BeOhBe Bob Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) YOU TAKE MA PITCHA WIF MUH BOOBY HANGIN OUT IMMA BUSTA CAP IN YO LAZY ASS, N***A Edited October 28, 2011 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted October 28, 2011 Author Share Posted October 28, 2011 "Hey!! I can see you playing with yourself in there! The windows ain't that dirty ya know!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Wildlife in the mirror may be closer than it appears... especially if you have a case of Peanut Butter Cups in the passenger seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 For those who can't afford a real prostitute. Only 1 dollar and she will wash your windshield as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Oct 28 2011, 01:30 AM) YOU TAKE MA PITCHA WIF MUH BOOBY HANGIN OUT IMMA BUSTA CAP IN YO LAZY ASS, N***A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Let this be a lesson to all you women out there. If you perform oral sex once too often your mouths will stay that way. P.S. That was just a joke! Please do not let it discourage you nice ladies out there in any way! Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.... Edited October 28, 2011 by snowdogged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) And as we see Dr Conrad Murray began serving his time for the case against him regarding the death of Michael Jackson. Some think 6 years on the streets of Camden NJ as a cross dressing windshield washer might be too lenient, however... http://s11.lucyphotos.com/images/orig/2/r/2rs0wtw70taqwt0s.jpg Edited October 28, 2011 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 I whip myself and forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 (edited) This is what happens when you mix energy drinks with cocaine and give it to a hooker. Edited October 29, 2011 by USB Connector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Weezie is gonna squeegee all that racist garbage right out yo mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Holy shnikes these were f***ing funny!!! For some reason, laughed hardest at this one I did- QUOTE None had mastered the stealth windshield attack like Shaneequah. YOU GO GIRL! JANIE, YOU GO GIRL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted October 29, 2011 Author Share Posted October 29, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 QUOTE (Lerxster @ Oct 29 2011, 07:30 AM) Holy shnikes these were f***ing funny!!! For some reason, laughed hardest at this one I did- QUOTE None had mastered the stealth windshield attack like Shaneequah. YOU GO GIRL! JANIE, YOU GO GIRL! Wow! Thanks! Next up: http://www.thundersquee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ts-caption-this-49.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Old man: Heh they wanna do a remake of Hitchcock's The Birds. Ehhhh fiddle foddle...who wants to see THAT agin? It'll just be another piece of bird crap like every Stephen King movie they do. Not as if that kinda crap ever happens anyway but ehh HEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielmclark Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Quick! Throw some Alka-Seltzers at them! They make their stomachs explode, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Bird (foreground): EEE Yeah weah hunt n peckers, who's akskin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 (edited) http://www.thundersquee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ts-caption-this-49.jpg Seagull Satan and his army of demons. Or is it seamons? Something just doesn't sound right about that? Edited October 30, 2011 by snowdogged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted October 30, 2011 Author Share Posted October 30, 2011 "You will not sway me from destroying the One Ring! You will not sway me fro-..oh the hell with it, take the damn thing!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 "We use to be satisfied with just pooping on there heads but that's so passe now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 (edited) Bird (foreground): "Bitch didn't know the word. If you want to stay alive, you had better know that the BIRD is the WORD!" Edited October 30, 2011 by USB Connector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 This is what happens when you DON'T feed the birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted October 30, 2011 Author Share Posted October 30, 2011 The new reality show on ABC: The Gull Factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted October 30, 2011 Author Share Posted October 30, 2011 Coming in November, the new action thriller On Deadly Guano starring Steven Seagull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Dammit George, I've shown you how to use the red eye reduction 100 times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 QUOTE (USB Connector @ Oct 30 2011, 07:38 AM) This is what happens when you DON'T feed the birds. WINNER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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