The Big Money Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 QUOTE (Show Don't Tell @ Dec 30 2009, 12:49 PM) QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Jul 24 2009, 06:33 PM)QUOTE (bigmoney2112 @ Jul 24 2009, 05:26 PM) After 20 years the show can't be as good as it was 15 years ago. OLD SIMPSONS GOOD NEW SIMPSONS BAD Season 10 was the last great season. It was too hard to believe we didn't have a Simpsons thread. I did a search and a few results came up, including a Simpsons thread that was started in 2004! That said, The Simpsons is probably my favourite TV show! I own seasons 1-12 on DVD. Favourite episode right now? Season 8's "Brother From Another Series" -- the one where Sideshow Bob meets his long lost brother, Cecil. My favourite scene: Lou: Here's your man, chief. Chief Wiggam: Cecil? I think not. This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob. Lisa: No, chief. Bob's innocent. It's the truth! Chief Wiggam: The truth, huh? That sounds like the testimony of crazy old Lisa Simpson. Lou: But Cecil just voluntarily confessed, chief. Chief Wiggam: That's some good work, Lou. You'll make sergeant for this. Lou: Uh... I already am sergeant, chief. Chief Wiggam: Perhaps you are. But I say Bob goes back to jail. Sideshow Bob: But surely--I mean, I caught Cecil! Chief Wiggam: Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest. Lou: No I didn't, chief. Chief Wiggam: Quiet Lou! Or I will bust you down to sergeant so fast, it'll make your head spin! classic episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 to answer the subtitle of this thread.... Because the Show has not been good in 9 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 The best season by far for me was season 5... in order of air date. Only 2 "subpar" episodes in this one. The Thelma and Louise take off "Marge on the Lam" and "Lady Bouvier's Lover" and they still had their moments, especially "Lady Bouvier's Lover". I can go on and on about each episode, but figured you don't wanna hear my ramblings. I just put a * by my 3 favorite. Homer's Barbershop Quartet (#9F21) 30 Sep 1993 Cape Feare (#9F22) 7 Oct 1993 Homer Goes to College (#1F02) 14 Oct 1993 Rosebud (#1F01) 21 Oct 1993 Treehouse of Horror IV (#1F04) 28 Oct 1993 Marge on the Lam (#1F03) 4 Nov 1993 Bart's Inner Child (#1F05) 11 Nov 1993 * Boy-Scoutz N the Hood (#1F06) 18 Nov 1993 The Last Temptation of Homer (#1F07) 9 Dec 1993 $pringfield (or, How I learned to stop worrying and love legalized gambling) (#1F08) 16 Dec 1993 Homer the Vigilante (#1F09) 6 Jan 1994 Bart Gets Famous (#1F11) 3 Feb 1994 Homer and Apu (#1F10) 10 Feb 1994 Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy (#1F12) 17 Feb 1994 * Deep Space Homer (#1F13) 24 Feb 1994 * Homer Loves Flanders (#1F14) 17 Mar 1994 Bart Gets an Elephant (#1F15) 31 Mar 1994 Burns' Heir (#1F16) 14 Apr 1994 Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song (#1F18) 28 Apr 1994 The Boy Who Knew Too Much (#1F19) 5 May 1994 Lady Bouvier's Lover (#1F21) 12 May 1994 Secrets of a Successful Marriage (#1F20) 19 May 1994 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Homer: I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon! What was his name? Apollo Creed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unattractive Truth Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 "Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand." "Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 (edited) Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie...one to lie and one to listen. Edited July 8, 2011 by invisible airwave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 From my favorite episode... Boy-Scoutz N the Hood.... Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals... except the weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briremo Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 QUOTE (Unattractive Truth @ Jul 8 2011, 11:34 AM) "Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand." THAT is classic. I think he was sitting on the bed next to little Lisa as she's trying to pour her heart out and he's distracted by something stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Don't Tell Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Jul 24 2009, 07:33 PM) QUOTE (bigmoney2112 @ Jul 24 2009, 05:26 PM) After 20 years the show can't be as good as it was 15 years ago. OLD SIMPSONS GOOD NEW SIMPSONS BAD http://i53.tinypic.com/2affpjp.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublereeder Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 (edited) I love The Simpsons. I think Homer Simpson is my favorite cartoon character of all time. "Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?" - Street Vendor. "Ugh! I'll take the Crab Juice!" - Homer Simpson. And on a more sensitive note, "Everyone needs something to believe in." - Marge Simpson. Edited July 9, 2011 by doublereeder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilCastro Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gye365RGbR8/TXVqhZ7HrhI/AAAAAAAAAkc/McgFdT-YUqY/s1600/troy-mcclure-picture.jpg "So you've decided to start a Simpsons thread?" Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember my from other TRF threads such as "It's not Neil PURT" and "What songs do you think Geddy sings in the shower?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 QUOTE (PhilCastro @ Jul 8 2011, 08:13 PM) http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gye365RGbR8/TXVqhZ7HrhI/AAAAAAAAAkc/McgFdT-YUqY/s1600/troy-mcclure-picture.jpg "So you've decided to start a Simpsons thread?" Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember my from other TRF threads such as "It's not Neil PURT" and "What songs do you think Geddy sings in the shower?!" http://www.die-simpsons.de/subs/krusty/pics/Bilder//krusty34_gif.jpg "Hello Im Krusty the Clown and I endorse this message" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 QUOTE (PhilCastro @ Jul 8 2011, 08:13 PM) http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gye365RGbR8/TXVqhZ7HrhI/AAAAAAAAAkc/McgFdT-YUqY/s1600/troy-mcclure-picture.jpg "So you've decided to start a Simpsons thread?" Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember my from other TRF threads such as "It's not Neil PURT" and "What songs do you think Geddy sings in the shower?!" Phil Hartman was the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Marge: How were you a political prisoner? Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a diagram? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unattractive Truth Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? Homer: Never, Marge. Never! I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandDesigner Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 One of my favorite scenes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84aRTri8AAk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandDesigner Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Another one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Deep Space Homer Lisa: Come on, Dad. You can make it! Grampa: Oh, of course he'll make it, it's TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 QUOTE (invisible airwave @ Jul 9 2011, 05:22 PM) Deep Space Homer Lisa: Come on, Dad. You can make it! Grampa: Oh, of course he'll make it, it's TV. Homer trying to see the "insert brain here" sign was pure gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortkort Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/simpsons_newton.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 (edited) http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4jbtui7531qc073co1_400.gif http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3nqkmAuiG1qc073co1_400.gif http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2kscq4LAq1qc073co1_400.gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2dj4iqHoY1qc073co1_400.gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2cellGf4I1qc073co1_400.gif http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2bq5t9h8e1qc073co1_400.gif Edited July 10, 2011 by KW84 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unattractive Truth Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 10 2011, 10:08 AM)http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3nqkmAuiG1qc073co1_400.gif One of my all-time favorites. "In your FACE, Space Coyote!" "Give me some peace of mind or I'll mop the floor with you!" Coyote : "There is a lesson you must learn." Homer : "If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Homer the Smithers Bart Simpson: [Homer is eating fruit from a fruit basket he has received from Smithers] What'd you get that for? Homer: For knocking Mr. Burns out of a third story window. Bart Simpson: Makes sense to me. Lisa Simpson: Did he die? Homer: What am I, a Doctor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 10 2011, 12:08 PM) http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2cellGf4I1qc073co1_400.gif http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2bq5t9h8e1qc073co1_400.gif Bart - ...and that is how much college will cost for Maggie! Homer - No...no...NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 QUOTE (Unattractive Truth @ Jul 10 2011, 12:23 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Jul 10 2011, 10:08 AM)http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3nqkmAuiG1qc073co1_400.gif One of my all-time favorites. "In your FACE, Space Coyote!" "Give me some peace of mind or I'll mop the floor with you!" Coyote : "There is a lesson you must learn." Homer : "If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you!" Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh? Ned: Uh-huh. Homer: One, two... hey, what's the big idea? Ned: Oh, I admit it. It's only two-alarm, two-and-a-half, tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids. Todd: Daddy? Are you going to jail? Ned: We'll see, son. We'll see. Wiggum: That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town. Ralph: Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle. You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you? Homer: Maybe I do, son. Maybe I do. Hibbert: By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears. Krusty: His ears, if we're lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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