WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 A new line of infant Depends..... With that pre water-logged feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 QUOTE (Janie @ Sep 18 2012, 02:52 PM) I thought those things came from the cabbage patch? You win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Sep 19 2012, 07:07 PM)QUOTE (Janie @ Sep 18 2012, 02:52 PM) I thought those things came from the cabbage patch? You win! Next: http://www.salkeiz.k12.or.us/sites/salkeiz.orvsd.org/files/salkeiz/caption-this-20110928.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 It's pronounced TRUCK, Johnny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Stop saying that Jack... Your last name is not Mehoff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 But mommy says when I get happy my snake comes out ta play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 The nannies just realized that little Timmy was an undercover cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Little Johnny was not so little after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 ... and then, one time my friend Bobby put his weenie up my nose like this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 A young John Holmes gets his first erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 (edited) "The lady in the white shirt told me that if I touched her in her special place she'd give me candy. Where's my candy?" Edited September 21, 2012 by snowdogged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 "And, mommy says it feels good when I do this to her with my tongue." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Boys have a penis, *thump* girls have a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 http://www.salkeiz.k12.or.us/sites/salkeiz.orvsd.org/files/salkeiz/caption-this-20110928.jpg New pg repost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 I can make a even longer booger string. watch dis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Ozzy started off by biting the heads off of batman action figures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 My Dad does says I'm his #1......Like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 (edited) " You old white bitches don't know what it's like in da hood. I's be a true wigger true to the cause." I was going to discard this one because I didn't like it but I remember Janie once saying to post them anyhow. So, I left it. Edited September 22, 2012 by snowdogged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted September 22, 2012 Author Share Posted September 22, 2012 "Mrs. Gonzales, we often have a hard time understanding Manuel so we think he could improve his English." "Actually Manuel's English is just fine. He just has an exceptionally long tongue. Go ahead Manuel, show them your tongue." *THUD* "My stars! In that case, we'd like Manuel to stay after class for, um, observation." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 QUOTE (Ghost of a Rider @ Sep 21 2012, 08:04 PM) "Mrs. Gonzales, we often have a hard time understanding Manuel so we think he could improve his English." "Actually Manuel's English is just fine. He just has an exceptionally long tongue. Go ahead Manuel, show them your tongue." *THUD* "My stars! In that case, we'd like Manuel to stay after class for, um, observation." Thought that I had a pretty good chance this round but now I am not so sure. The surgery surely didn't slow down your captioning skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 QUOTE (HowItIs @ Sep 21 2012, 01:27 AM) ... and then, one time my friend Bobby put his weenie up my nose like this! I can totally see this being said and "those" being the reactions! One broad being shocked, the other.... amused. HII wins this round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 QUOTE (snowdogged @ Sep 21 2012, 05:54 PM) " You old white bitches don't know what it's like in da hood. I's be a true wigger true to the cause." I was going to discard this one because I didn't like it but I remember Janie once saying to post them anyhow. So, I left it. There were a lot of good captions this round but I did choose HII as the winner. However, I cannot say it enough, you have to take the chance sometimes and post what came to your mind. There have been a number of captions I've won where it was ones I sat on and sat on and sat on before saying, "WTH" and posting it. One time, I was watching an interview with Ricky Gervais where the interviewer was questioning his more "risque" comments. Ricky said something to the effect of... whenever he responds to a question, he has the good angel on one shoulder telling him what he should say and the devil on his other shoulder with what he's more apt to say and he always goes with the devil. He says sometimes people think his comments are funny and sometimes not but he always takes the gamble. Important lesson right there. IMO. I mean, if you think it's funny, someone else is bound to find it funny too, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 QUOTE (Janie @ Sep 21 2012, 11:20 PM) QUOTE (HowItIs @ Sep 21 2012, 01:27 AM) ... and then, one time my friend Bobby put his weenie up my nose like this! I can totally see this being said and "those" being the reactions! One broad being shocked, the other.... amused. HII wins this round. Thanks Janie!! And you're right about posting captions. If I TRY to come up with one, I seldom score. But if I just post the first thing that comes to mind I do okay. Don't think twice, snowdogged - just do it! I have yet to see anyone who participates in this game get offended Okay here ya go- http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/l-640-480-79719125-819e-45e4-8207-8abeee3cf9e0.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 You've never experienced all wheel drive until you've driven this baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 "Yeah, I keep my backup engine in the trunk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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