Segue Myles Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Out and about doing my thang Cute. :P It wouldn't surprise me if you are my mum in disguise hahaYou are hot and have great hair. Love the pics. Don't stroke his ego. :DHis hair was created in a pan full of rice and beans and paprika... My hair is cooked in duck fat. Gonna slice you up fam. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkerbell Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.I just go with the flow. Hell I guess I have enough cushion back there or I'd have a broken ass bone by now and guys always say more than a mouthful is too much. :o 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkerbell Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.Just go to the gym and try lunges...I've done Gymnastics from the age of 5 to the age of 17 and my tits and ass have not grown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Out and about doing my thang Cute. :P It wouldn't surprise me if you are my mum in disguise hahaYou are hot and have great hair. Love the pics. Don't stroke his ego. :DHis hair was created in a pan full of rice and beans and paprika... My hair is cooked in duck fat. Gonna slice you up fam.Now all you need to do is chow down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.Just go to the gym and try lunges...I've done Gymnastics from the age of 5 to the age of 17 and my tits and ass have not grown.Even I have a butt! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.I just go with the flow. Hell I guess I have enough cushion back there or I'd have a broken ass bone by now and guys always say more than a mouthful is too much. :o Well this got saucy rather quick! And I'm not talking about the Peking sauce I'm brewing for a certain ducks doom... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.Just go to the gym and try lunges...I've done Gymnastics from the age of 5 to the age of 17 and my tits and ass have not grown.Even I have a butt! The amazing thing is you talk from it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkerbell Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.I just go with the flow. Hell I guess I have enough cushion back there or I'd have a broken ass bone by now and guys always say more than a mouthful is too much. :o Well this got saucy rather quick! And I'm not talking about the Peking sauce I'm brewing for a certain ducks doom...I hope it wasn't too inappropriate. If it was I will remove it or edit it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.I just go with the flow. Hell I guess I have enough cushion back there or I'd have a broken ass bone by now and guys always say more than a mouthful is too much. :o Well this got saucy rather quick! And I'm not talking about the Peking sauce I'm brewing for a certain ducks doom...I hope it wasn't too inappropriate. If it was I will remove it or edit it. No lol I'm barely British so don't worry about me being prude! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.I just go with the flow. Hell I guess I have enough cushion back there or I'd have a broken ass bone by now and guys always say more than a mouthful is too much. :o Well this got saucy rather quick! And I'm not talking about the Peking sauce I'm brewing for a certain ducks doom...I'll be here when you've long departed this green Earth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.I just go with the flow. Hell I guess I have enough cushion back there or I'd have a broken ass bone by now and guys always say more than a mouthful is too much. :o Well this got saucy rather quick! And I'm not talking about the Peking sauce I'm brewing for a certain ducks doom...I'll be here when you've long departed this green Earth. you're so ugly not even death wants to touch you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.I just go with the flow. Hell I guess I have enough cushion back there or I'd have a broken ass bone by now and guys always say more than a mouthful is too much. :o Well this got saucy rather quick! And I'm not talking about the Peking sauce I'm brewing for a certain ducks doom...I'll be here when you've long departed this green Earth. you're so ugly not even death wants to touch you Hey I'm the pretty boy in this thread even though I let you hog the limelight, you need the ego boost... :hail: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.Just go to the gym and try lunges...I've done Gymnastics from the age of 5 to the age of 17 and my tits and ass have not grown.Even I have a butt! Crack. :hail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.Just go to the gym and try lunges...I've done Gymnastics from the age of 5 to the age of 17 and my tits and ass have not grown.Even I have a butt! Crack. :hail: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.I just go with the flow. Hell I guess I have enough cushion back there or I'd have a broken ass bone by now and guys always say more than a mouthful is too much. :o Well this got saucy rather quick! And I'm not talking about the Peking sauce I'm brewing for a certain ducks doom...I'll be here when you've long departed this green Earth. you're so ugly not even death wants to touch you Hey I'm the pretty boy in this thread even though I let you hog the limelight, you need the ego boost... :hail: Ouch...to be less than you is to be...less than ordinary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.Just go to the gym and try lunges...I've done Gymnastics from the age of 5 to the age of 17 and my tits and ass have not grown.Even I have a butt! Crack. :hail: Don't leave the forum. :P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.Just go to the gym and try lunges...I've done Gymnastics from the age of 5 to the age of 17 and my tits and ass have not grown.Even I have a butt! Crack. :hail: Don't leave the forum. :P He's getting botox 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkerbell Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.Just go to the gym and try lunges...I've done Gymnastics from the age of 5 to the age of 17 and my tits and ass have not grown.Even I have a butt! Crack. :hail: Don't leave the forum. :P He's getting botoxIn his ass. :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.Just go to the gym and try lunges...I've done Gymnastics from the age of 5 to the age of 17 and my tits and ass have not grown.Even I have a butt! Crack. :hail: Don't leave the forum. :P He's getting botoxIn his ass. :) This is where we've gone wrong... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.Just go to the gym and try lunges...I've done Gymnastics from the age of 5 to the age of 17 and my tits and ass have not grown.Even I have a butt! Crack. :hail: Don't leave the forum. :P He's getting botoxIn his ass. :) This is where we've gone wrong...I'm allergic to botox, it gives me botulism... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.I just go with the flow. Hell I guess I have enough cushion back there or I'd have a broken ass bone by now and guys always say more than a mouthful is too much. :o Well this got saucy rather quick! And I'm not talking about the Peking sauce I'm brewing for a certain ducks doom...I'll be here when you've long departed this green Earth. you're so ugly not even death wants to touch youHey I'm the pretty boy in this thread even though I let you hog the limelight, you need the ego boost... :hail: Ouch...to be less than you is to be...less than ordinary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.I just go with the flow. Hell I guess I have enough cushion back there or I'd have a broken ass bone by now and guys always say more than a mouthful is too much. :o Well this got saucy rather quick! And I'm not talking about the Peking sauce I'm brewing for a certain ducks doom...I'll be here when you've long departed this green Earth. you're so ugly not even death wants to touch youHey I'm the pretty boy in this thread even though I let you hog the limelight, you need the ego boost... :hail: Ouch...to be less than you is to be...less than ordinary... Wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I don't know whether to be upset because I am being mocked. Or cry because I have no tits and no ass.I just go with the flow. Hell I guess I have enough cushion back there or I'd have a broken ass bone by now and guys always say more than a mouthful is too much. :o Well this got saucy rather quick! And I'm not talking about the Peking sauce I'm brewing for a certain ducks doom...I'll be here when you've long departed this green Earth. you're so ugly not even death wants to touch youHey I'm the pretty boy in this thread even though I let you hog the limelight, you need the ego boost... :hail: Ouch...to be less than you is to be...less than ordinary... Wathttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/handbags_at_dawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Out and about doing my thang Cute. :P It wouldn't surprise me if you are my mum in disguise hahaYou are hot and have great hair. Love the pics. Don't stroke his ego. :DIs this a bad time to remind him his initials could stand for Sexy Model? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Out and about doing my thang Cute. :P It wouldn't surprise me if you are my mum in disguise hahaYou are hot and have great hair. Love the pics. Don't stroke his ego. :DIs this a bad time to remind him his initials could stand for Sexy Model? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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