Ya_Big_Tree Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 You want a Christmas card? Here! Here's your Christmas card! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 George likes spicy chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 But, I don't want to be a pirate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 So, I shouldn't have slept with the cleaning lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Assman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 His jokes offend you as a Jew?No, they offend me as a comedian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 T-Bone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 World's are colliding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 GEORGE: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she isallowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him,Ceases to Exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, butthere is also Independent George. That's the George you know, theGeorge you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee shop George, LiarGeorge, Bawdy George. JERRY: I, I love that George. GEORGE: Me Too! And he's Dying Jerry! If Relationship George walksthrough this door, he will Kill Independent George! A George, dividedagainst itself, Cannot Stand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Alright, now you're gonna see some parallel parking. *pt pt* How I wish you could make a livingparallel parking. It's all geometry, knowing allthe angles, when to make that first turn and then when to swing it back in,that's the key Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Your order is ready. Three calzones and one shirt and jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Anybody can take a reservation. Its the holding of the reservation that really is the key part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Oh, you bet I'll take the insurance. I'm gonna beat the crap out of this thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Does the move involve a knuckle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Gipple!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 But is he sponge worthy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 HELLOOOOO! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 My name rhymes with a female body part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 It's in the vault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Get out! <shove> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 (edited) Of course it's cashmere. Edited March 3, 2013 by J2112YYZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 It was just an isolated sexual incident! We're not back together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Don't Tell Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 George is gettin' upSET! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Ask vegetable lasagna.I have name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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