Principled Man Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Why am I not satisifed at winning $180.00 on the Lottery last night? WHY do I keep bemoaning how I should have hit 5 of 6 or 6 of 6 numbers instead of a measly 4 of 6 numbers....??? :laughing guy: One more wrong number and you would’ve won $0 instead of $180. You’re lucky! Oh contraire! 3 of 6 would have won me $6.00! A net profit of $1.00! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Why am I not satisifed at winning $180.00 on the Lottery last night? WHY do I keep bemoaning how I should have hit 5 of 6 or 6 of 6 numbers instead of a measly 4 of 6 numbers....??? :laughing guy: One more wrong number and you would’ve won $0 instead of $180. You’re lucky! Oh contraire! 3 of 6 would have won me $6.00! A net profit of $1.00! Ah ok. So you STILL would’ve been lucky!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Profit, prophet! :banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verena Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 If any of you dare to deny me my chocolate milk, I'll....ooh I swear I'll, I'll be vewwy miffed. Do have your chocolate milk! :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Take me down to the paradise city... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verena Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 ♪ Blackout. ♠ ♣ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 ♪ Blackout. ♠ ♣ I LOVE that Scorpions album! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verena Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... :laughing guy: ( I *Love* when anything or anyone makes me laugh this way. ) :D-13: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) I don't even know HOW TO POLKA. [sorry, Weird Al...] Edited December 22, 2017 by OldRUSHfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 Batting the BeeHive!!! or in this case, the Bald Faced Hornet's nest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 (edited) Where the FREAK IS everyone today, right now? On to the model. Edited December 23, 2017 by OldRUSHfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 "Okay. That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. This is too much! That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be...could be one little tiny universe." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 "I Hate it that Ozzy got fat and STUPID, Live with it!"- Abby Sciuto, Forensic Scientist, Washington D.C. circa 2006. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Bourtuk Pfuhk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 "Gonna cram that bilge right into my BUTT." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 "Gonna cram that bilge right into my BUTT." Isn't that from "As(s) You Like It"? Shakespeare's scatological assterpiece - so to speak. :P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Other lesser known "earthy" Shakespeare works: King Pee-erThe Besmirtchment of VeniceRomeo and SyphilisMidsummer's Night-Cream (for the aforementioned syphilis)The Hairy Wives of WindsorMuch Ado About Boobies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 (edited) "Gonna cram that bilge right into my BUTT." Isn't that from "As(s) You Like It"? Shakespeare's scatological assterpiece - so to speak. :P no, I got the tune from "Gonna Wash that MAN right outta my hair..." from the Classic movie "South Pacific"lol Edited January 14, 2018 by OldRUSHfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 "Oh yeah Baby, Swing your nose up my BUTT! [sounds of destruction]" -piece of song made by me, circa 1971... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraroc Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 ♪ Throw away the garbage pail, get a brand new garbage pail ♪ Yeah....this is....good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 SHOVE that POLKA up your ASS, flumby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 EAT IT, YOU BIG, FAT, POLKA BETCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Papa's got a brand new bag. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Papa's got a brand new bag. ...of catnip? :smoke: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Papa's got a brand new bag. ...of catnip? :smoke: It might... :smoke: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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