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Why am I not satisifed at winning $180.00 on the Lottery last night? WHY do I keep bemoaning how I should have hit 5 of 6 or 6 of 6 numbers instead of a measly 4 of 6 numbers....??? :laughing guy:

 

One more wrong number and you would’ve won $0 instead of $180. You’re lucky!

 

Oh contraire! 3 of 6 would have won me $6.00! A net profit of $1.00!

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Why am I not satisifed at winning $180.00 on the Lottery last night? WHY do I keep bemoaning how I should have hit 5 of 6 or 6 of 6 numbers instead of a measly 4 of 6 numbers....??? :laughing guy:

 

One more wrong number and you would’ve won $0 instead of $180. You’re lucky!

 

Oh contraire! 3 of 6 would have won me $6.00! A net profit of $1.00!

 

Ah ok. So you STILL would’ve been lucky!!!

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Profit, prophet!

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If any of you dare to deny me my chocolate milk, I'll....ooh I swear I'll, I'll be vewwy miffed.

 

 

Do have your chocolate milk! :)

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♪ Blackout. ♠ ♣

 

I LOVE that Scorpions album!

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I don't even know HOW TO POLKA. [sorry, Weird Al...]

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Batting the BeeHive!!! or in this case, the Bald Faced Hornet's nest...

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Where the FREAK IS everyone today, right now? On to the model.

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"Okay. That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. This is too much! That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be...could be one little tiny universe."
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"I Hate it that Ozzy got fat and STUPID, Live with it!"- Abby Sciuto, Forensic Scientist, Washington D.C. circa 2006. gaPNy4u.gif

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Bourtuk Pfuhk

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"Gonna cram that bilge right into my BUTT."

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"Gonna cram that bilge right into my BUTT."

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Isn't that from "As(s) You Like It"? Shakespeare's scatological assterpiece - so to speak. :P

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Other lesser known "earthy" Shakespeare works:

 

King Pee-er

The Besmirtchment of Venice

Romeo and Syphilis

Midsummer's Night-Cream (for the aforementioned syphilis)

The Hairy Wives of Windsor

Much Ado About Boobies

 

 

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"Gonna cram that bilge right into my BUTT."

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Isn't that from "As(s) You Like It"? Shakespeare's scatological assterpiece - so to speak. :P

 

no, I got the tune from "Gonna Wash that MAN right outta my hair..." from the Classic movie "South Pacific"lol

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"Oh yeah Baby, Swing your nose up my BUTT! [sounds of destruction]" -piece of song made by me, circa 1971...

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♪ Throw away the garbage pail, get a brand new garbage pail

 

Yeah....this is....good.

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SHOVE that POLKA up your ASS, flumby!

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EAT IT, YOU BIG, FAT, POLKA BETCH!

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Papa's got a brand new bag.

 

...of catnip?

 

:smoke:

 

It might... :smoke:

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