Ghost of a Rider Posted October 12, 2013 Author Share Posted October 12, 2013 Remember ladies, Officer Stem The Flow says to plug it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyfriar Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 The bloodstain pattern analysis will convict this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 After all these years Jimmy finally thought of a way to get inside of a woman. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted October 13, 2013 Author Share Posted October 13, 2013 What a ham, soaking up all the..ahem..attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Speed dating/costume party? No strings attached? I'm so there! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 The officer had to bring him in for sexual harassment. Blood covering suspect at the time of the event is currently being investigated as possible aggravated assault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 There's a little disclaimer in small print at the bottom of the box saying "may cause pregnancy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tx_rush Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 3 douches and a Tampon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 The good thing about that is there won't be any bloody mess to clean up after the cops shoot him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 After all these years Jimmy finally thought of a way to get inside of a woman.Awesome! You're up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Thanks LiX! And now it's time to bring a little spirituality to the caption game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Even Jesus is afraid of you, lady..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 you need jesus to spell check your sign bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I'll find Jesus as soon as you push your fat ass away from the mothafuckin table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 (edited) What do you know? You need to go see Marco, that mothafucka can cut some hair. Jesus did a hack job on you! Edited October 14, 2013 by Lost In Xanadu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted October 14, 2013 Author Share Posted October 14, 2013 "...'cause Jesus is the bes' mothafuckin' captioner around!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 EXODUS, YO. LEARN IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT. BITCHES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 And with that, this mothafucka has every Sunday on her calendar marked for Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 (edited) With church attendance at an all-time low, God creates a new campaign, "Operation Large Angry Black Woman." The new scare tactic is proving to work as mothafuckas everywhere free up their Sundays for Jesus. Edited October 14, 2013 by Janie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 And Tyler Perry raises the curtain on yet ANOTHER show about fat black mad women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Am I the only one who thinks Miss Piggy should lay off the tanning beds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Gimme a Break! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Gimme a Break!I'm going with this one. You're up, Lerxster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted October 15, 2013 Author Share Posted October 15, 2013 Snowdogged----------------------------------38------------------------------------------10/13/13Principled Man--------------------------------32------------------------------------------10/4/13BeOhBeBob-----------------------------------31------------------------------------------10/5/13Ghost of a Rider------------------------------31------------------------------------------10/7/13Lost In Xanadu--------------------------------31------------------------------------------10/11/13USB Connector-------------------------------19------------------------------------------9/19/13drbirdsong-------------------------------------12------------------------------------------8/22/13Janie--------------------------------------------12-------------------------------------------10/10/13tx_rush------------------------------------------9-------------------------------------------9/27/13Lerxster------------------------------------------5-------------------------------------------10/15/13Your_Lion---------------------------------------4-------------------------------------------3/22/13rushgoober--------------------------------------2--------------------------------------------3/8/13Tombstone Mountain--------------------------2--------------------------------------------4/9/13Tick-----------------------------------------------2--------------------------------------------6/8/13Inthend-------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------7/22/13greyfriar------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------9/15/13waluigithewalrus--------------------------------1-------------------------------------------1/7/12sundog-------------------------------------------1-------------------------------------------4/15/13Shredder2---------------------------------------1-------------------------------------------7/5/13 Game Rules: http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?/topic/78972-caption-a-random-image-iv-this-time-its-personal/ Pic Archive: http://smg.beta.photobucket.com/user/ghostofarider1/library/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image%20IV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted October 15, 2013 Author Share Posted October 15, 2013 Snowdogged----------------------------------38------------------------------------------10/13/13Principled Man--------------------------------32------------------------------------------10/4/13BeOhBeBob-----------------------------------31------------------------------------------10/5/13Ghost of a Rider------------------------------31------------------------------------------10/7/13Lost In Xanadu--------------------------------31------------------------------------------10/11/13USB Connector-------------------------------19------------------------------------------9/19/13drbirdsong-------------------------------------12------------------------------------------8/22/13Janie--------------------------------------------12-------------------------------------------10/10/13tx_rush------------------------------------------9-------------------------------------------9/27/13Lerxster------------------------------------------5-------------------------------------------10/15/13Your_Lion---------------------------------------4-------------------------------------------3/22/13rushgoober--------------------------------------2--------------------------------------------3/8/13Tombstone Mountain--------------------------2--------------------------------------------4/9/13Tick-----------------------------------------------2--------------------------------------------6/8/13Inthend-------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------7/22/13greyfriar------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------9/15/13waluigithewalrus--------------------------------1-------------------------------------------1/7/12sundog-------------------------------------------1-------------------------------------------4/15/13Shredder2---------------------------------------1-------------------------------------------7/5/13 Game Rules: http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?/topic/78972-caption-a-random-image-iv-this-time-its-personal/ Pic Archive: http://smg.beta.photobucket.com/user/ghostofarider1/library/Caption%20a%20Random%20Image%20IV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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