Post 3 useless facts

[madra sneachta]

1 The head gasket has blown on my wife's car.

 

2 The left back leg of the chair I'm sitting on is wobbling slightly.

 

3 The only DVD in my line of vision is "The Wall"

[Geds]

QUOTE (madra sneachta @ Sep 7 2005, 08:00 AM)

1 The head gasket has blown on my wife's car. 2 The left back leg of the chair I'm sitting on is wobbling slightly. 3 The only DVD in my line of vision is "The Wall"

1) Your #1 Sucks

 

2) Your #2 doesn't affect me at all....

 

3) Your #3 ROCKS.

 

 

 

[circumstantial tree]

1. Geds is Geds

 

2. I am me

 

3. Geds is not me

[Pags]

1) Today is day 1 of green light time. The doctor will no longer stop labor.

2) I am not mentally ready to have another child, and I'm freaking. Having the first 3 didn't bother me one bit. Go figure.

3) The ZIP in zip code stands for "Zone Improvement Plan."

[endlesslymocking]

QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Sep 7 2005, 08:19 AM)

1. Geds is Geds 2. I am me 3. Geds is not me

This gets me thinking.

 

Given: There is one of me. EM=1

 

Let A=B

 

Then

http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image1.gif

Thenhttp://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image2.gif

Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image3.gif

Then

http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image4.gif

Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image5.gif

Rearrange to http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image6.gif

Cancel http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image7.gif from both sides and you get:

 

1=2...dun dun dun

 

EM=1=2

 

EM=2

 

There are 2 of me

 

How's that for useless fact.

 

Edited September 7, 2005 by endlesslymocking

[circumstantial tree]

 

1. Red is a color

 

2. Blue is a color

 

3. Red is not blue

[rickyrob]

QUOTE (endlesslymocking @ Sep 7 2005, 02:30 PM)

QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Sep 7 2005, 08:19 AM) 1. Geds is Geds 2. I am me 3. Geds is not me This gets me thinking.   Given: There is one of me. EM=1   Let A=B   Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image1.gif Thenhttp://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image2.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image3.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image4.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image5.gif Rearrange to http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image6.gif Cancel http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image7.gif from both sides and you get:   1=2...dun dun dun   EM=1=2   EM=2   There are 2 of me   How's that for useless fact.   This happened because you divided by 0 (zero)   and when you divide by zero, you get infinity, or more accurately, any number. You should be able to prove, using this, that any number can equal any number.

[endlesslymocking]

QUOTE (rickyrob @ Sep 7 2005, 08:35 AM)

QUOTE (endlesslymocking @ Sep 7 2005, 02:30 PM) QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Sep 7 2005, 08:19 AM) 1. Geds is Geds 2. I am me 3. Geds is not me This gets me thinking.   Given: There is one of me. EM=1   Let A=B   Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image1.gif Thenhttp://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image2.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image3.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image4.gif Then http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image5.gif Rearrange to http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image6.gif Cancel http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/fallacies_hlimgs/image7.gif from both sides and you get:   1=2...dun dun dun   EM=1=2   EM=2   There are 2 of me   How's that for useless fact.   This happened because you divided by 0 (zero)   and when you divide by zero, you get infinity, or more accurately, any number. You should be able to prove, using this, that any number can equal any number. I know....But alot of people don't...My math teacher last year walked into first day and put that on the board....It confused alot of people...

[Geds]

1) This thread was designed to allow people a creative outlet.

 

2) This thread was not designed to find a "winner".

 

3) However, EndlesslyMocking may have secured some sort of title for the algebraic useless fact.

[rickyrob]

QUOTE (endlesslymocking @ Sep 7 2005, 02:38 PM)

...My math teacher last year walked into first day and put that on the board....It confused alot of people...

I think all maths teachers do, and since the year dot....mine did too, in 1978

[rickyrob]

Spacy useless facts:

 

1. There are more stars in our galaxy (The Milky Way) than there are grains of sand on every beach on the earth.

 

2. If you were to travel at the speed of light, light will still travel past you at the speed of light. You can never catch up to a light ray.

 

3. A black hole isn't really black. Its only because the gravity is so powerful that light cannot escape from it, so we don't see it.

 

[endlesslymocking]

QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 7 2005, 08:43 AM)

1) This thread was designed to allow people a creative outlet. 2) This thread was not designed to find a "winner". 3) However, EndlesslyMocking may have secured some sort of title for the algebraic useless fact.

*woohoo*

 

 

But wait...

 

Theres is 1" Some sort of title" that I have secured...

T=1

 

0= 0+0+0+0...(infinite)

=(1-1)+(1-1)+(1-1)...

= 1+(-1+1)+(-1+1)... (This can be done because of the associative law, which states that in addition and subtraction, parntheses can be moved and the sum wont be changed)

= 1+ 0+0 + 0.....

=1

 

Therefore 0=1

 

T=1=0

 

No title for me

[endlesslymocking]

QUOTE (rickyrob @ Sep 7 2005, 09:14 AM)

Spacy useless facts: 1. There are more stars in our galaxy (The Milky Way) than there are grains of sand on every beach on the earth. 2. If you were to travel at the speed of light, light will still travel past you at the speed of light. You can never catch up to a light ray. 3. A black hole isn't really black. Its only because the gravity is so powerful that light cannot escape from it, so we don't see it.

1. Thats alot of stars...

 

2. So wait, energy moves faster than mass, of both are moving at the speed of light? whoa

 

3. Then a black hole is really black, That's just an explination why it is black...

[Geds]

QUOTE (endlesslymocking @ Sep 7 2005, 09:16 AM)

QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 7 2005, 08:43 AM) 1) This thread was designed to allow people a creative outlet. 2) This thread was not designed to find a "winner". 3)  However, EndlesslyMocking may have secured some sort of title for the algebraic useless fact. *woohoo*     But wait...   Theres is 1" Some sort of title" that I have secured... T=1   0= 0+0+0+0...(infinite) =(1-1)+(1-1)+(1-1)... = 1+(-1+1)+(-1+1)... (This can be done because of the associative law, which states that in addition and subtraction, parntheses can be moved and the sum wont be changed) = 1+ 0+0 + 0..... =1   Therefore 0=1   T=1=0   No title for me This may not be entirely accurate....but I make the rules, and you keep digging yourself deeper and deeper into a "some sort of title" hole.   no need to calculate how far ahead of the pack you are....

[Riv]

1) I don't drink much anymore

2) I got shithammered last night

3) My head is killing me

[Slaine mac Roth]

1) My son started school yesterday

 

2) My daughter started nursery yesterday

 

3) My wife thinks she's in heaven

[Geds]

SO, RIV!

 

YOU WANT US TO BE QUIET?

 

 

[Riv]

QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 7 2005, 07:03 PM)

SO, RIV! YOU WANT US TO BE QUIET?

 

1)Greeks party until the sun comes up

2)They like karaoke and it's funny to hear them sing in English

3)Water is my best friend

[CanEHdian]

QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Sep 7 2005, 12:02 PM)

1) My son started school yesterday 2) My daughter started nursery yesterday 3) My wife thinks she's in heaven

she IS

[Cygnus]

3 constants in life

 

1 time will tell

2 shit will smell

3 water will seek its own level (New Orleans is an example of this one)

[CanEHdian]

1) Takes 3 alarm clocks to wake me up in the morning(two in a different room)

2) I eat Froot Loops Anytime of day and sometimes without milk.

3) I love the drums..but don't have a clue how to play them

[Geds]

1) My friend is here on the rush forum now

 

2) You will all dig her, I bet.

 

3) she has a kickass avatar!

[Sheighla]

1. I am a TRF virgin!

 

2. Geds rocks - both of 'em!

 

3. This is my very first post!

[Pags]

QUOTE (Sheighla @ Sep 7 2005, 08:25 PM)

1. I am a TRF virgin! 2. Geds rocks - both of 'em! 3. This is my very first post!

1) Welcome to TRF

 

2) It's awesome here

 

3) um......

[Geds]

QUOTE (Sheighla @ Sep 7 2005, 07:25 PM)

1. I am a TRF virgin! 2. Geds rocks - both of 'em! 3. This is my very first post!

1) I am glad you're here!

 

2) You will LOVE these people.

 

3) We all just watched you rectify the TRF virgin thingy.......