whitetrash Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 QUOTE (tick @ Dec 16 2005, 09:57 AM) 1.everyday at 6:45 i have a cup of coffee. 2.at 7:15 i take a dump. 3.at 8:50 i have a v8. Not so useless if you skip 1 or 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 1- i'm leaving for work. 2- my company produces over 2 million gallons of milk a week. 3- after my shift tonight i'll have 28 hrs overtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 1. My teeth hurt. 2. My Christmas shopping is going well. 3. I'm drinking hot tea, which is probably why #1 is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 1. I feel tired. 2. I don't feel like working today. 3. I just wish I could wake up sometime in the spring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Dec 16 2005, 03:00 PM) 1. I feel tired. 2. I don't feel like working today. 3. I just wish I could wake up sometime in the spring. 1. ditto 2. ditto 3. ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trance Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 1. I have one year left of school 2. I am tired 3. I can't think of anything else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 1. I hate snow2. I still hate snow3. I can't stand the site of snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 (edited) 1.) The highest grossing game show winner in world history is Brad Rutter, winner of Jeopardy's "Ultimate Tounament of Champions". 2.) Statistically, Minnesota is the healthiest state in the U.S. 3.) Dan Marino only had 87 career ing yards. Edited December 17, 2005 by KenJennings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 1/I just made a 5 foot tall snow man 2. I wanted to take a picture of it. 3. I walked in, got the camera, came out and some asshole had run it over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted December 17, 2005 Author Share Posted December 17, 2005 QUOTE (endlesslymocking @ Dec 16 2005, 09:24 PM) 1/I just made a 5 foot tall snow man 2. I wanted to take a picture of it. 3. I walked in, got the camera, came out and some asshole had run it over! 1. EM is almost always funny. 2. I laughed out loud when i saw his last post. 3. that asshole might have been me........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 16 2005, 11:09 PM) QUOTE (endlesslymocking @ Dec 16 2005, 09:24 PM) 1/I just made a 5 foot tall snow man 2. I wanted to take a picture of it. 3. I walked in, got the camera, came out and some asshole had run it over! 1. EM is almost always funny. 2. I laughed out loud when i saw his last post. 3. that asshole might have been me........ 1. Well I made it in the middle of a parking lot 2. It seemed kinda rebelish. 3. It's my birthday as of 11 minutes ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted December 18, 2005 Author Share Posted December 18, 2005 1. My studio is looking pretty good today. 2. Damn the ladybugs were bad this year 3. if it werent for them, I wouldn't have to vaccum down here so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggy Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Don't know if these have been on already Hull City is the only team name in the English football league that you can't fill in any letters in with a pen A can of diet coke sinks but a can of full fat coke will float If you wrap a piece of string around your head three times the length of string equals your height Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 1. Its snowing 2. I am glad its snowing 3. I want to go play in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 QUOTE (Daggy @ Dec 18 2005, 01:32 PM) Don't know if these have been on already Hull City is the only team name in the English football league that you can't fill in any letters in with a pen A can of diet coke sinks but a can of full fat coke will float If you wrap a piece of string around your head three times the length of string equals your height Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted December 18, 2005 Author Share Posted December 18, 2005 1. I wrapped a piece of string around my head 3 times 2. when I compared it to my height, it came up to my chest. 3. I guess I'm a fat-head. WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebbish Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 QUOTE (Daggy @ Dec 18 2005, 03:32 PM) Don't know if these have been on already Hull City is the only team name in the English football league that you can't fill in any letters in with a pen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 18 2005, 05:46 PM) 1. I wrapped a piece of string around my head 3 times 2. when I compared it to my height, it came up to my chest. 3. I guess I'm a fat-head. WTF? No. If it only came up to your chest, it would mean your head is small... It would mean your cranium is not large... Um... Well, you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 1. AGP is right. 2. Pencil-head comes to mind, doesn't it? 3. Crap. 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 1. Don't worry Geds. 2. Your head is still attractive. 3. I am having a great day!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 (edited) 1. Pictures of my studio are POSTED!!!!! 2. There are about 6 pics with explanations of all the crap that is in them. 3. It starts at the bottom of this page, carries to the next one: http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?showtopic=621&st=100 4. thanks agp! Edited December 19, 2005 by Geds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 1. My girlfriend made me the most wonderful Birthday Card ever. 2. She took something I once said in a myspace comment, and centered it on facy paper. She then took a picture of her hand and mounted it diagonaly above the quote. 3. I suppose its too much of an inside joke for you to see its beauty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 1. This is a picture of my last post... http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a188/anthazar/DSCF03221.jpg 2. I think I'm nuts that I think its that amazing.... 3. Andrew Bird claims he invented the "violindie" genre and says he is a professional whistler... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 1. Things are more fun to say when you number them. 2. To have someone smelling your hair in a dream, indiacates sexual curiosity. 3. I am afraid of telephones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted April 19, 2006 Author Share Posted April 19, 2006 (Post more if you like.) 1. I treated my driveway for stray grass and weeds. 2. I burned my thumb on a hot drill bit today at work. 3. I have a patch of dry skin on my eyebrow that NOTHING seems to clear up, and I'm afraid it may be leprosy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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