Alien Girl Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 (edited) ^^^Is foreman of all manure shovelers at said farm....has worked there for years to attain that level of technique and greatness. Edited June 24, 2006 by Alien Girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^^^ was given a trial as a temporary relief manure shoveler but was sacked due to incompetence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^^The old Buick he lives in is right next to a farm, so he always wakes up to the smell of fresh manure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^^^ Begged to live in the boot of said Buick after his trailer was demolished by a tornado, but he couldn't afford the rent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaRider Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^^^ Still has one of those lame "If this cars a rockin,dont come a knockin" bumper stickers on said Buick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^^^ Is secretly desperate to know where to buy a copy of said sticker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^^^eats stickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^^^ Wishes he could think of a decent flame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush! Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^^^has no decent flames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^^^ Has just proved my point again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentScotty Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 (edited) ^^^ Flames about as well as a flaming bag of poop left on the doorstep. <<< Possibly the king of "BAM!" for this thread... Edited June 24, 2006 by AgentScotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^^Has the intelligence of () Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouchithurts Posted June 24, 2006 Author Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^^^Likes to grease himself up in lard, and let the hourses lick it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^ Moron can't spell horses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^^^Ashamed to say he looks just like his avatar in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^^ Wants to do me desperately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ^^^Lusts after dancing amphetamines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 ^^^ Lusts after loved-crazed arachnids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 ^^^Has been known to spread himself with honey and let love-crazed ants crawl all over him...and that's just foreplay!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 ^^^has to play with gerbils to get excited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 ^^^Playing with one as we speak... Run Squeakers ruuuunnn!!!.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouchithurts Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 (edited) ^^^^ Edited June 25, 2006 by ouchithurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 ^^^Has retracted Lemmiwinks because he didn't want to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 ^^^ Only too keen to share EVERYTHING.....if you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 ^^Doesn't have anything to share, except a 1-inch dick and an '87 Chevy Cavalier that doesn't run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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