ladirushfan80 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes. 6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 7. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 11. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. 12. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 13. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 14. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. 15. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. 16. Every calendar's days are numbered. 17. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine. 18. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. 19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 20. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. 24. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. 25. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. 26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. 27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. 28. Acupuncture is a jab well done. 29. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Those are great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I love the exorcist one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Good Job Very Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Good Stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Those are funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Signals1982 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Ah, the english language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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