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QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Oct 2 2007, 04:13 PM)
Dear pillow,

Sorry to poke so many holes in you last night but that was a terribly erotic dream. RIP my dear friend.

Truly,

Chris

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TMI

 

 

But funny as hell.

 

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Dear ________,

 

I never knew that life could be so full of seemingly impossible choices. Looking back I don't see how I could've done anything differently...yet, here I am.

 

Life is just out of my grasp, but also as far away as east is from west. Fulfillment is easy to find, yet locked away from me.

 

"You've got to cry without weeping...talk without speaking...scream without raising your voice..."

 

I'm unsure about how to move on, and I can't move back.

 

~M

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QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 2 2007, 04:33 PM)
Dear ________,

I never knew that life could be so full of seemingly impossible choices. Looking back I don't see how I could've done anything differently...yet, here I am.

Life is just out of my grasp, but also as far away as east is from west. Fulfillment is easy to find, yet locked away from me.

"You've got to cry without weeping...talk without speaking...scream without raising your voice..."

I'm unsure about how to move on, and I can't move back.

~M

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Dear Ben

 

I can't wait to meet you for the first time when I get off the rig tommorrow

 

My first Grandson....who would have thought it?

 

Yours Most Sincerely

 

Grandpa

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QUOTE (Fridge @ Oct 2 2007, 09:48 PM)
Dear Ben

I can't wait to meet you for the first time when I get off the rig tommorrow

My first Grandson....who would have thought it?

Yours Most Sincerely

Grandpa

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QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Oct 2 2007, 05:39 PM)
QUOTE (Fridge @ Oct 2 2007, 09:48 PM)
Dear Ben

I can't wait to meet you for the first time when I get off the rig tommorrow

My first Grandson....who would have thought it?

Yours Most Sincerely

Grandpa

awww! That's gonna be so cool!! applaudit.gif

I hope someone gets a Picture of you looking at him for the first time ! wink.gif

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Dear Bristows helicopters

 

You've done it again, haven't you, you wankers?

 

The one time that I would like you to be punctual in arriving to get me off the rig, you can't oblige.

I am sick of your spurious technical faults which are only a result of overuse and poor maintenance.

 

So if I miss the Rush concert in Glasgow ( a four hour drive) due to your incometence, i would just like to say thanks for nothing you bunch of chiseling, jumped-up jobsworthy twatters...

 

Yours (VERY) Sincerely

 

A pissed off customer of yours

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QUOTE (Fridge @ Oct 3 2007, 05:56 AM)
Dear Bristows helicopters

You've done it again, haven't you, you wankers?

The one time that I would like you to be punctual in arriving to get me off the rig, you can't oblige.
I am sick of your spurious technical faults which are only a result of overuse and poor maintenance.

So if I miss the Rush concert in Glasgow ( a four hour drive) due to your incometence, i would just like to say thanks for nothing you bunch of chiseling, jumped-up jobsworthy twatters...

Yours (VERY) Sincerely

A pissed off customer of yours

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I hope to get there on time.

 

But think happy thoughts..

 

You get to meet BEN soon. wink.gif

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QUOTE (Fridge @ Oct 3 2007, 10:56 AM)
Dear Bristows helicopters

You've done it again, haven't you, you wankers?

The one time that I would like you to be punctual in arriving to get me off the rig, you can't oblige.
I am sick of your spurious technical faults which are only a result of overuse and poor maintenance.

So if I miss the Rush concert in Glasgow ( a four hour drive) due to your incometence, i would just like to say thanks for nothing you bunch of chiseling, jumped-up jobsworthy twatters...

Yours (VERY) Sincerely

A pissed off customer of yours

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QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Oct 3 2007, 05:16 AM)
Dear___________


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Always,
Me

Dear MHR,

 

 

I love those guys, they bring a smile to my face!

 

 

 

Always,

me

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Dear pilots who will be flying my tired, lazy ass home today,

 

Please don't f*k up the landing (or anything else).

 

Thanks in advance.

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QUOTE (Geds @ Oct 4 2007, 12:23 PM)
QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Oct 4 2007, 03:59 AM)
Dear ____________

You seem intelligent but.................. confused13.gif


Always,
Me

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HEY!

 

 

 

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If it was about anyone here, I'd put their name in the Dear ____ spot. biggrin.gif

 

 

 

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QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Oct 3 2007, 08:35 AM)
Dear pilots who will be flying my tired, lazy ass home today,

Please don't f*k up the landing (or anything else).

Thanks in advance.

Dear D,

 

I hope you made it home safe!

 

 

Always,

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