Tortoise and Hare Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 Santa needs to save up for second leg tickets!!!!!!!!! Hare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb82/blonde77th2/th_7e60baca.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/iluvgeddy/snakessleigh.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Christmas has never been the same for me since Grandma got run over by a reindeer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkt2112 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 QUOTE (Tortoise and Hare @ Nov 10 2007, 02:04 PM) Santa needs to save up for second leg tickets!!!!!!!!! Hare That's the first thing on my list this year!!! Hope I've been good enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStar Boogie Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I hope Santa brings be sme cool guiatr stuff...yeah, I said stuff!! He can figure it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 http://www.photoshoptalent.com/images/contests/santa/fullsize/santa_45856e5db583d.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryNerveAware Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb305/EveryNerveAware/RUSH/Who-s-your-Santa-Claus.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iluvgeddy05 Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 QUOTE (EveryNerveAware @ Nov 27 2007, 10:52 PM) http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb305/EveryNerveAware/RUSH/Who-s-your-Santa-Claus.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStar Boogie Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Nov 28 2007, 12:46 PM) QUOTE (EveryNerveAware @ Nov 27 2007, 10:52 PM) http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb305/EveryNerveAware/RUSH/Who-s-your-Santa-Claus.jpg What a minute...that looks like me when I was a baby...maybe that's why I'm so screwed up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStar Boogie Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Still screwed up, a day later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 24, 2007 Author Share Posted December 24, 2007 http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/2006/12/td_santa.jpg Bummer Boys and and Girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 24, 2007 Author Share Posted December 24, 2007 http://www.thetick.ws/images/Icanthitsanta.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 QUOTE (tick @ Dec 24 2007, 10:50 AM) http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/2006/12/td_santa.jpg Bummer Boys and and Girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortoise and Hare Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z147/HenHaven/Photo%20Fun/DecktheHallsLarry.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangy Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Tis the season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 QUOTE (tangy @ Nov 18 2008, 03:14 PM) Tis the season Tremendous bump Tangy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the invisible man Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/stormshadow/girl-w-box.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Probably been posted in this thread before, but still funny: Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat, The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Sh*thead, whoa A**hole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee. They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub. And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder. I was donning my jacket to cover my a**, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash. His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore. "That was some brothel," he said with a smile, "The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile." He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, The next was a handgun with a penis that spits. A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And a six pack of panties, the edible kind. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several other things that I shouldn't even mention. A c*ck ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, A dildo so long, it lay in a coil. "This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will sh*t. So I'll leave'em here, and then I'll just split." He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead. In time he was seated, took the reigns of his hitch, Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this nights been a B*TCH!" The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, "The best thing about sex is it never wears out!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted December 1, 2016 Author Share Posted December 1, 2016 Relive the majesty of this marvelous thread! Be part of it! Drink it in! Have a cookie! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Verena Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 (edited) There are so many fun stuff here! I can't help but laugh! Edited December 6, 2016 by rhyv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 I hope Santa Claws brings me some catnip, a laser dot and a toy mousie! :D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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