Janie Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 QUOTE (HowItIs @ Mar 11 2012, 11:33 PM) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee---OW! This wins! You're up girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) QUOTE (Janie @ Mar 13 2012, 09:21 PM)QUOTE (HowItIs @ Mar 11 2012, 11:33 PM) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee---OW! This wins! You're up girl. Thanks Janie! Next up... http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/36184.jpg Edited March 14, 2012 by HowItIs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 "This one's going on Facebook so comb your hair. And sit up straight and stop slouching. Were you born in a zoo?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 You dog no have 'posble thums? Huhhuhhuh what it like to want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 omg i was all like thr's 2 loose dogs in my crib and I wuz all like lol like oh no you din jus poopie in my house lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 "Hey Junior, I think that's you on YouTube flinging your crap." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I'm gonna tweet about my pooh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Do you think epicurious.com has a recipe for grubs, leaves and bark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Who is this Kony dude? It's spelled Kong and it's KING to you... idiots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) Double post Edited March 15, 2012 by HowItIs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 QUOTE (Janie @ Mar 14 2012, 05:36 PM)I'm gonna tweet about my pooh. *groan* But gotta go with this one. Hey, it's Janie again! I have to mention, though, that's not a camera, it's a Gameboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 QUOTE (HowItIs @ Mar 14 2012, 11:45 PM)QUOTE (Janie @ Mar 14 2012, 05:36 PM)I'm gonna tweet about my pooh. *groan* But gotta go with this one. Hey, it's Janie again! I have to mention, though, that's not a camera, it's a Gameboy D'oh! I see it now. Next pic: http://www.policemag.com/_Images/blogs/M-CaptionContest-MotorCop.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 Cop: "Looks like he died instantly." Woman: "Well, that's why they call it the 'EZGO'". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 That better not be Tiger Woods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Ma'am - you took a divot out of that guy's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 He tried to deny my contraceptive needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 (edited) Alex L. He took golf too far. Edited March 16, 2012 by drbirdsong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruisingInPrimetime Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Ma'am, may I see your cart rental receipt? Sure, just let me run over this guy first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 "Do you have to give me a ticket, Officer? Can't I just buy tickets for the Policeman's ball or something?" "Policeman don't have balls, Ma'm." Uncomfortable silence Guy on the ground: "Hey, dying here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted March 16, 2012 Author Share Posted March 16, 2012 "The bastard wouldn't let me play through." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 cop: and you say he was muttering something about a cinderella story ma'am? Bree VanDeKamp:(breathy) yes officer and then he yelled IT'S IN THE HOLE and you know we don't have any holes on Wisteria Lane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 (edited) "But officer, I yelled FORE! on my way up the path. What else could I do?" Edited March 16, 2012 by Lerxster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 http://www.policemag.com/_Images/blogs/M-CaptionContest-MotorCop.jpg repost for new page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 cop: Are you sure your ex husband is dead ma'am? Mrs. Fields: Yes officer, I made sure I ran his stupid head over again right after the 911 dispatcher asked me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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