Lost In Xanadu Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Easy enough I hope, take the statement made in the previous post, and corrupt it by changing a word or phrase. Example: "Pizza is my favorite food" can be made into "Pizza is my favorite deodorant" Last night, I got my ass kicked playing Call of Duty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Last night, I got my ass kicked playing with myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 17 2010, 12:30 PM) Last night, I got my ass kicked playing with myself. LOL, But you have to add your own statement for others to corrupt! Just using the same sentence won't last long!! *EDIT* OR should we make it a contest like the random image thing, and let the person that made the original statement pick a winner and pass the torch?? Edited August 17, 2010 by Lost In Xanadu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 17 2010, 01:32 PM) QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 17 2010, 12:30 PM) Last night, I got my ass kicked playing with myself. LOL, But you have to add your own statement for others to corrupt! Just using the same sentence won't last long!! *EDIT* OR should we make it a contest like the random image thing, and let the person that made the original statement pick a winner and pass the torch?? I misunderstood! Here ya go: This morning I made a 50-mile round trip for no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 17 2010, 10:56 AM) QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 17 2010, 01:32 PM) QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 17 2010, 12:30 PM) Last night, I got my ass kicked playing with myself. LOL, But you have to add your own statement for others to corrupt! Just using the same sentence won't last long!! *EDIT* OR should we make it a contest like the random image thing, and let the person that made the original statement pick a winner and pass the torch?? I misunderstood! Here ya go: This morning I made a 50-mile round trip for no reason. This morning I made a 50-mile round trip for pork rinds. Then, I took a nap because my tummy hurt. (I sort of like the idea of turning this into a contest like the caption pics game. HOWEVER, either way, I think this thread should be moved to the Random Thoughts area.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 17 2010, 02:05 PM) Then, I took a crap because my tummy hurt. No candle or spray could save the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 17 2010, 03:27 PM) No candle or nukes could save the bathroom. The smell was indescribable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 18 2010, 03:31 AM) The fallout was indescribable. They reckon it will be safe to approach next century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Farewell to Things Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (Fridge @ Aug 18 2010, 06:08 AM)They reckon it will be safe to eat off of next century. I still cant believe that it was so bad as to cause this much damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (A Farewell to Things @ Aug 18 2010, 11:08 AM) I still cant believe that it was so bad as to cause this much confusion. As a result, two countries waged an epic war. Edited August 18, 2010 by Lost In Xanadu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 18 2010, 01:30 PM) As a result, two countries waged an epic food fight. I just inhaled - literally - a piece of sushi and choked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Farewell to Things Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 18 2010, 01:30 PM) I just inhaled - literally - a piece of shit and choked. My breath stunk for years to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agtang98 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (A Farewell to Things @ Aug 18 2010, 02:49 PM) QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 18 2010, 01:30 PM) I just inhaled - literally - a piece of shit and choked. My breath stunk for years to come. my insides stunk for years to come the hospital refused to do sugery because of the smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 the hospital refused to accept my insurance card, I told them go to hell! So i staggered out, limp almost lifeless, and in body wrenching pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 18 2010, 09:31 PM) So i staggered out, limp almost lifeless, and totally snot-flinging drunk. I enjoy going to concerts alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 18 2010, 09:31 PM) So i staggered out, limp almost lifeless, and totally snot-flinging drunk. I enjoy going to concerts alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 18 2010, 11:31 PM) I enjoy going to bars and drinking alone. I always try to find someone who'll feel sorry for me and pick up my tab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushlady23 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 19 2010, 01:07 AM) I always try to find someone who'll feel me up and pick up my tab. I took a short vacation this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 QUOTE (rushlady23 @ Aug 19 2010, 11:16 AM) I took a short ninja with me on vacation this year. What a mistake that was, I have bruises everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 19 2010, 09:27 AM)What an awesome thing that was, I have bruises everywhere! People looked at me a little odd though, and crossed the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 19 2010, 07:52 PM) People flipped me the bird, and crossed the street. They called me a jerkoff and yelled other obscenities at me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 19 2010, 05:17 PM) They called me a jerkoff and threw up on me too! But that was ok because it had been a while. Edited August 20, 2010 by Janie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 19 2010, 08:24 PM) But that was ok because it tasted pretty good. I was hungry, and some clam chowder was exactly what I had in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultra Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 19 2010, 07:40 PM)I was hungry, and some clam chowder was exactly what I put in my pants. Sometimes, I forget to lock my car door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (Ultra @ Aug 19 2010, 11:54 PM) Sometimes, I forget to unzip my fly before I piss out my car door. And my girlfriend wonders why my car reeks of old beer and Big Macs. Edited August 20, 2010 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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