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TheRocinanteKid Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 Nobody else? I mean c'mon! Comedy gold! Porn movie producer: It's kinda like Bang The Drum Slowly except the drum's a chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCFIELDS Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 (edited) "you like popsicles"................Herbert "Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?"........Herbert Edited March 26, 2008 by WCFIELDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCFIELDS Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Herbert (pervy old man): Hey, muscly arm, why the long face? Chris (fat kid): It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something. Herbert: Who needs them? You like Popsicles? Chris: Well, sure. Herbert: Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles. Chris: No, thanks. I gotta get going. Herbert: Don't make me beg, now. Chris: You're funny. Bye. Herbert: Get your fat ass back here. Ahhhhh...I love it. "CALL ME!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian Hunter Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Any of the Star Wars quotes/passages are pure genius. Stewie - This is a bigger jackpot than when the Emperor figured out the formula for great Star Wars dialogue" Palpatine - Something, something something Dark Side. Something, something, something Complete. Get's me every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 The Popeye Cutaway Watch here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Analogkid1123 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Well my favorite really requires a video. But if u have seen the "road to Europe Episode"... Brian:Stewie this show is stupid Stewie:Hey!(turns head quickly)(pause)shut up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Peter: Lois, I tried finding my creative talent just like you said. First I tried art... "Am I supposed to paint the penis?" Then I tried sculpting..."Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?" Then I tried music..."Am...am I supposed to conduct with my penis?" My favorite though is probably Peter's whole flashback of what happened at Cheesy Charlie's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 QUOTE (Storm Shadow @ Mar 26 2008, 01:10 PM) Peter: Lois, I tried finding my creative talent just like you said. First I tried art... "Am I supposed to paint the penis?" Then I tried sculpting..."Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?" Then I tried music..."Am...am I supposed to conduct with my penis?" My favorite though is probably Peter's whole flashback of what happened at Cheesy Charlie's. That's classic! The I (heart) Lous t-shirt cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Saw the episode yesterday where Peter is declared retarded.. hilarious! Peter and Brian are watching an episode of Jake and the Fat Man- it had me in tears then i rewound it and it had me in tears again!! Looked for a utube clip but sadly none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 At the swimming pool when Peter is the lifeguard and some random kid calls him "sack breath" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 QUOTE (Lerxster @ Mar 27 2008, 10:58 AM)Saw the episode yesterday where Peter is declared retarded.. hilarious! "Hello Mrs. Griffin, it's your neighbour Quagmire. Now that Peter's mental, you probably have some needs, OH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial_Game Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 "Hello 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah. Yeah, it's caught in a window this time" Peter (as a child): "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?" Man at Museum: "Because you touch yourself at night." Lois: "Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different." Stewie: "Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells." comic brilliance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushbass Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Peter Griffin: [dressed up like female prostitute] Looking for a good time, sweet cheeks? Lois Griffin: Oh, my God! Peter, get in the car! Peter Griffin: But it will cost you. What do you want? A Cleveland Steamer? Lois Griffin: I said get in the car! What's a Cleveland Steamer? Brian Griffin: It means that he'll... [gets interrupted] Peter Griffin: Be cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushbass Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 (edited) Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did. Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on. (They all drink.) Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife. (Quagmire and Cleveland drink.) Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom. (Only Quagmire drinks.) ****About 33 drinks later**** Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence. Quagmire: Oh God. (Quagmire takes a drink.) Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touch myself. Quagmire: Oh come on! (Quagmire drinks again.) Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics. Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.) Edited March 27, 2008 by rushbass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushbass Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushbass Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby. Stewie: What did you just say? Lois: Stewie, stop fussing. Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted March 28, 2008 Author Share Posted March 28, 2008 Quagmire: Who wants to play drink the beer? I can't remember the exact quotes for the rest of that exchange with Peter but its funny and he wins another beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Brian gets whacked in the face with a military rifle at boot camp Stewie: Boy! That's gotta hurt more than a birthday telegram from Zinedine Zidane! cutaway to Zidane ringing an old lady's doorbell, holding a birthday cake. She opens the door and Zidane viciously headbutts her, and drops the cake on her face. Zidane: Bon anniversaire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 QUOTE (TheRocinanteKid @ Mar 25 2008, 07:16 PM) Nobody else? I mean c'mon! Comedy gold! Porn movie producer: It's kinda like Bang The Drum Slowly except the drum's a chick. I LOVE that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted March 30, 2008 Author Share Posted March 30, 2008 QUOTE (Magnus @ Mar 30 2008, 08:21 PM) Brian gets whacked in the face with a military rifle at boot camp Stewie: Boy! That's gotta hurt more than a birthday telegram from Zinedine Zidane! cutaway to Zidane ringing an old lady's doorbell, holding a birthday cake. She opens the door and Zidane viciously headbutts her, and drops the cake on her face. Zidane: Bon anniversaire. Forgot all about this, brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 QUOTE (TheRocinanteKid @ Mar 30 2008, 03:57 PM) QUOTE (Magnus @ Mar 30 2008, 08:21 PM) Brian gets whacked in the face with a military rifle at boot camp Stewie: Boy! That's gotta hurt more than a birthday telegram from Zinedine Zidane! cutaway to Zidane ringing an old lady's doorbell, holding a birthday cake. She opens the door and Zidane viciously headbutts her, and drops the cake on her face. Zidane: Bon anniversaire. Forgot all about this, brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil#2 Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Peter: A degenerate am I? Well you miss are a festeseo...see I can make up big words to sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Part 4 of a Trilogy Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 "There is no f--king drummer better than Neil Peart!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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