nic2112nic Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Lois: Peter, I think we may have a communication problem...! Peter: Uh, about half past five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu93 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 (edited) Not sure if it's in here already..... Peter: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this is not my Batman glass! Edited June 20, 2008 by Xanadu93 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu93 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Another few Meg quotes from the #1 Meg fan..... (taken from the episode "Chitty Chitty Death Bang") Meg: I tried out for cheerleading today (sobs) Peter: How'd you do? Meg: I s-u-c-k-e-d, sucked, sucked! (jumps like a cheerleader) LATER IN THAT EPISODE..... Meg: I can't believe you'd put your family in front of your own daughter! (runs off) AND LATER AGAIN..... (Peter walks in to the cult's house.) Peter: Oh, hey Meg! Meg: Dad, what are you doing here! I could just kill myself now! Random boy in cult: Not before the rest of us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublereeder Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Peter: Here Meg, I want you to hold this. *gives watermelon* Meg: Am I supposed to eat this or wh- *explodes* (Don't remember the exact quote, but it still was hilarious. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Peter appearing on Wheel of Fortune: "Ok Peter, 5 Consonants and 1 vowel..." Peter: Z, 4, Q, another Q, a third Q, and the Batman Symbol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Brian: "Hey Barkeep, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu93 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I forgot one from the episode "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"..... Meg (to Lois): I can't believe you'd put your family before your own daughter! (Runs off) Brian: She's a whiny little runt. Lois: (gasps) Brian: I said "runt". They're just so mean to that girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu93 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I'm not sure if this was posted before.... Quagmire: Giggity giggity goo! Aw right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu93 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Peter: Lois, define Meg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompers Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 QUOTE (Gompers @ Apr 28 2008, 11:31 AM) This is the best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik Cool Whip One more time! I love this skit: Stewie: Hey this pie would be good with some cool hwip Brian: What did you say? Stewie: Cool hwip, pie goes good with cool hwip Brian: Wait, did you just say "Cool Hwip"? You mean cool whip Stewie: Thats what I said, cool hwip Brian: Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?...Say cool. Stewie: Cool Brian: Say whip Stewie: Whip Brian: Now say cool whip Stewie: Cool hwip Brian: Cool whip Stewie: Cool hwip Brian: Your eating hair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted July 9, 2008 Author Share Posted July 9, 2008 QUOTE (LakesideMaiden @ May 29 2008, 03:25 AM) my favorite is not so much a quote as a whole scene: Family Guy Jesus Miracle Dance Funny shit. I was hoping this was the other one though... "For my next miracle..." And he turns water into Funk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Lois: "You've never done a creative thing in your life!" Peter: Yes I have. I wrote Bonfire Of The Vanities." Lois: "No you didn't!" Peter: "...You win this round, Lois..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nic2112nic Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 QUOTE (Jaye @ Jul 9 2008, 10:56 PM) Lois: "You've never done a creative thing in your life!" Peter: Yes I have. I wrote Bonfire Of The Vanities." Lois: "No you didn't!" Peter: "...You win this round, Lois..." Were you by any chance watching FG recently, say, tonight? (PS I just noticed you joined the forum on my bday! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 QUOTE (nic2112nic @ Jul 10 2008, 12:20 AM)QUOTE (Jaye @ Jul 9 2008, 10:56 PM) Lois: "You've never done a creative thing in your life!" Peter: Yes I have. I wrote Bonfire Of The Vanities." Lois: "No you didn't!" Peter: "...You win this round, Lois..." Were you by any chance watching FG recently, say, tonight? (PS I just noticed you joined the forum on my bday! ) Yes, and I'm still watching it (Awesome! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertjames1971 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Meg pthfft Meg pthfft Meg Meg Meg! pthfft pthfft pthfft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larks Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Peter:I swear to drunk i'm not god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaoi_myantidrug Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Lois' dad:here peter, a million dollars to keep you away from Lois. Peter:no deal. Lois may be worth a million to you, but to me shes worthless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu93 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Meg does phone sex.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaoi_myantidrug Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaoi_myantidrug Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 stewie:oh none for me, thanks, it'll go straight to my vagina :turns to brian:thats what girls worry about, right, having big vaginas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu93 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Peter (talking about Meg): I mean, she's my only daughter and I feel like I never treated her as well as I should have. *FLASHBACK* Peter: Hey, Meg, ya got something on your shirt. (she looks down, he flics her in the face) Hehehehehe! (Peter trips Meg for no reason on the hallway) Meg: Hi Dad- (Peter shoots Meg point-blank) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu93 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Peter: Women are not people; they are devices built by the Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboGames Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 When Peter is dressed up like a hooker, Lois, Stewie and Meg drive up... Stewie says to Meg "Eerie, isn't it? It's like looking into the future!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushbass Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for? Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadu93 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Meg: I can't believe my stupid ol' parents are going to see stupid ol' Kiss. It's so painful. Peter: About as painful as a tire iron upside your head. Meg: What? Peter: I love you, honey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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