gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted June 22, 2008 Author Share Posted June 22, 2008 QUOTE (Did Lee Squat? @ Jun 21 2008, 10:59 PM) QUOTE (gleamingalloyaircar81 @ Jun 21 2008, 03:21 PM) QUOTE (theworkingman @ Jun 21 2008, 03:17 PM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 21 2008, 12:08 PM) Tom Farter A modern-day martyr Mean mean pass, Todays tom farter Mean mean gas. Though his butt is not for rent, Dont put him down for reeking scents. His dinner, chili and beans, His underwear, it is unclean. Diarrhea And what you say about his abberance Is what you say about his flatulence. Catch the smell, take a whiff Catch the olfactory, take a sniff. The smell is, the smell is, Take a breath that's deep, Maybe as his glute does toot. Todays tom farter, He will make you cry, And the space he invades You will want to die. No, his butt is not for rent The odor is self-evident I don't know what it was he ate All his friends he'll alienate, They're gone now. And what you say about his abberance Is what you say about his flatulence. Get a gasmask, for his gas, You will pass out, from his ass. The smell is, the smell is, Take a breath that's deep, Maybe as his glute does toot. Exit the martyr, Todays tom farter, He loves his own brand, And the wind that he breaks, He gets right on to the toilet and his butt shakes. Game over!!!! Goober wins, thanks for playing!!! You havent seen my rendition of Red Barfartta then have you Michael? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 QUOTE (Did Lee Squat? @ Jun 21 2008, 08:57 PM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 21 2008, 10:45 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Jun 21 2008, 04:23 PM)A fart is the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd. That... that's so beautiful! Yes.....yes it is.........gorgeous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Jun 21 2008, 06:04 PM) QUOTE (Choose/the/light @ Jun 21 2008, 05:49 PM) Alright guys heres mine!!! YYZ I thought the farting technique during the solos was stupendous. De Slagfarter, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted June 22, 2008 Author Share Posted June 22, 2008 Wheres My Fart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted June 22, 2008 Author Share Posted June 22, 2008 Leave That Fart Alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted June 22, 2008 Author Share Posted June 22, 2008 Fartless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted June 22, 2008 Author Share Posted June 22, 2008 Farting Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted June 22, 2008 Author Share Posted June 22, 2008 Digital Farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English Muffin Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 the farts of syrinx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Farts of pleasure, farts of pain Dietary changes make me gaseous again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umoveme Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 fartfartfart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 QUOTE (theworkingman @ Jun 21 2008, 05:49 PM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 21 2008, 02:46 PM) Fart Shan High on the stinking mountain Up the seven thousand stairs In the reeking stench of autumn There was dogshit in the air Dark clouds surrounded the summit The wind broke strong and cold Among the smelly temples And the writing carved in mold Somewhere in my intestines The flatulence took hold. I stood at the top of the mountain And China farted to me In the stinking haze of harvest time A smell of putridity If you raise your ass to heaven You will fart a hundred years I farted there like a mystic Lost in the atmosphere The clouds were suddenly farted For a moment I could smell The stench of rotting eggs Reaching all the way to hell I inhaled deeply a presence The gas of forty centuries. I stood at the top of the mountain And China farted to me In the stinking haze of harvest time A smell of putridity I thought of all the billions The asses of history I felt the pain and the gagging When China farted to me... When China farted to me. A work of art. NO! A work of FART! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 (edited) O' Farterista Momo's Dance Farty The Main Monkey Fart . . .gotta cover the solos and instrumentals! Edited June 23, 2008 by Marathonist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Whoa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 23 2008, 09:56 AM) Whoa... Extremely juvenile, yes. No question. I confess to boosting post count here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Don't Tell Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 (edited) Roll The Farts Well, you can smell that fart - Good beans are the key to bad smelling Winners' farts are loud Losers seldom take that blame If they don't make bad smells And sometimes the winner has the craps We fart our different ways But fortune has to make that frame We go out in the world and take our farts Fart is just the stink of smelly gases That's the way that lady fart dances Roll the farts Why do we fart? Because we fart Roll the farts Why does it smell bad? Because smells bad Roll the farts Farts are cold as ice - Why are little ones born only to fart For the want of some Gas-X Or a bowl of rice? Well, who would hold a price On the farts of the innocent children If there's some immortal power To control the farts? We come into the world and take our farts Fart is just the smell of stinky odors That's the way that lady fart dances Roll the farts... Jack - just start. Get busy with the farts. No little poofs or silent things, Don't hold back -- let me hear it ring! Just the farts. Gonna rock some gluteus max. It's the ONLY fart source - you dig? You move around The odorless gets raunchy. It's a rig It's action - reaction - Random farting action. So who's afraid Of a little abstraction? Can't get no satisfaction From the farts? You better run, homeboy - A fart's a fart From Nome to Rome, boy. What's the deal? C'mon and fart! If the temperature's hot - take a fart. Eat your chili. Show us what you got - What you're holding in. If the farts are wet, Don't keep holding. Lady Fart is golden; She favors the stinky. That's hot! Stop repressing the gas - The night is waiting for a release form your ass. So get out there and fart, And roll the farts. Get farting! Edited June 23, 2008 by Show Don't Tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godeater2112 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 21 2008, 01:51 AM) No hero in your tragedy No daring in your escape No salutes for your surrender Nothing noble in your fart Christ, what have you done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godeater2112 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 QUOTE (Show Don't Tell @ Jun 23 2008, 02:16 PM) Roll The Farts Well, you can smell that fart - Good beans are the key to bad smelling Winners' farts are loud Losers seldom take that blame If they don't make bad smells And sometimes the winner has the craps We fart our different ways But fortune has to make that frame We go out in the world and take our farts Fart is just the stink of smelly gases That's the way that lady fart dances Roll the farts Why do we fart? Because we fart Roll the farts Why does it smell bad? Because smells bad Roll the farts Farts are cold as ice - Why are little ones born only to fart For the want of some Gas-X Or a bowl of rice? Well, who would hold a price On the farts of the innocent children If there's some immortal power To control the farts? We come into the world and take our farts Fart is just the smell of stinky odors That's the way that lady fart dances Roll the farts... Jack - just start. Get busy with the farts. No little poofs or silent things, Don't hold back -- let me hear it ring! Just the farts. Gonna rock some gluteus max. It's the ONLY fart source - you dig? You move around The odorless gets raunchy. It's a rig It's action - reaction - Random farting action. So who's afraid Of a little abstraction? Can't get no satisfaction From the farts? You better run, homeboy - A fart's a fart From Nome to Rome, boy. What's the deal? C'mon and fart! If the temperature's hot - take a fart. Eat your chili. Show us what you got - What you're holding in. If the farts are wet, Don't keep holding. Lady Fart is golden; She favors the stinky. That's hot! Stop repressing the gas - The night is waiting for a release form your ass. So get out there and fart, And roll the farts. Get farting! This brings a tear to my eye the likes of which have not been seen since my rendition of "The Larger Cup". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassTheAmmunition Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 this is definitely taking it in the wrong direction. apologies in advance. its all someone else's fault. (to the tune of Witch Hunt) My stool is black Its half past noon The air is thick and still The can of Lysol sits upon The bathroom window sill My face distorted in the vanity light My feces twisted and grotesque I feel my ass burn in this sweltering fright This dump is one hell of a mess Quiet but conscious, breathe through my mouth Choking my airways at best I tried to rise With burning eyes To reach that window sill... This mess was fueled by wings and fries And now it burns and kills... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 QUOTE (PassTheAmmunition @ Jun 23 2008, 12:51 PM)this is definitely taking it in the wrong direction. apologies in advance. its all someone else's fault. (to the tune of Witch Hunt) My stool is black Its half past noon The air is thick and still The can of Lysol sits upon The bathroom window sill My face distorted in the vanity light My feces twisted and grotesque I feel my ass burn in this sweltering fright This dump is one hell of a mess Quiet but conscious, breathe through my mouth Choking my airways at best I tried to rise With burning eyes To reach that window sill... This mess was fueled by wings and fries And now it burns and kills... Oh my God, that's too good! The Tai Shan one was awesome too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted June 23, 2008 Author Share Posted June 23, 2008 The Camera Fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted June 23, 2008 Author Share Posted June 23, 2008 Fart Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umoveme Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 all at once the butts all farted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 QUOTE (PassTheAmmunition @ Jun 23 2008, 01:51 PM) this is definitely taking it in the wrong direction. apologies in advance. its all someone else's fault. (to the tune of Witch Hunt) My stool is black Its half past noon The air is thick and still The can of Lysol sits upon The bathroom window sill My face distorted in the vanity light My feces twisted and grotesque I feel my ass burn in this sweltering fright This dump is one hell of a mess Quiet but conscious, breathe through my mouth Choking my airways at best I tried to rise With burning eyes To reach that window sill... This mess was fueled by wings and fries And now it burns and kills... That was damn fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Constipation A man alone, trapped in his home Backed up on the porcelain throne I felt the gloom of my bathroom A battle does resume Sometimes I felt so wound up I felt my clenched ass cheeks so bound up Persistence gave me confidence To go up against brutality On the toilet In deep frustration Pushing so hard Gripped by constipation Plus ca change Plus c'est la meme chose Every time I start All I can do is fart I've tried enemas and laxatives That my doctor prescribed me Irritable bowel syndrome Led to caked hardened feces And what it is I'm needing Sweet relief from anal bleeding Just one more who's straining forth A shit that ought to be On the toilet In deep frustration Pushing so hard Gripped by constipation Plus ca change Plus c'est la meme chose Every time I start All I can do is fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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