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Danny: I think World War II just started

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Evelyn: Do you ever wonder if this war's going to catch up with us?

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Rafe: Not anxious to die sir, just anxious to matter.

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Rafe: Returning from the dead wasn't all that I expected... but that's life.

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Rafe: You are so beautiful it hurts.

Evelyn: It's your nose that hurts.

Rafe: I think it's my heart

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Rafe: Danny, you can't die. You can't die. You know why? 'Cause you're gonna be a father. You're gonna be a daddy. I wasn't supposed to tell you. You're gonna be a father.

Danny: No, you are

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Danny: Well guess what? It isn't training over there, it's war. Where losers die and there aren't any winners... Now if trouble awaits me, I'm ready. But why go looking for it?

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General: Mr. President, with all due respect, sir... what you're asking can't be done.

[President struggles and gets out of wheelchair]

President Franklin D. Roosevelt: [serious tone] Do not tell me it can't be done.

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Evelyn: Rafe I'm pregnant... I didn't even know until the day you turned up alive... and then all this happened...

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All of the above quotes are from 2001's "Pearl Harbor."

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"From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask."

 

~Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Ep. 2

 

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"Ahhh, but no one ever said life was fair Tina. I'm bigger, I'm faster, and I'll always beat you...." - Mommie Dearest
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QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 14 2010, 12:59 PM)
QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Dec 6 2004, 07:25 PM)
Bob - "Hi, I'm Bob, and this is my place."

Jake - "Well, it's a beautiful place, Bob"

wacko.gif

I thought it was hilarious. confused13.gif

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?

Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.

 

 

And for the record, that was hilarious. The Blues Brothers is classic. yes.gif

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QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 14 2010, 01:04 PM)
QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 14 2010, 12:59 PM)
QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Dec 6 2004, 07:25 PM)
Bob - "Hi, I'm Bob, and this is my place."

Jake - "Well, it's a beautiful place, Bob"

wacko.gif

I thought it was hilarious. confused13.gif

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?

Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.

 

 

And for the record, that was hilarious. The Blues Brothers is classic. yes.gif

I'll be close on the quote but I like the part when Joliet Jake says, "Uh yah, we're the Good Old Boys." laugh.gif

 

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The reason that I think the line of "Well, it's a beautiful place, Bob" is funny is because it's the beginning of a steady series of bullshit lines by Jake.

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QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 14 2010, 01:15 PM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 14 2010, 01:04 PM)
QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 14 2010, 12:59 PM)
QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Dec 6 2004, 07:25 PM)
Bob - "Hi, I'm Bob, and this is my place."

Jake - "Well, it's a beautiful place, Bob"

wacko.gif

I thought it was hilarious. confused13.gif

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?

Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.

 

 

And for the record, that was hilarious. The Blues Brothers is classic. yes.gif

I'll be close on the quote but I like the part when Joliet Jake says, "Uh yah, we're the Good Old Boys." laugh.gif

We're the good ol boys blues brothers band. laugh.gif

 

I love that movie. smile.gif

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QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 14 2010, 11:04 AM)
QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 14 2010, 12:59 PM)
QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Dec 6 2004, 07:25 PM)
Bob - "Hi, I'm Bob, and this is my place."

Jake - "Well, it's a beautiful place, Bob"

wacko.gif

I thought it was hilarious. confused13.gif

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?

Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.

 

 

And for the record, that was hilarious. The Blues Brothers is classic. yes.gif

I think these need to go in the awesome movie quotes thread.

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QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 14 2010, 01:17 PM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 14 2010, 11:04 AM)
QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 14 2010, 12:59 PM)
QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Dec 6 2004, 07:25 PM)
Bob - "Hi, I'm Bob, and this is my place."

Jake - "Well, it's a beautiful place, Bob"

wacko.gif

I thought it was hilarious. confused13.gif

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?

Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.

 

 

And for the record, that was hilarious. The Blues Brothers is classic. yes.gif

I think these need to go in the awesome movie quotes thread.

We have one of those? ohmy.gif

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QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 14 2010, 01:17 PM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 14 2010, 11:04 AM)
QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 14 2010, 12:59 PM)
QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Dec 6 2004, 07:25 PM)
Bob - "Hi, I'm Bob, and this is my place."

Jake - "Well, it's a beautiful place, Bob"

wacko.gif

I thought it was hilarious. confused13.gif

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?

Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.

 

 

And for the record, that was hilarious. The Blues Brothers is classic. yes.gif

I think these need to go in the awesome movie quotes thread.

Yep. We got a little off track. cool.gif

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QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 14 2010, 11:18 AM)
QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 14 2010, 01:17 PM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 14 2010, 11:04 AM)
QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 14 2010, 12:59 PM)
QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Dec 6 2004, 07:25 PM)
Bob - "Hi, I'm Bob, and this is my place."

Jake - "Well, it's a beautiful place, Bob"

wacko.gif

I thought it was hilarious. confused13.gif

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?

Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.

 

 

And for the record, that was hilarious. The Blues Brothers is classic. yes.gif

I think these need to go in the awesome movie quotes thread.

We have one of those? ohmy.gif

we do now smile.gif

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