Ghost of a Rider Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 "Before you ask, onions give my husband gas." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 oh... you said "mustard gas"?? I am such a blonde! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 I *CHOP* HATE *CHOP* FOOTBAAAALLLL *CHOP* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Oct 21 2011, 08:46 AM) Luke, I am your food processor! Good comments all around, but this one made me laugh out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted October 22, 2011 Author Share Posted October 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Awesome, thanks!! http://www.czabe.com/pic/734/xweddings_are_beautiful_500x500.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted October 22, 2011 Author Share Posted October 22, 2011 I guess she didn't wanna wait for the honeymoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 There's no doubt about it anymore, he definitely married a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Vodka...........$24.95Â 3" heels.......$49.99Â Money saved on Wedding panties.....$8.95Â Next year's Christmas cards.............priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 who the hell invited ya to my kid's wedding?!?!? she ended up sleeping in their car...the girl likes her sedatives n alkyhol..calls herself a "real irishwoman" yeah whatever I know Jr was "busy" THAT night.... anyway  OK CAPTION!  She took the "turn the other cheek" from what the pastor read during the ceremony WAAAAAAY too seriously  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 (edited) http://www.czabe.com/pic/734/xweddings_are_beautiful_500x500.jpg SLUT! Edited October 23, 2011 by snowdogged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 The flowers were lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 HEY GRANDMA THAT'S AWFUL BIG PANTIESÂ TA HAVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 A still from the pilot of the new JJ Abrams/Orci series Wedding Wows (nice play on vows huh...oh they're so clever) This is where the bride gets sucked into a time vortex and is taken back 100 years to another wedding happening the same day. Whee doggie imagine THAT bridal beatdown huh?   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 ...and I used to think weddings were boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 She needed to let her dress air out after drinking all of that cheap champagne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 QUOTE (WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER @ Oct 22 2011, 10:08 PM) Vodka...........$24.95 3" heels.......$49.99 Money saved on Wedding panties.....$8.95 Next year's Christmas cards.............priceless The winner b you! Nice!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted October 23, 2011 Author Share Posted October 23, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIDE-ANGLE WATCHER Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 http://shiny.areavoices.com/files/2010/09/Image-0029blank.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielmclark Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 It's not you, it's me. Well, actually it's you. But I'm trying to be polite. It's your hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 I'm sorry, I really am. That's as big as it's gonna get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Keith, my darling, there's this giant cloud coming out of your head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 "I'm sorry my love, I just feel like I'm stuck in a single moment in time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 My name's John, bitch, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 "Diana, next time one of your relative's funerals is on the night of the Rush concert, don't tell me about it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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