuck with a bald guy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tx_rush Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 After being banned from every Chinese buffet within 75 miles, were were forced to purchase a vehicle with better MPGs to avoid going broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 "I offer my services to those learning how to pop a wheelie. The added weight on the back tire makes it easier to pop one and keep control. Furthermore in the case of an emergency I can be used as a crash mat. My going rate is $50 an hour." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 "600+ horsepower and yet you can only do 75 with this thing? Dave I think you got ripped off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waluigithewalrus Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Just imagine how much the guy must weigh to keep that thing from doing a wheelie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted February 27, 2013 Author Share Posted February 27, 2013 Her: "You need a bigger windshield." Him: "Shut up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Don't you just hate when you get Camel Toe stain on your back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Later the man was pulled over by a policeman trying to figure out why he was transporting 300 lbs of potatoes on a motorcycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 (edited) "I offer my services to those learning how to pop a wheelie. The added weight on the back tire makes it easier to pop one and keep control. Furthermore in the case of an emergency I can be used as a crash mat. My going rate is $50 an hour." Everybody was soooo damn funny. I think I draw attention when I laugh, and THEN Diane has to wonder WTF is going on in there...I show her the pic, and being an "ex biker chick" (as she puts it) she howls in laughter at y'all, relates to the pic and says Gee guess you can find anything at Amazon.com huh? I ramble.... USB I left ya a full tank Riiiiiide! Edited February 27, 2013 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted February 27, 2013 Author Share Posted February 27, 2013 Snowdogged----------------------------------13------------------------------------------2/1/13Ghost of a Rider------------------------------11------------------------------------------2/21/13Lost In Xanadu--------------------------------9-------------------------------------------2/15/13BeOhBeBob-----------------------------------9-------------------------------------------2/25/13USB Connector-------------------------------9-------------------------------------------2/27/13Janie--------------------------------------------8-------------------------------------------2/14/13Principled Man--------------------------------5-------------------------------------------2/19/13drbirdsong-------------------------------------4-------------------------------------------1/23/13Your_Lion--------------------------------------3-------------------------------------------11/22/12tx_rush-----------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------2/20/13waluigithewalrus------------------------------1-------------------------------------------1/7/12Tombstone Mountain------------------------1-------------------------------------------1/16/13Tick---------------------------------------------1--------------------------------------------2/24/13 Game Rules: http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?/topic/78972-caption-a-random-image-iv-this-time-its-personal/ Pic Archive: http://smg.beta.photobucket.com/user/ghostofarider1/library/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image%20IV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Thanks Bob! http://i.imgur.com/YBx9vUT.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waluigithewalrus Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Be filled with the Holy Spirit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 WHERE is my catnip??!! WHERE IS MY CATNIP??!!!!! We're gonna be here all day....unless you tell me WHERE IT IS!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 I swear I saw them put a fish in there! Keep looking!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 (edited) Cat on top: "the one's that float are the crunchiest...you gotta get the one's on the bottom if you want something chewy" Edited February 27, 2013 by Tombstone Mountain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tx_rush Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 We need to talk to our owners about increasing their fiber intake. Its so much easier to snag floaters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 (edited) Soooo ya made me huh Tootie...told the two leggers I broke tha vase AND ate his steak....You're gonna swim like a goldfish...yew piece ah shit! Edited February 28, 2013 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/YBx9vUT.jpg Mew page repost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted February 28, 2013 Author Share Posted February 28, 2013 "I told you that if you meowed like that again I would wash your mouth out with toilet water." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 "You see that stuff down there? All you have to do is sit up here and imagine that the stuff down there is kitty litter. It's really just as simple as that! Now, let me show you how to flush." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted February 28, 2013 Author Share Posted February 28, 2013 "This'll teach you to eat my IAMS. Now wash that shit outta your mouth. Better?" "I think IAMSick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 You dropped the laser pointer in there, so YOU GO GET IT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 "So, next time I tells you that you gonna end up sleeping with the fishes it means that you's gonna be going down that hole and ain't know one ever gonna see you again. Comprende?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Kind of a ring thing. Comes with a tank of water, sit on it, make in it, you hit the handle it all spins around and it flushes down...here try it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 "You see that stuff down there? All you have to do is sit up here and imagine that the stuff down there is kitty litter. It's really just as simple as that! Now, let me show you how to flush." There were some great ones but this one's my favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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