Gompers Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Link2 Maybe not...but then again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Oh yeah, good old Sandy, AKA the "Semi-Ho". Her "recipes" are just vile. I admit she does have some decent-sounding cocktail ideas, though, even if they do have stupid cutesy names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 (edited) Of course - she's from WI. I buck the trend here... I hardly drink at all *Edit* for the record - my daughter calls her "the drunk lady" because she is always making drinks on every show. Also for the record... my daughter calls Ina Garten "the mess-up lady" because a couple times she was adding some spices and a lot more came out than she was expecting, and she sometimes sprays the kitchen with flour when she turns on her mixer. Edited October 20, 2011 by Lost In Xanadu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Check out the Food Network Humor website - there's a whole section devoted to Aunt Sandy. Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielmclark Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 If I hear the word "tablescape" one more &%^ing time I'm going to throw a brick through the damn TV. Fortunately, we cut the cable a few years ago so there's very little risk that I'll watch her show anymore. Tablescape... what a dumb word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 QUOTE (danielmclark @ Oct 20 2011, 03:04 PM) If I hear the word "tablescape" one more &%^ing time I'm going to throw a brick through the damn TV. Fortunately, we cut the cable a few years ago so there's very little risk that I'll watch her show anymore. Tablescape... what a dumb word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Megadon Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Yes. Always been. Next question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 I likes me my booze. I likes hangin' with my gal pals. I would not and could not hang out with that woman though. No matter how many drinks she served me. She is WAY too high maintenance for my taste. Which is funny because she slums every meal but my god, every single episode, her studio kitchen is completely changed and rearranged. Drives me nuts. And it would still drive me nuts even if she got me totally wasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Megadon Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 (edited) QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 22 2011, 10:46 PM) I likes me my booze. I likes hangin' with my gal pals. I would not and could not hang out with that woman though. No matter how many drinks she served me. She is WAY too high maintenance for my taste. Which is funny because she slums every meal but my god, every single episode, her studio kitchen is completely changed and rearranged. Drives me nuts. And it would still drive me nuts even if she got me totally wasted. I'll hang out with you Janie... I likes me my booze and hangin with my gal pals too...and I'm so NOT high maintainence. My kitchen's a mess. Come on over. *edited for really stupid punctuation error Edited October 25, 2011 by Queen of Megadon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 QUOTE (Queen of Megadon @ Oct 25 2011, 10:16 AM) QUOTE (Janie @ Oct 22 2011, 10:46 PM) I likes me my booze. I likes hangin' with my gal pals. I would not and could not hang out with that woman though. No matter how many drinks she served me. She is WAY too high maintenance for my taste. Which is funny because she slums every meal but my god, every single episode, her studio kitchen is completely changed and rearranged. Drives me nuts. And it would still drive me nuts even if she got me totally wasted. I'll hang out with you Janie... I likes me my booze and hangin with my gal pals too...and I'm so NOT high maintainence. My kitchen's a mess. Come on over. *edited for really stupid punctuation error You mean you don't change the kitchen drapes to match your outfits? (Seriously, that woman is insane. She's anal enough to match decor to her clothes, but will serve guests any old slop cobbled together from cans and boxes and seasoning packets). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/semi-homemade-episode.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielmclark Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 25 2011, 08:54 AM) http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/semi-homemade-episode.jpg TABLESCAPE, BITCHES! HAHAHAHAHA Oh my god that made my fking WEEK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 QUOTE (danielmclark @ Oct 25 2011, 10:00 AM) TABLESCAPE, BITCHES! HAHAHAHAHA Oh my god that made my fking WEEK. I thought you guys would appreciate that. I love the part about the mixer... "What the TOTAL f**k? Fire someone!" And Aunt Sandy and her "soooodalicious..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 25 2011, 11:23 AM) QUOTE (danielmclark @ Oct 25 2011, 10:00 AM) TABLESCAPE, BITCHES! HAHAHAHAHA Oh my god that made my fking WEEK. I thought you guys would appreciate that. I love the part about the mixer... "What the TOTAL f**k? Fire someone!" And Aunt Sandy and her "soooodalicious..." Isn't she married to some guy who's really super-loaded? (I mean with cash. Not like Sandra, who is loaded with 70 proof). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GhostGirl Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Oct 25 2011, 12:32 PM) Dunno who this woman is, but that flowchart thing made laugh like a lunatic. superb. I love Food Network Humor. I have laughed SO MUCH looking at that site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 (edited) http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k155/foodnetaddict/sandraboobs3-1.gif Sandra managed to whip up some sort of cocktail, obviously ignoring warnings(not to mention laws) against drinking on public beaches. Edited October 25, 2011 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompers Posted October 25, 2011 Author Share Posted October 25, 2011 What is Giada? An extra easy Italian! http://foodnetworkhumor.com/wp-content/uploads//giada-extra-easy.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gompers Posted October 25, 2011 Author Share Posted October 25, 2011 That website is funny as shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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